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SoftBonds -> How to be completely taken in by a fake domme (2/26/2012 3:31:49 PM)
OK, so first off I'm not sure if I'm whiny enough to be taken in by a fake domme. Can someone give me tips on how to drive off any dommes who might be interested in me for my personality instead of for money? I have been considering a flame post accusing all dommes of being fin-dommes, but I could also just respond really negatively to anyone who replies to my question... I think what I am really looking for is to be so negative and defensive that only a guy pretending to be a domme would even have any respect for me... But I might also be interested in someone who pretends to like me for money but will dump me as soon as something better comes along. So can anyone help me so I can get mad at you for it??? /end snark

kalikshama -> RE: How to be completely taken in by a fake domme (2/26/2012 3:33:14 PM)
Go to a munch [:D]

SoftBonds -> RE: How to be completely taken in by a fake domme (2/26/2012 3:49:26 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: kalikshama Go to a munch [:D] What, you mean I've got to leave my mom's basement? Come on here, work with me... OK, it's simple really, all I want is a woman who will come to my home, and demand that I open my fly so she can perform oral on me. Then she will make my lie on my bed and have sex with me, her on top. Then she will go away and let me go back to my comic book collection. Oh, and she has to look like a hypothetical fusion of pamala anderson and kathy ireland, but 18 years old. Can't I find someone like that online???

NiceButMeanGirl -> RE: How to be completely taken in by a fake domme (2/26/2012 4:01:20 PM)
hahahaha

sirsholly -> RE: How to be completely taken in by a fake domme (2/26/2012 4:06:50 PM)
quote: What, you mean I've got to leave my mom's basement? Have Mom drive you to the munch. Really...she won't mind. The poor woman thinks you are a massive pain in the ass and wants you the hell out of her house. So, ask Mom to iron your best pair of JCPenney polyester double knit plaid floods and that snazzy Hawaiian print shirt you bought at Goodwill. Make sure your sweat socks match, give your white buckskin shoes a quick spit-shine, and you are good to go.

LoreBook -> RE: How to be completely taken in by a fake domme (2/26/2012 4:16:23 PM)
quote: Can someone give me tips on how to drive off any dommes who might be interested in me for my personality instead of for money? Hmm. Well, this might work: http://www.collarchat.com/m_4044015/tm.htm. Actually I find it strange that you're complaining about findommes because the majority of the messages in my inbox are from guys wanting me to be their findomme, despite the fact that there isn't even a hint of an interest for it in my profile (I never heard of it before joining this site). To me that implies that the problem can't be as bad as you are making it out to be. If the place is overrun with findommes, then why are guys after me to become one? Seems to me there's a shortage of them, if guys have to go around recruiting new ones.

fetisheden -> RE: How to be completely taken in by a fake domme (2/26/2012 4:30:14 PM)
dont worry, i'll always love you for your money!

Rochsub2009 -> RE: How to be completely taken in by a fake domme (2/29/2012 7:46:49 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: SoftBonds all I want is a woman who will come to my home, and demand that I open my fly so she can perform oral on me. Then she will make my lie on my bed and have sex with me, her on top. Then she will go away and let me go back to my comic book collection. Oh, and she has to look like a hypothetical fusion of pamala anderson and kathy ireland, but 18 years old. Ummmm, you forgot to say that she should bring her black bull and "force" you to suck his BBC. And you also forgot to say that she should be dressed in a tight latex mini-dress, 9 inch heels, fishnet stockings, and carry a whip. If you're going to go with a stereotype fantasy, at least get it right. [:D]

SaharahEve -> RE: How to be completely taken in by a fake domme (2/29/2012 4:10:21 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: fetisheden dont worry, i'll always love you for your money! X2

seekingOwnertoo -> RE: How to be completely taken in by a fake domme (3/1/2012 8:32:10 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: SoftBonds Can someone give me tips on how to drive off any dommes who might be interested in me for my personality instead of for money This is so easy! [;)] I am surprised you asked! [;)] [;)] 1. Be a gentleman 2. Take her out to dinner at an upscale establishment 3. Pay attention to her 4. Send thoughtful, unexpected notes 5. Be real Hell, She will RUN like the wind! Screaming ... "I can't relate to a man like this!"!

QueenRah -> RE: How to be completely taken in by a fake domme (3/2/2012 1:39:00 PM)
Read her profile, thoroughly. Prove you have done so by commenting on more than one aspect of her well-considered profile - not just her HOOOTTTT picuture!!! Point out all the areas where you two seem well-matched (and be correct about it!). Make sure you are local, single (not cheating), and financially sound and responsible. Don't run off a list of "Do-mes." She will not know what's hit her. You won't need to have her dump you. You will kill her with shock. There. One more cranky, jaded Domina down. [;)] QR

SnowRanger -> RE: How to be completely taken in by a fake domme (3/2/2012 4:23:20 PM)
Dude! If Saharah Eve loves you do you really care WHY? Mike

LadyHibiscus -> RE: How to be completely taken in by a fake domme (3/2/2012 4:24:38 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: SnowRanger Dude! If Sahara Eve loves you do you really care WHY? Mike Oh, Mike. You have sorely tested my self censorship skills just now.

SnowRanger -> RE: How to be completely taken in by a fake domme (3/2/2012 4:30:20 PM)
LOL Who? Angelic ME?

LadyHibiscus -> RE: How to be completely taken in by a fake domme (3/2/2012 4:33:38 PM)
[sm=whip.gif]

SnowRanger -> RE: How to be completely taken in by a fake domme (3/2/2012 5:11:42 PM)
Seriously, I thought that you were going to post that YOU loved him too. Then I'd be REALLY jealous!

LadyHibiscus -> RE: How to be completely taken in by a fake domme (3/2/2012 5:12:23 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: SnowRanger Seriously, I thought that you were going to post that YOU loved him too. Then I'd be REALLY jealous! Loved who WHAT now?

SnowRanger -> RE: How to be completely taken in by a fake domme (3/2/2012 5:37:28 PM)
I was refering to Fetishden and SaharahEve stating that they love Softbonds for his money. I thought that you were going to chime in with them! ;-D

LadyHibiscus -> RE: How to be completely taken in by a fake domme (3/2/2012 6:05:41 PM)
Softbonds has money? Then shouldn't he be sending me stuff?

seekingOwnertoo -> RE: How to be completely taken in by a fake domme (3/2/2012 6:17:56 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: SnowRanger Seriously, I thought that you were going to post that YOU loved him too. Then I'd be REALLY jealous! Hmm I thought LADY HIB was REPLYING TO the MESSAGE below/b] quote: ORIGINAL: SnowRanger Dude! If Saharah Eve loves you do you really care WHY? Mike so how did it get to .. this? quote: ORIGINAL: SnowRanger Seriously, I thought that you were going to post that YOU loved him too. Then I'd be REALLY jealous! [:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D] Or am I drunk?

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