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MarksFantasyGirl -> Too much time on my hands. Lol (2/28/2012 7:11:25 AM)
Ok so I'm sitting here watching Spiderman. Every time I do, the same question pops into my mind: Why does spiderman shoot web from his wrists?? If he is like a real spider wouldn't it come out his butt?? Am I the only one that thinks about this?? Lol

GreedyTop -> RE: Too much time on my hands. Lol (2/28/2012 7:21:05 AM)
well, not anymore!!

MarksFantasyGirl -> RE: Too much time on my hands. Lol (2/28/2012 7:23:26 AM)
Good. Lol I felt funny being the only one to think about it. Lmao

myotherself -> RE: Too much time on my hands. Lol (2/28/2012 7:24:18 AM)
OK...that made me giggle [:D]

LaTigresse -> RE: Too much time on my hands. Lol (2/28/2012 7:29:38 AM)
So tubgirl is really a spider!

MarksFantasyGirl -> RE: Too much time on my hands. Lol (2/28/2012 7:32:47 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: myotherself OK...that made me giggle [:D] I suppose having web come out your butt would make you giggle. But it would be hard to think of him as a superhero if he would giggle every time he shot the web. Haha

ResidentSadist -> RE: Too much time on my hands. Lol (2/28/2012 9:11:50 AM)
Having webs shoot out your ass is gonna' make getting off the toilet a sticky situation !

MarksFantasyGirl -> RE: Too much time on my hands. Lol (2/28/2012 10:53:02 AM)
Ha ha!! Oh RS I have missed you !!!!

GreedyTop -> RE: Too much time on my hands. Lol (2/28/2012 11:00:03 AM)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kNYKxiRJ2LA

Marc2b -> RE: Too much time on my hands. Lol (2/28/2012 11:13:52 AM)
quote: Why does spiderman shoot web from his wrists?? If he is like a real spider wouldn't it come out his butt?? Nope. You're not alone. I've wondered about this myself. Other superhero/comic book character things I've wondered about: What exactly is Superman's method of propulsion? How is he able to speed up, bank, and slow down? The Richs' (of Richie Rich) seem like nice people up close, so why do they engage in such self aggrandizement, putting their portraits and/or their name on everything they own. I detect some serious psychological issues here. If David (or Bruce) Banner is such a threat to people, why doesn't he move to a deserted island? How did poor Casper end up dead at such a young age? Does Batman count as a real superhero, or is he just a rich guy who bought his way into the club (and yes, I stole this one from Family Guy... but it is a legitimate question)?

MarksFantasyGirl -> RE: Too much time on my hands. Lol (2/28/2012 11:34:53 AM)
Batman is my favorite BECAUSE he doesn't have any powers. He is just too damn Kool!! And Casper died sledding. That's what he told christina ricci in the movie anyways. Well... Got sick after sledding.

mnottertail -> RE: Too much time on my hands. Lol (2/28/2012 12:41:33 PM)
Back to spiderman, why isnt he shooting the webjizz out of his cock and jacking it like a shotgun, round after round, wouldn't that seem a little more realistic?

yourdarkdesire -> RE: Too much time on my hands. Lol (2/28/2012 3:02:05 PM)
lol ron - that is just sick!

Lockit -> RE: Too much time on my hands. Lol (2/28/2012 3:03:47 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: yourdarkdesire lol ron - that is just sick! And you are surprised???? [:D]

DarkSteven -> RE: Too much time on my hands. Lol (2/28/2012 3:18:18 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: yourdarkdesire lol ron - that is just sick! Hey, Ron, should you give YDD "the talk" or should I?

igor2003 -> RE: Too much time on my hands. Lol (2/28/2012 3:46:59 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MarksFantasyGirl Ok so I'm sitting here watching Spiderman. Every time I do, the same question pops into my mind: Why does spiderman shoot web from his wrists?? If he is like a real spider wouldn't it come out his butt?? Am I the only one that thinks about this?? Lol I can't say why Spiderman shoots webs from his wrists, but science may soon make Superman's bullet repelling skin a reality. For a number of years scientists have been experimenting with giving the silk producing genes of spiders to goats. The spiderweb producing proteins can then be extracted from the goats milk and spun into spider silk strands. Dutch scientists believe they can replace the keratin in human skin with the spider silk protein by adding the silk producing genes of a spider to a human gnome. Spider silk, being tougher than Kevlar and stronger than steel, would thus make the human skin bullet proof. Here is the story: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2026645/Bulletproof-human-skin-spider-silk-goat-milk-developed-scientists.html P.S. I know nothing about the "Daily Mail" so for all I know it may simply be a hoax, though the part about the goat's milk I have been hearing for a number of years.

yourdarkdesire -> RE: Too much time on my hands. Lol (2/28/2012 8:06:46 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: DarkSteven quote: ORIGINAL: yourdarkdesire lol ron - that is just sick! Hey, Ron, should you give YDD "the talk" or should I? Come on Steven, I dare you to give it to me!!!!!

CRYPTICLXVI -> RE: Too much time on my hands. Lol (2/29/2012 12:58:21 PM)
Because his web isn't part of the biological change but rather an invention of Peter Parker's... I thought I remembered that he had shooters on his wrists from when I read these decades ago so thanks to Google http://marvel.wikia.com/Spider-Man's_Web-Shooters . Now about Superman, I remember a long time ago an article by Isaac Asimov (I think it was him) talking about the physics issues of Superman ejaculating... something about tearing Lois Lane apart and Superman cum in the atmosphere.

DarkSteven -> RE: Too much time on my hands. Lol (2/29/2012 5:01:05 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: CRYPTICLXVI Now about Superman, I remember a long time ago an article by Isaac Asimov (I think it was him) talking about the physics issues of Superman ejaculating... something about tearing Lois Lane apart and Superman cum in the atmosphere. Here you go: The Pro.

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