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cleaning - 2/29/2012 3:06:29 PM   
bigbrown0003


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RE: cleaning - 2/29/2012 3:07:01 PM   
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RE: cleaning - 2/29/2012 3:10:00 PM   
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RE: cleaning - 2/29/2012 7:22:03 PM   
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RE: cleaning - 2/29/2012 8:19:44 PM   
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I'm afraid to ask how else it could be done within the confines of common sense.


Vacuum? Centrifuge?

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RE: cleaning - 2/29/2012 9:08:37 PM   
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I'm afraid to ask how else it could be done within the confines of common sense.



I heard of an elderly woman with dementia that did so with a straw.......they quit giving her straws in her water.

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RE: cleaning - 2/29/2012 9:36:35 PM   
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RE: cleaning - 2/29/2012 10:27:19 PM   
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RE: cleaning - 2/29/2012 10:30:02 PM   
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IS the best way to clean out your ass is with a enema?


I don't disclose anything about my ass here.

But you could try pipe cleaners.


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RE: cleaning - 3/1/2012 6:10:51 AM   
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IS the best way to clean out your ass is with a enema?


I find that a plunger and Drano work pretty well. But a blowtorch sometimes helps for tough stains. Give it a try. I think you'll like it.

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RE: cleaning - 3/1/2012 8:58:30 AM   
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IS the best way to clean out your ass is with a enema?


Orrrrrrrr...............
You can clean it with a brillo pad
Or clean it with broom
You can clean it in the shower
Or in the living room
You can wipe it down with Bounty
Or use an extension cord
But the best way you can clean it
Is on a message board!


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RE: cleaning - 3/1/2012 9:08:39 AM   
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< Message edited by Fornica -- 3/1/2012 9:09:15 AM >

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RE: cleaning - 3/1/2012 7:19:02 PM   
Endivius


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RE: cleaning - 3/2/2012 4:09:34 AM   
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If you remove your head first, it will be much easier to clean.


I scared the cat off the desk I LOL'd so hard.

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RE: cleaning - 3/2/2012 6:43:05 AM   
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RE: cleaning - 3/2/2012 7:12:55 AM   
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Drink a pint of the Magnesium Citrate solution that you can buy at the drug store.



He said that he wanted to clean his ass, not his stomach, colon, and intestines. That magnesium citrate flushes your system quickly and effectively.

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RE: cleaning - 3/2/2012 7:23:58 AM   
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Drink a pint of the Magnesium Citrate solution that you can buy at the drug store.



He said that he wanted to clean his ass, not his stomach, colon, and intestines. That magnesium citrate flushes your system quickly and effectively.


To be fair, he didn't specify how far up his ass he wanted to clean.

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RE: cleaning - 3/2/2012 7:35:24 AM   
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RE: cleaning - 3/2/2012 9:06:01 AM   
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ORIGINAL: Hillwilliam

Drink a pint of the Magnesium Citrate solution that you can buy at the drug store.



He said that he wanted to clean his ass, not his stomach, colon, and intestines. That magnesium citrate flushes your system quickly and effectively.


To be fair, he didn't specify how far up his ass he wanted to clean.



Okay. Good point.

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RE: cleaning - 3/2/2012 9:06:50 AM   
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