SoftBonds -> RE: uh, whats a good way to deal with solicitation? (3/3/2012 10:43:39 AM)
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ORIGINAL: FrostedFlake Fling the door wide open wearing nothing but your ammo belt, over one shoulder, with your shotgun in the "modesty position". Jack a shell into the chamber. Ask them if they are coming or going. It will be a long time before the Jehovahs' Witnesses stop warning one another about you. ETA : In case of girl scouts, just buy the damn cookies. They won't be back for a year. LOL, this reminds me of a true story. Ren Faire friends were dressed getting ready to go out. His costume was of a Viking, complete with axe on his belt. Jehovah's witnesses show up, he opens the door, looks at them, they look at him (250 lb man, horns on helmet, furs, the whole nine yards). He turns around and yells "Honey, put the pot on the stove, I've got some meat for dinner." Or some such... He turned back around and they were GONE??? Have no clue why...Grin.
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