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hausboy -> RE: Domme/GFE (3/1/2012 5:05:03 PM)

I had the GFE once.

I met this woman.....she was into me and wanted to fuck. So I said....okay...but you're on the East Coast and I live in California, so just understand you're just a trick. We're gonna fuck like mad but then I'm going back west and we'll never see each again. I'm not going to call you and I'm not going to write unless I'm coming back into the area...and then...it's just to fuck.

she said "Fine."

We fucked and fucked and fucked. We fucked some more. We had a foursome with a Dom couple. we fucked some more.

I moved back west and 2 days later she showed up on my doorstep. A month later the U-Haul pulled up and we got an apt together. 14 years after, she was fucking me. Or, more accurately, her divorce papers were fucking me.

Now i'm 41, have no money and well.... I'm fucked.
That's the REAL GFE.

hot enough for ya, Kelli?



BurntKitty -> RE: Domme/GFE (3/1/2012 5:55:26 PM)

Nair & sunbathing = a really burnt kitty.

Very hot time here in South Florida.



NiceButMeanGirl -> RE: Domme/GFE (3/1/2012 8:22:50 PM)

Hausboy, that was sad, but SO funny!!!!!



hausboy -> RE: Domme/GFE (3/1/2012 9:04:38 PM)


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ORIGINAL: NiceButMeanGirl

Hausboy, that was sad, but SO funny!!!!!


it gets a little less sad and a little funnier each year



DesFIP -> RE: Domme/GFE (3/2/2012 11:27:47 AM)

I'd love a spaetzel press. It's one of those things you rarely use, but would love to have.

Hottest experience, falling asleep on the beach in South Florida during spring break. I slept in the bathtub because the porcelain was cool.



VioletViolence -> RE: Domme/GFE (3/2/2012 2:21:47 PM)

Oh, I've had the chili peppers thing happen to me, but it was on his hands. I made him wear gloves whenever he chopped the peppers at work anytime there after, because having to stick my bits in milk isn't generally a sought after experience for me. Yowza.



kitkat105 -> RE: Domme/GFE (3/2/2012 3:56:14 PM)

I think our most heated session was when our HVAC was broken and we had to use one of those older style fin-oil heaters! They are powerful!



LookieNoNookie -> RE: Domme/GFE (3/2/2012 8:10:16 PM)


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ORIGINAL: CBTinDALLAS

Sometimes in sessions, it gets pretty heated, doesn't it?
What do your hottest playtimes consist of...ie what implements were used?



I use (and this is just me....everyone's different) farm implements.

Now....lest we assume some disgusting (un-virtuous) assumptions, let me be clear;

I wash them all in bleach first.



maxemus48 -> RE: Domme/GFE (3/12/2012 12:51:40 PM)

strapons



Boudica -> RE: Domme/GFE (3/12/2012 5:26:33 PM)

Ah...I was out of town and had played on the phone with subbie hubbie. He'd applied Ben Gay earlier and had not quite removed it all from his hand. After we got off on the phone, he felt things starting to heat up. He later confessed to me that he tried washing it off in the shower, then tried milk, then tomato juice, then butter...finally in desperation...he violated the peanut butter.
Yes, it was the chunky kind.



JanahX -> RE: Domme/GFE (3/12/2012 5:35:35 PM)

Once I stuck Jalapeno Peppers up a guys ding ding --- it got really hot for him.



MistrixMsE -> RE: Domme/GFE (3/12/2012 10:44:23 PM)

Usually that involves a mouthy pain slut & a good hard figging. Of course there is nothing GFE about it... since i dont berate him for being a mommas boy & leaving the seat up during it.



fetisheden -> RE: Domme/GFE (3/12/2012 10:55:16 PM)

a dominatrix & a gfe are 2 different things. am i missing something here?



TNDommeK -> RE: Domme/GFE (3/13/2012 9:09:27 PM)

JanahX...hilarious, "a guys ding ding"



MistrixMsE -> RE: Domme/GFE (3/14/2012 12:07:51 AM)

I was being semi-snide about the silliness of the idea of domme/GFE being in use at same time...

I'm baffled as you are..



SubBoynTexoma -> RE: Domme/GFE (8/25/2013 8:49:08 AM)

You say you give phone sex. I would be interested.



thishereboi -> RE: Domme/GFE (8/25/2013 8:50:15 AM)

a waffle iron



VideoAdminChi -> RE: Domme/GFE (8/25/2013 9:02:34 AM)

FR,

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