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ADomDoc -> Quotes from O'Hare Air Traffic Control (6/2/2006 8:34:36 PM)
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Quotes from O'Hare Air Traffic Control
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Aircraft: Approach, how far from the airport are we in minutes?
O'Hare : N923, the faster you go, the quicker you'll get here.
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Aircraft: American 220, Eeney, meeny, miney, moe, how do you hear my radio?
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O'Hare: N07K you look like you're established on the localizer and I don't know the names of any of the fixes, you're cleared for the ILS approach. Call the tower.
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O'Hare: AmTran 726, sorry about that, Center thought you were a Midway arrival. Just sit back, relax and pass out some more cookies ... we'll get you to Milwaukee.
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Aircraft: Approach, what's our sequence?
O'Hare: Calling for the sequence I missed your call sign, but if I find out what it is, you're last.
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O'Hare: Sure you can have eight miles behind the heavy ... there'll be a United tri-jet between you and him.
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Aircraft: Approach, Southwest 436, you want us to turn right to 090?
O'Hare: No, I want your brother to turn. Just do it and don't argue.
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Aircraft: Approach United 525 what's this aircraft doing at my altitude?
O'Hare: United 525, what makes you think it's YOUR altitude, Captain?
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O'Hare: Delta 1176, say speed
Aircraft: Delta 1176, we slowed it down to two-twenty
O'Hare: Delta 1176 pick it back up to two-fifty ... this ain't Atlanta, and them ain't grits on the ground.
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Aircraft: Request Runway 27 Right
O'Hare: Unable.
Aircraft: Approach, do you know the wind at six thousand is 270 at fifty?
O'Hare: Yeah, I do, and if we could jack the airport up to fifty-five hundred, you could have that runway. Expect 14 Right
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O'Hare: Air Force Four-Five, it appears your engine has ... oh, disregard ... I see you've already ejected.
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Aircraft: The first officer says he's got you in sight.
O'Hare: Roger, the first officer's cleared for a visual approach runway 27 Right ... you continue on that 180 heading and descend to three thousand.
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Center: Hey, O'Hare, you see the 7600 code flashing five northwest of Gary?
O'Hare: Yeah, I do ... you guys talkin' to him? [That code means that all of the aircraft's radios are malfunctioning.]
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Aircraft: Approach, what's the tower?
O'Hare: That's a big tall building with glass all around it, but that's not important right now
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Aircraft: How far behind traffic are we?
O'Hare: Three miles.
Aircraft: That doesn't look like three miles to us!
O'Hare: You're a mile and a half from him, he's a mile and a half from you ... that's three miles.
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O'Hare Ground: United 123 see the DC-9 in front and to the right on charlie, follow him, taxi to runway 9.
United 123: United 123 roger ...
A little while later:
United 123: Ground that DC-9 you told us to follow just pulled into a gate got any other ideas?
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