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ORIGINAL: Aylee

So. . . I went to this munch last night. It was about a 2.5 hour drive. Needless to say, I was less than impressed.

This was not my first munch ever.

Let's face it. I am rather plain. That book, Sarah, Plain and Tall, could have been me. Aylee, Plain and Short. I will never grace a magazine cover but I will not frighten children either.

That said, I was THE most attractive female in the room. Well, hell, I have all my teeth*.

I also did not have Bozo the Clown make-up on. And my hair was clean (I will give that others hair was clean, but it looked greasy to me). And my clothing fit. My boobies were not in danger of falling out of my top/bra and landing in my dinner. I will also say that I actually felt thin. By about 150 pounds.

WTF people?

So. . . my first thought is that I hope no one falls on me.

After about 2 minutes, my thought is, "Why are you people SO loud?"

Don't get me wrong, double double entendres, triple entendres, they are great fun. Making a sex/BDSM comment REALLY loud so that everyone can laugh and make you feel good is just annoying.

Now. . . let's talk about the "meeting." Oh my goodness. "We have some new people here tonight. Thank you for coming. This first step can be really scary."

First step? Am I at an AA meeting? How many steps are there? It would have been really nice if people had been introduced. I have no idea of anyone's names and so could only give the other half descriptors.

Scary? I am nearly 36 years old. This is a restaurant. Not really scary. I am not a mental patient afraid to go outside. Besides, we all know that restaurants do not allow dismemberment on the premises as it interferes with dessert.

I went out for a smokie treat. Oh my goodness. I know that they THOUGHT they were cute. But let's be realistic. I had heard all of those jokes by the time I left Fort Huachuca. I was 19 then. At some point, they just loose their humor. They become trite. Ugh. Oh, and to continue to talk loudly about doing this or that to another person sexually or in a BDSM fashion while a family with toddlers and about third graders are entering the door. . . tasteless. Tacky, even.

Then. . . the rules for the Dungeon. Yep. Sat and listened to them all.

Oh. Their dungeon is not open right now.

Excuse me? Why did I have to listen to the rules?

Needless to say, we came home instead of staying the night as was planned.

I have to say that this was not the best munch ever. In fact, "A bunch of idiots," is how I would describe it.

*I have had one Wisdom tooth removed and they took out two canines before they put me in braces. I mean that I have no gaps.

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ORIGINAL: Daddysredhead

Potatoes are from Ireland, and are farmed by a nice lad named Seamus *nods* :P

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ORIGINAL: Daddysredhead

Aye, Lassie... ;)

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ORIGINAL: Daddysredhead

I have no idea what Kali is talking about. This thread is about the origin of potatoes, thusly the word "munch" in the title. I told Sci about this thread and he concurs with me, being that he is from hearty leprechaun stock.

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ORIGINAL: Aylee

So. . . I went to this munch last night. It was about a 2.5 hour drive. Needless to say, I was less than impressed.

This was not my first munch ever.

Let's face it. I am rather plain. That book, Sarah, Plain and Tall, could have been me. Aylee, Plain and Short. I will never grace a magazine cover but I will not frighten children either.

That said, I was THE most attractive female in the room. Well, hell, I have all my teeth*.

I also did not have Bozo the Clown make-up on. And my hair was clean (I will give that others hair was clean, but it looked greasy to me). And my clothing fit. My boobies were not in danger of falling out of my top/bra and landing in my dinner. I will also say that I actually felt thin. By about 150 pounds.

WTF people?

So. . . my first thought is that I hope no one falls on me.

After about 2 minutes, my thought is, "Why are you people SO loud?"

Don't get me wrong, double double entendres, triple entendres, they are great fun. Making a sex/BDSM comment REALLY loud so that everyone can laugh and make you feel good is just annoying.

Now. . . let's talk about the "meeting." Oh my goodness. "We have some new people here tonight. Thank you for coming. This first step can be really scary."

First step? Am I at an AA meeting? How many steps are there? It would have been really nice if people had been introduced. I have no idea of anyone's names and so could only give the other half descriptors.

Scary? I am nearly 36 years old. This is a restaurant. Not really scary. I am not a mental patient afraid to go outside. Besides, we all know that restaurants do not allow dismemberment on the premises as it interferes with dessert.

I went out for a smokie treat. Oh my goodness. I know that they THOUGHT they were cute. But let's be realistic. I had heard all of those jokes by the time I left Fort Huachuca. I was 19 then. At some point, they just loose their humor. They become trite. Ugh. Oh, and to continue to talk loudly about doing this or that to another person sexually or in a BDSM fashion while a family with toddlers and about third graders are entering the door. . . tasteless. Tacky, even.

Then. . . the rules for the Dungeon. Yep. Sat and listened to them all.

Oh. Their dungeon is not open right now.

Excuse me? Why did I have to listen to the rules?

Needless to say, we came home instead of staying the night as was planned.

I have to say that this was not the best munch ever. In fact, "A bunch of idiots," is how I would describe it.




*I have had one Wisdom tooth removed and they took out two canines before they put me in braces. I mean that I have no gaps.

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a and landing in my dinner. I will also say that I actually felt thin. By about 150 pounds.

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ORIGINAL: Toppingfrmbottom

I did last munch meet someone who was drunk and reeked of booze and some dude muttering about if he had a dime for every bitch who won't date him because he's not dominant enough, because he believes in holding a ladies door and opening the door for her, he'd be rich..

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ORIGINAL: Toppingfrmbottom

I wonder if its geographical?