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LookieNoNookie -> Just say no to drugs (3/4/2012 12:52:09 PM)
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(I can just imagine this in an old Bob Hope movie :) )
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Lady walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist for some arsenic.
The pharmacist asks "Ma'am, what in the world do you want with arsenic?"
The lady says "Why, to kill my husband of course, he's a lying, cheating, no good son of a......" "I can't sell you any for that reason", says the pharmacist.
The lady then reaches into her purse and pulls out a photo of her husband having sex with the pharmacist's wife.
He looks at the photo and says "Pardon me, I didn't realize you had a prescription".
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