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Two guys walk into a pub... - 3/9/2012 8:48:29 AM

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... they sit down and start to eat their sandwiches.

The barman intervenes, "you are not allowed to eat your own food in here".

So the two guys swap sandwiches.

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RE: Two guys walk into a pub... - 3/9/2012 11:20:13 AM

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Two guys walk into a pub... & they swap sanwiches.....
they will end up with a fight..

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RE: Two guys walk into a pub... - 3/9/2012 11:25:20 AM

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... one guy says to the bartender: "What do you think of Polish people, in here?"

The bartender gives him the finger and walks away. The guy turns to his friend and says: "See? I told you we were still number 1!!!"

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