BurntKitty
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Joined: 9/7/2010 From: Here To Eternity. Status: offline
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But I work in the Emu porn industry. I have to special order them, yanno. They're not as easy to pluck as peacocks are. Last shoot the female lead refused to be plucked. The male kept to the script "I'm gonna pluck you hard, pluck you now." Well, she found a strange Emu feather on his back. Ever since, she's been rather melancholy. Look for the film soon "The Emo Emu". Thank you, I'm here all week....
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