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LadyHibiscus -> RE: People here seem kinda mean (3/11/2012 4:47:07 PM)


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ORIGINAL: outhere69

All right, all y'all mean ones... What's with all the sqeeeing?


Check out the March Roll Call, hon. [:)] (oh, in Ask A Mistress)



JulianVanPatten -> RE: People here seem kinda mean (3/11/2012 4:47:08 PM)

I don't think the "pickup line in a bar" paradigm is useful. In a bar, I normally just flash my watch a few times and some slutty hardbody is all over me. So far I have not found a good way to replicate that experience in this virtual space.



LadyHibiscus -> RE: People here seem kinda mean (3/11/2012 4:48:16 PM)


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ORIGINAL: JulianVanPatten

I don't think the "pickup line in a bar" paradigm is useful. In a bar, I normally just flash my watch a few times and some slutty hardbody is all over me. So far I have not found a good way to replicate that experience in this virtual space.


You seek out... wristwatch fetishists? Whoa.



sirsholly -> RE: People here seem kinda mean (3/11/2012 6:20:50 PM)

<------one of the MEAN girls...



Musicmystery -> RE: People here seem kinda mean (3/11/2012 6:23:14 PM)

Yeah.......

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z_tzuFlgoZI






sirsholly -> RE: People here seem kinda mean (3/11/2012 6:24:54 PM)


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ORIGINAL: JulianVanPatten

I don't think the "pickup line in a bar" paradigm is useful. In a bar, I normally just flash my watch a few times and some slutty hardbody is all over me.

it's not you they want, Juls...it's your HAIR!!!!!



Hillwilliam -> RE: People here seem kinda mean (3/11/2012 6:27:34 PM)

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ORIGINAL: JulianVanPatten

I don't think the "pickup line in a bar" paradigm is useful. In a bar, I normally just flash my watch a few times and some slutty hardbody is all over me. So far I have not found a good way to replicate that experience in this virtual space.

Tell em you started voting for the president at age 7.

[sm=rofl.gif][sm=rofl.gif][sm=rofl.gif]

I lived in miami for 18 years and saw more Rolexes than Tiffany. They usually belonged to someone who was 'compensating' and the women knew it.



Musicmystery -> RE: People here seem kinda mean (3/11/2012 6:28:45 PM)

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In a bar, I normally just flash my _____ a few times and some _______ is all over me.


Fixed it.



Hillwilliam -> RE: People here seem kinda mean (3/11/2012 6:33:02 PM)


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ORIGINAL: Kaliko

Um...all these hugs and squueees (whatever that is) are putting a damper on the whole "You people are mean" theme, here.

Your new avatar is fucking STUNNING.



Musicmystery -> RE: People here seem kinda mean (3/11/2012 6:46:51 PM)

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So far I have not found a good way to replicate that experience in this virtual space.


It only works when they've been drinking.



LookieNoNookie -> RE: People here seem kinda mean (3/11/2012 6:51:16 PM)


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ORIGINAL: bigchacolate

How's I expose to know you arnt expose to ask sext it's a freaking adult dating site


My name's Forest, Forest Gump, but you can call me Forest Gump.



LookieNoNookie -> RE: People here seem kinda mean (3/11/2012 6:53:45 PM)


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ORIGINAL: Hillwilliam

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ORIGINAL: JulianVanPatten

I don't think the "pickup line in a bar" paradigm is useful. In a bar, I normally just flash my watch a few times and some slutty hardbody is all over me. So far I have not found a good way to replicate that experience in this virtual space.

Tell em you started voting for the president at age 7.

[sm=rofl.gif][sm=rofl.gif][sm=rofl.gif]

I lived in miami for 18 years and saw more Rolexes than Tiffany. They usually belonged to someone who was 'compensating' and the women knew it.


This is why I always wear shitty jeans with a wet spot in the crotch, mismatching socks and wash my hair every 2 weeks whether I need to or not.

The smart chics always see right through my ploy and end up getting a ride on my Gulfstream.

But only after I spill cheap champagne on their shirts.



LookieNoNookie -> RE: People here seem kinda mean (3/11/2012 6:55:01 PM)


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ORIGINAL: LaTigresse

I am still wondering what a chacolate is...


Lief is liek a bocks of chacolates



DaddySatyr -> RE: People here seem kinda mean (3/11/2012 6:57:18 PM)

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ORIGINAL: bigchacolate

How's I expose to know you arnt expose to ask sext it's a freaking adult dating site


I'm not trying to be mean, here but this is something I've been saying to guys since I first got online (1998 I was a late bloomer): If cyber sex (sexting for you youngsters) is what you're after and you don't take the time to type correctly, when speaking to a lady, how is she supposed to trust that you'll put the effort into making her feel good?



Peace and comfort,



Michael



Hillwilliam -> RE: People here seem kinda mean (3/11/2012 7:04:05 PM)


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ORIGINAL: LookieNoNookie


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ORIGINAL: Hillwilliam

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ORIGINAL: JulianVanPatten

I don't think the "pickup line in a bar" paradigm is useful. In a bar, I normally just flash my watch a few times and some slutty hardbody is all over me. So far I have not found a good way to replicate that experience in this virtual space.

Tell em you started voting for the president at age 7.

[sm=rofl.gif][sm=rofl.gif][sm=rofl.gif]

I lived in miami for 18 years and saw more Rolexes than Tiffany. They usually belonged to someone who was 'compensating' and the women knew it.


This is why I always wear shitty jeans with a wet spot in the crotch, mismatching socks and wash my hair every 2 weeks whether I need to or not.

The smart chics always see right through my ploy and end up getting a ride on my Gulfstream.

But only after I spill cheap champagne on their shirts.

At least you have hair.



LadyHibiscus -> RE: People here seem kinda mean (3/11/2012 7:05:45 PM)

Not on his head, Hilly![;)]



Hillwilliam -> RE: People here seem kinda mean (3/11/2012 7:09:02 PM)

Are ya saying he has more hair on his back than his head?[8D]



LadyHibiscus -> RE: People here seem kinda mean (3/11/2012 7:16:32 PM)

nawwwww....just that humpable heads are a fine fine thing!



Kaliko -> RE: People here seem kinda mean (3/11/2012 7:20:04 PM)


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ORIGINAL: Hillwilliam


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ORIGINAL: Kaliko

Um...all these hugs and squueees (whatever that is) are putting a damper on the whole "You people are mean" theme, here.

Your new avatar is fucking STUNNING.


Thank you. :) But yet again, that's just not very mean. Aren't we supposed to be kinda mean? Derailed again!



JanahX -> RE: People here seem kinda mean (3/11/2012 7:23:26 PM)

TRANSLATION ========> MOMMMMMYYYY -------> THE BIGGER KIDS ARE PICKING ON MEEEEEEEEEEEE !!!! WHHHAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH [:o]
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ORIGINAL: bigchacolate

How's I expose to know you arnt expose to ask sext it's a freaking adult dating site




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