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darkfootsteps -> penis out put (3/12/2012 10:59:57 PM)
Was chatting to a Domme friend the other night, about cum and how far it go's when playing, is it spurting over ones chest and shoulder and landing on ones face unusual, I have always been able to do that...she was kinda surprised

GloriousMorning -> RE: penis out put (3/13/2012 12:17:43 AM)
Why are you asking us? Like we're dick experts? Wouldn't it make more sense to ask of your peer group? I dunno. I've seen it happen, it's always a good indication that you know how to to build up the excitement with your submissive, but no, I don't think it's all that extraordinary..

darkfootsteps -> RE: penis out put (3/13/2012 12:22:50 AM)
laughs because women tend to be more accurate as for peer group, mmmm most know would be pleased to know there is only one like me..lol

DarkSteven -> RE: penis out put (3/13/2012 4:22:55 AM)
I'm pretty sure there's a Boy Scout merit badge for that.

LadyHibiscus -> RE: penis out put (3/13/2012 5:33:10 AM)
Stay hydrated, dude.

GreedyTop -> RE: penis out put (3/13/2012 6:14:12 AM)
personally, I would find it annnoying... what a mess.

Hillwilliam -> RE: penis out put (3/13/2012 6:36:16 AM)
How far do you have to elevate the gun for maximum range? Do you sacrifice accuracy?

GirlLooking4Sub -> RE: penis out put (3/13/2012 7:00:08 AM)
Seriously! are you 13? is that your version of 'hey look how big mine is girls' Put it back in your pants! quit being so desperately transparent!

MissImmortalPain -> RE: penis out put (3/13/2012 10:36:57 AM)
No you are not unique or special. You are not a one of a kind sparkly little snow flake. It is more than likely you just haven't had actual sex in a long time. On the other hand...I once watched a sub get off on cam. He actually hit the cam and knocked it over when he got off. If you can do that (he was about three feet from the cam at the time) Then you will be special.

Lockit -> RE: penis out put (3/13/2012 11:27:50 AM)
What are you known for? Oh... I saved half the world with my vaccination. What are you known for? I built the tallest building in New York City. What are you known for? I served the Queen of a nation for twenty years. What are you known for? I thought I was special and could do things with my mighty cock that really weren't that special and really weren't that important and then told a bunch of strangers and dominant's of my abilities in the form of a question, just so I could impart how awesome I am. Were they impressed? Did it get you any pussy? No... I'm still shooting for the overhead light. One suggestion OP... don't get that shit in your eye. You might really end up blind.. at least for a little while.

NiceButMeanGirl -> RE: penis out put (3/13/2012 12:28:55 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: darkfootsteps Was chatting to a Domme friend the other night, about cum and how far it go's when playing, is it spurting over ones chest and shoulder and landing on ones face unusual, I have always been able to do that...she was kinda surprised This ^^^ immediately made me think of that childhood taunt "Anything you can do, I can do better." Personally, I think that would just make a huge nasty mess and I'd make you wipe it up with your hand and lick it off to clean it up. NBMG

LookieNoNookie -> RE: penis out put (3/13/2012 9:54:27 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: darkfootsteps Was chatting to a Domme friend the other night, about cum and how far it go's when playing, is it spurting over ones chest and shoulder and landing on ones face unusual, I have always been able to do that...she was kinda surprised #1) You're a member of the penis club so.....anytime you ask penis questions....you're kind of well (on this forum).....STOOPPPPPIT. #2) I'm surprised (more that you actually said that, as opposed that you can actually do that. Cudos. Hear hear....go bub.......I think you should shoot for several counties but....chest....good stuff. 3#) I don't (and no one else does) give a fuck....but hey.....congrats bud.

Delilya -> RE: penis out put (3/14/2012 12:34:15 AM)
Kudos

QueenRah -> RE: penis out put (3/14/2012 3:02:12 PM)
I love everybody but the OP for the direction this thread is taking. Thanks, y'all. You made me laugh. Oh, hell, OP, you made me laugh, too, just not with you.

ResidentSadist -> RE: penis out put (3/14/2012 3:07:26 PM)
I carry a tape measure and log the distance each time. Did you want to know where you rate against the mean average distance or should I exclude the 10% extremes and create a normalized data curve?

LadyHibiscus -> RE: penis out put (3/14/2012 3:10:44 PM)
I cannot believe that non of you domly dom ladies ever had the menz have an ejaculation contest. That is some serious FUN and lulz for everyone. Well, I was entertained. Mom found these really cool coloured metallic paper clips at the dollar store and we were loving those too. OKAY I AM EASILY AMUSED.

LookieNoNookie -> RE: penis out put (3/14/2012 6:11:51 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Delilya Kudos Dammit....I did it again!

sirsholly -> RE: penis out put (3/14/2012 6:22:24 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: darkfootsteps Was chatting to a Domme friend the other night, about cum and how far it go's when playing, is it spurting over ones chest and shoulder and landing on ones face unusual, I have always been able to do that.. Cumming on your own face isn't something i'd brag about... quote: ORIGINAL: darkfootsteps laughs because women tend to be more accurate as for peer group, mmmm most know would be pleased to know there is only one like me..lol more like grateful....[8\|]

DominaCeleste -> RE: penis out put (4/12/2012 9:51:24 AM)
I struggle with "slaves" who have such huge egos.

JanahX -> RE: penis out put (4/12/2012 10:18:35 AM)
Nice for you to share - LIKE ANYONE HERE GIVES A FLYING FUCK

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