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DaddySatyr -> RE: Soft core master techniques and ideas (3/14/2012 8:20:27 PM)

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ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus

Michael, he said NO PAIN!! eeeeeh!! (which is worse, eyes or sinus cavity? someone else can decide![:'(])


According to the research subjects I have tested; it depends upon the diet of the one providing the jizz.

Ladies and gents; two tablespoons of guava jelly, every day will fix just about anything that's making your spunk funky.



Peace and comfort,



Michael




OsideGirl -> RE: Soft core master techniques and ideas (3/14/2012 8:36:33 PM)


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ORIGINAL: DaddySatyr

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ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus

Michael, he said NO PAIN!! eeeeeh!! (which is worse, eyes or sinus cavity? someone else can decide![:'(])


According to the research subjects I have tested; it depends upon the diet of the one providing the jizz.

Ladies and gents; two tablespoons of guava jelly, every day will fix just about anything that's making your spunk funky.



Peace and comfort,



Michael



Do I have spunk?




TheBootyMan -> RE: Soft core master techniques and ideas (3/14/2012 8:42:35 PM)

Yeah, it looks like you have a bit on your right nostril. Oh, that IS weird. Lol

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ORIGINAL: OsideGirl


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ORIGINAL: DaddySatyr

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ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus

Michael, he said NO PAIN!! eeeeeh!! (which is worse, eyes or sinus cavity? someone else can decide![:'(])


According to the research subjects I have tested; it depends upon the diet of the one providing the jizz.

Ladies and gents; two tablespoons of guava jelly, every day will fix just about anything that's making your spunk funky.



Peace and comfort,



Michael



Do I have spunk?





GotSteel -> RE: Soft core master techniques and ideas (3/14/2012 11:08:04 PM)

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ORIGINAL: TheBootyMan
Lol doesn't anyone reply seriously here?


No, hazing new posters mercilessly is a tradition on collarchat.




mynxkat -> RE: Soft core master techniques and ideas (3/14/2012 11:20:27 PM)


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ORIGINAL: GotSteel

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ORIGINAL: TheBootyMan
Lol doesn't anyone reply seriously here?


No, hazing wank fodder posters mercilessly is a tradition on collarchat.



Fixed that for ya, GotSteel.





SpiritedRadiance -> RE: Soft core master techniques and ideas (3/14/2012 11:34:49 PM)


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ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus


Michael, he said NO PAIN!! eeeeeh!! (which is worse, eyes or sinus cavity? someone else can decide![:'(])



Eyes, It stings and if you have in contacts it takes like 2 weeks of eye cleaning..

Nostrils you just hold your finger to the other side and blow it out.. stings a little and feels really weird, but doesnt hurt nearly as much as in the eyes.




DaddySatyr -> RE: Soft core master techniques and ideas (3/14/2012 11:44:02 PM)

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ORIGINAL: OsideGirl
Do I have spunk?


Well, I've always found you to be spunk-y. As to what causes it, I have no clue.



Peace and comfort,



Michael




GotSteel -> RE: Soft core master techniques and ideas (3/15/2012 5:02:22 AM)

If only the practice was restricted to those who are assumed to be wank fodder posters. *sigh* That would be a refreshing change.




OsideGirl -> RE: Soft core master techniques and ideas (3/15/2012 7:27:36 AM)

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ORIGINAL: GotSteel

If only the practice was restricted to those who are assumed to be wank fodder posters. *sigh* That would be a refreshing change.


You clearly didn't read his first post in the Ask a Mistress forum. Our responses to him here are because of his behavior in that thread.

http://www.collarchat.com/m_4034739/tm.htm




Madame4a -> RE: Soft core master techniques and ideas (3/15/2012 4:19:40 PM)

what you want is more likely sensation play.. closer to SM than D/s




Alecta -> RE: Soft core master techniques and ideas (3/15/2012 5:26:17 PM)

Get off the internet and go to an event near you.




Madame4a -> RE: Soft core master techniques and ideas (3/15/2012 5:55:27 PM)

thanks... I usually do.. I'll be out at one tomorrow night... oh and next weekend too...

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ORIGINAL: Alecta

Get off the internet and go to an event near you.





TheBootyMan -> RE: Soft core master techniques and ideas (3/15/2012 7:48:12 PM)

Wonderful woman. It seems we are going to check out tantric sex. Thanks for your help anyway.




Focus50 -> RE: Soft core master techniques and ideas (3/16/2012 2:06:41 AM)


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ORIGINAL: TheBootyMan

Met a new woman, a very powerful one by day who has expressed an interest in being my sub at night. Neither of us has any experience in this kind of play but we both aren't into pain like some of you sick fucks. Haha just kidding. I thought about maybe tying her up and tickling her with a feather or something. What are some of the things you have tried that would be cool for our new D/s relationship that doesn't involve pain. Thanks for your help.


Basically, you're gonna indulge in some roleplay, 'cept you haven't got the foggiest what a Dom or even a top "role" is???? Tie her up and tickle her with a feather - that's what you've got?? (Ok, maybe there's a clue in a screen name that suggests vanilla horndog....) Still, you can find a willing sub with it?

That's *IT*, fuck you - hell, fuck ALL of you - I'm gonna go close my CM account and shoot myself.

Kidding....

Still....

<sheesh>

Focus.




SailingBum -> RE: Soft core master techniques and ideas (3/16/2012 11:40:33 AM)

I think the OP would be happy if someone called him up and talked "dirty" to him

BadOne




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