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TrekkieLP -> RE: Fake as a Two Dollar Bill (3/16/2012 8:53:35 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: JanahX I had someone from here call me a STUPID CUNT yesterday, he then blocked me and I was very sad. Why? Think of it as some jerk who calls you a bad name, then flees the room, and locks himself out of the room. The jerk just called you a name, and then put a gag in his own mouth.

ProlificNeeds -> RE: Fake as a Two Dollar Bill (3/16/2012 9:34:59 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: TrekkieLP quote: oh and if you want to confuse a person....give some of those two dollar bills to a kid in a fast food place [:D] My favorite (which I don't do intentionally, it just really bugs me when it happens), is when I give the cashier a bill that's too big, and some additional money. Hypothetical: The bill is $6.78 I give the cashier $22.03 The cashier takes the money, looks at, and freezes. "Uh, sir? This is a 20." "Yes. I know." "But, your bill was $6.78." "Yes. I know." My favorites are the ones who insist on giving me back the two ones, and the three pennies. Then they press "$20" on their register. Then carefully count out the change for the 20. Then, when they try to hand it to me (you have to do this before they close the drawer), I hand them back the two ones, and the three pennies, and say "Now, can I have a ten, a five, and a quarter?" (Don't do this if there's a line behind you.) This is actually very close to a money exchanging scam fast talkers use on slow witted cashiers. Most cashiers are not strong in math sadly, and there was a popular scam at one point where the scammer would buy something small with a fifty/hundred, to break the bill, then when the till was open would offer up additional change to add to the return change to get certain bills back, the exchange would go back and forth a couple times until the customer simply asks for the fifty back. If quick of tongue and the cashier stupid enough, they would in essence talk them out of fifty dollars. Don't be surprised if most cashiers (or at least the ones aware of such scams) give you dirty mistrusting looks when you ask to change monies once the drawer is open.

JanahX -> RE: Fake as a Two Dollar Bill (3/16/2012 9:58:20 AM)
Here ... take a sarcastic pill. Doctors orders. quote: ORIGINAL: TrekkieLP quote: ORIGINAL: JanahX I had someone from here call me a STUPID CUNT yesterday, he then blocked me and I was very sad. Why? Think of it as some jerk who calls you a bad name, then flees the room, and locks himself out of the room. The jerk just called you a name, and then put a gag in his own mouth.

IrishMist -> RE: Fake as a Two Dollar Bill (3/16/2012 11:48:26 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: JanahX Here ... take a sarcastic pill. Doctors orders. quote: ORIGINAL: TrekkieLP quote: ORIGINAL: JanahX I had someone from here call me a STUPID CUNT yesterday, he then blocked me and I was very sad. Why? Think of it as some jerk who calls you a bad name, then flees the room, and locks himself out of the room. The jerk just called you a name, and then put a gag in his own mouth. snicker

Marc2b -> RE: Fake as a Two Dollar Bill (3/16/2012 12:26:16 PM)
Speaking of funny money... the brother of my niece's husband was recently arrested for counterfeiting... one dollar bills. Who the fuck counterfeits a one dollar bill? On reflection, though, I'm not too surprised. Sharp stuff once tried to up his chances of winning the lottery by buying fifty tickets... all with the same numbers. Is too stupid to breath a viable legal defense?

DaddySatyr -> RE: Fake as a Two Dollar Bill (3/16/2012 12:27:31 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Marc2b Speaking of funny money... the brother of my niece's husband was recently arrested for counterfeiting... one dollar bills. Who the fuck counterfeits a one dollar bill? Really stupid people that erase the zeros off of $10s Peace and comfort, Michael

Dvr22999874 -> RE: Fake as a Two Dollar Bill (3/16/2012 12:31:05 PM)
I once went into a bank and asked for change of a $20 bill.................."how would you like it" she asked..............."two sevens and a six please".................and she began looking for that while I stood poker faced and the man behind had a choking fit

Marc2b -> RE: Fake as a Two Dollar Bill (3/16/2012 12:36:25 PM)
quote: Really stupid people that erase the zeros off of $10s I once read (some "stupid criminals" column somewhere) about a guy who tried to counterfeit twenty dollar bills by cutting the corners off of some twenties and gluing them on to one dollar bills. Yeah, you read that correctly... he created an obviously fake twenty by destroying twenty-one real dollars. [8\|]

TNDommeK -> RE: Fake as a Two Dollar Bill (3/16/2012 12:42:19 PM)
I get called fake all the time, I have a audio greeting and cam, although I wont jump on to "prove Myself". thats why I think its just people who want to be humiliated, so they say that and wait for Me to curse them. I just block. I love that button. speaking on counterfeit, I once saw a five dollar bill that had been washed and a hundred printed on it. he went straight to jail. lol

Dvr22999874 -> RE: Fake as a Two Dollar Bill (3/16/2012 12:45:50 PM)
In Argentina, they used to cut the zeroes off two 10 peso notes and glue them on 1 peso notes to pass on to foreigners. I was in the merchant marine and saw this attempted many times, usually on first-trippers, so the old hands would warn them and they would STILL get caught

DaddySatyr -> RE: Fake as a Two Dollar Bill (3/16/2012 12:45:56 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Marc2b quote: Really stupid people that erase the zeros off of $10s I once read (some "stupid criminals" column somewhere) about a guy who tried to counterfeit twenty dollar bills by cutting the corners off of some twenties and gluing them on to one dollar bills. Yeah, you read that correctly... he created an obviously fake twenty by destroying twenty-one real dollars. [8\|] I worked in a gas station when I was younger and had someone hand me one of those bills. Think about it, though ... Here's what you'll need: 1) One $1 bill 2) Four $20 bills 3) Some Crazy Glue Each twenty (with only one corner cut off of it) is still "spendable" and if you do get some hard-on clerk, you can just take it to the bank and trade it in. So, the $20s aren't "lost/wasted/useless" Furthermore, you've increased the value of the $1 by 1900% (I hope I did the math right) I guess, as scams go, it's not all that dumb (until you get caught) Peace and comfort, Michael

Marc2b -> RE: Fake as a Two Dollar Bill (3/16/2012 12:51:42 PM)
quote: I worked in a gas station when I was younger and had someone hand me one of those bills. Think about it, though ... Here's what you'll need: 1) One $1 bill 2) Four $20 bills 3) Some Crazy Glue Each twenty (with only one corner cut off of it) is still "spendable" and if you do get some hard-on clerk, you can just take it to the bank and trade it in. So, the $20s aren't "lost/wasted/useless" Furthermore, you've increased the value of the $1 by 1900% (I hope I did the math right) I guess, as scams go, it's not all that dumb (until you get caught) Peace and comfort, My understanding is the doofus cut all four corners from one twenty dollar bill which pretty much destroys the twenty... and even a stoned clerk should the resulting fake twenty.

OsideGirl -> RE: Fake as a Two Dollar Bill (3/16/2012 12:53:32 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: DaddySatyr quote: ORIGINAL: Marc2b quote: Really stupid people that erase the zeros off of $10s I once read (some "stupid criminals" column somewhere) about a guy who tried to counterfeit twenty dollar bills by cutting the corners off of some twenties and gluing them on to one dollar bills. Yeah, you read that correctly... he created an obviously fake twenty by destroying twenty-one real dollars. [8\|] I worked in a gas station when I was younger and had someone hand me one of those bills. Think about it, though ... Here's what you'll need: 1) One $1 bill 2) Four $20 bills 3) Some Crazy Glue Each twenty (with only one corner cut off of it) is still "spendable" and if you do get some hard-on clerk, you can just take it to the bank and trade it in. So, the $20s aren't "lost/wasted/useless" Furthermore, you've increased the value of the $1 by 1900% (I hope I did the math right) I guess, as scams go, it's not all that dumb (until you get caught) Peace and comfort, Michael Yup, back when I was a teenager working in my Dad's hotel, one of the desk clerks got hit with that on an $800 hotel bill.

TrekkieLP -> RE: Fake as a Two Dollar Bill (3/16/2012 12:58:00 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: DaddySatyrI worked in a gas station when I was younger and had someone hand me one of those bills. Think about it, though ... Here's what you'll need: 1) One $1 bill 2) Four $20 bills 3) Some Crazy Glue Each twenty (with only one corner cut off of it) is still "spendable" and if you do get some hard-on clerk, you can just take it to the bank and trade it in. So, the $20s aren't "lost/wasted/useless" Furthermore, you've increased the value of the $1 by 1900% (I hope I did the math right) I guess, as scams go, it's not all that dumb (until you get caught) Peace and comfort, Michael I worked at a McDonald's, and we had somebody successfully do that. (Except he didn't cut four corners off the 20, he cut off two ends.) And yeah, I wondered what the guy did, later. I mean, he's either got a 20 with both ends cut off, or he's got two 20s missing one end each. Obviously, if you do this very often, then you have to pass a LOT of "trimmed" 20s. (The store's response was to require cashiers to put the money in the drawer with the back side up.)

DaddySatyr -> RE: Fake as a Two Dollar Bill (3/16/2012 12:58:40 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Marc2b My understanding is the doofus cut all four corners from one twenty dollar bill which pretty much destroys the twenty... and even a stoned clerk should the resulting fake twenty. I'm not sure if the rules and regs have changed but as of 1968 (when my grandfather retired from Chase), the bank would only "replace" a bill if two of the corners were intact. I think there also had to be something like 70% of the bill left so, cutting a bill in half, got you nowhere. My grandfather was amazing with money. On one trip back up North, my grandfather needed cash so, my uncle, Bob (UB) agreed to cash a check for him. I was just a young scad and they thought it would be funny to let me give the bills to grandpa from UB. They were $100s The bills were given to me one-at-a-time. I handed one of the bills to grandpa and he "felt" the bill. "Uh-oh, Bob. You need to take that one to the bank." sunuvabich if it wasn't counterfeit. Peace and comfort, Michael

TrekkieLP -> RE: Fake as a Two Dollar Bill (3/16/2012 1:01:49 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: DaddySatyr quote: ORIGINAL: Marc2b My understanding is the doofus cut all four corners from one twenty dollar bill which pretty much destroys the twenty... and even a stoned clerk should the resulting fake twenty. I'm not sure if the rules and regs have changed but as of 1968 (when my grandfather retired from Chase), the bank would only "replace" a bill if two of the corners were intact. I think there also had to be something like 70% of the bill left so, cutting a bill in half, got you nowhere. My grandfather was amazing with money. On one trip back up North, my grandfather needed cash so, my uncle, Bob (UB) agreed to cash a check for him. I was just a young scad and they thought it would be funny to let me give the bills to grandpa from UB. They were $100s The bills were given to me one-at-a-time. I handed one of the bills to grandpa and he "felt" the bill. "Uh-oh, Bob. You need to take that one to the bank." sunuvabich if it wasn't counterfeit. Peace and comfort, Michael I've read that, supposedly, the thing that's hardest to fake about US currency isn't the line art. It's not the microprint. Or the red and blue silk threads embedded in the paper. Or the plastic strip that you see when you hold it up to the light. It's the feel. Think about it. How many people actually look for all those other things? But, how many people know what money is supposed to feel like?

DaddySatyr -> RE: Fake as a Two Dollar Bill (3/16/2012 1:09:38 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: TrekkieLP But, how many people know what money is supposed to feel like? My Grandpa (GRHS) started as a teller and worked his way up (waaaaaaaay up) but, he always found time to spend a little bit of time working behind the glass. He spent 48½ years with them and loved every minute of it (and knew a shit ton about currency) Peace and comfort, Michael

hellionsLight -> RE: Fake as a Two Dollar Bill (3/16/2012 4:18:51 PM)
I have a two dollar bill - my Grandma apparently put it in one of those memory boxes for me when I was little, and it's just sitting there. Maybe it'll be worth a lot.

ShaharThorne -> RE: Fake as a Two Dollar Bill (3/16/2012 4:27:31 PM)
Just $2, hellions. I love seeing faces when people get them... "These must be fake!" "Tell it to the Treasury Department, sir. They say its perfectly legal."

joshspet1980 -> RE: Fake as a Two Dollar Bill (3/16/2012 4:38:14 PM)
The father of my children and ex boyfriend, Shawn, used to love cashing his checks at the bank and ask for it all in two dollar bills. That has been a couple of years ago though, so I don't know if they still print them or not. He loved those two dollar bills though. He liked all "odd" money such as fifty cent pieces and dollar coins. Sometimes, he would even ask for his whole check in dollar and fifty cent coins. The tellers always hated to see him coming because they never knew what he would ask for. He would even carry the coins in a velvet or leather pouch and would jiggle it to hear them jingle. I wonder how many of his traits my children will inherit from him. Ha!

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