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ADomDoc -> Pittsburgh Penguin (6/3/2006 4:33:44 PM)

A fellow is on business in Pittsburgh Pennsylvania when the mood strikes him.  He decided he'd get a little "play for pay" when he realizes he only has $50.00.  He goes up to a prostitute and asks, "How much for straight sex?"  She replies, "200 dollars."

He asks, "What can I get for $50?"  She says, "Well I can give you a Pittsburgh Penguin."   
"What's a "Pittsburgh Penguin?" he replies.

And she says, "Give me the 50 and I'll show you."   

He says, "No thanks."

This goes on twice more and finally he can't take it any more.   So he says, "Okay, Okay. Here's the 50 bucks.  I'll take anything."

She instructs him to pull his pants down to his ankles.

When he does, she proceeds to give him the best blow job of his life, but just as he is about to come she backs away and walks off.

He, with his pants still down to his ankles, starts to waddle after her shouting, "Wait, Wait!"





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