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A gorilla escaped from the local zoo. A woman is home and hears a noise on the roof. She goes outside and spots the gorilla running back and forth on top of the house. She goes back inside and calls the zoo.
Just a few minutes later, a truck from the zoo pulls up. A man gets out carrying a net, a ladder, a shotgun, and leading a vicious dog on a leash.
The woman comes out and asks the man what he plans to do.
He says that he is going to climb up on the roof and push the gorilla off. The dog is specially trained to bite and hold the gorilla by the groin until he can climb down and throw the net over the gorilla.
Noticing the shotgun, she asks what he is going to do with it.
He hands the shotgun to the woman and says that she is to stand by - if the gorilla pushes him off the roof, shoot the dog.
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