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ADomDoc -> The elephant escapes (6/3/2006 4:48:02 PM)
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A small circus was on its Southern leg, passing through a small town. During the night a sudden storm spooked the outfit’s only elephant, which staged a solitary stampede. The next morning bright and early the town sheriff got a call.
"Come out immediately!" the flustered woman of the house was saying. "There’s a huge animal of some sort in my garden, and he’s pulling up my cabbage with his tail!"
"What’s he doing with your cabbage?" asked the sheriff.
Silence, then: "You wouldn’t believe me if I told you."
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