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Dog Haikus - 6/3/2006 4:50:34 PM

ADomDoc

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Dog Haikus:

I love my master;
Thus I perfume myself with
This long-rotten squirrel.

I lie belly-up
In the sunshine, happier
than You ever will

Today I sniffed
Many dog behinds-I celebrate
By kissing your face.

I sound the alarm!
Paper boy-come to kill us all
-Look! Look! Look! Look! Look!

The cat is not all Bad
she fills the litter box
With Tootsie Rolls

I am your best friend
Now, always, and especially
When you are eating.

My owners' mood is Romantic
I lie near their Feet.
I fart a big one.