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mnottertail -> RE: could i get 2 tank girl type subs, that will kick anyone i say ass, re switch? (3/20/2012 7:56:53 AM)

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ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist

Let me get this straight, you want two angry young lesbians like Lori Petty (Tank Girl) that commit bestiality with mutant kangaroos, carry guns and operate heavy artillery to submit to a 30 year old male switch? I don't know about that...

good luck



He gets 'er done, though, he's livin' the dream......minus some fingers and possibly an eye and who knows?  Nevertheless....




ChatteParfaitt -> RE: could i get 2 tank girl type subs, that will kick anyone i say ass, re switch? (3/20/2012 8:10:42 AM)


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ORIGINAL: JeffBC

I believe you need to construct a level 3 hall of justice first and have researched both artillery and fashion to level 5. After that, you can construct a supply depot and upgrade it to level 5 also which will allow you to start training tank girls.

PS: You need to have sufficient farms and barracks before starting this.



That is not *quite* correct. Since the latest patch you now need level 10 blacksmithing before you can train tank girls.

Shesh, keep up, Jeff !!




CaptJosh -> RE: could i get 2 tank girl type subs, that will kick anyone i say ass, re switch? (3/20/2012 10:38:42 AM)


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ORIGINAL: ChatteParfaitt


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ORIGINAL: JeffBC

I believe you need to construct a level 3 hall of justice first and have researched both artillery and fashion to level 5. After that, you can construct a supply depot and upgrade it to level 5 also which will allow you to start training tank girls.

PS: You need to have sufficient farms and barracks before starting this.



That is not *quite* correct. Since the latest patch you now need level 10 blacksmithing before you can train tank girls.

Shesh, keep up, Jeff !!


I read these posts and burst out laughing because I am a long time RTS gamer myself. I have all the C&C games up to Tiberium Wars, which I may yet get. Tiberian Twilight was just a mess, though. I also have Generals and its expansion, Zero Hour. I also have Age of Empires Gold Edition, Rise of Nations, and Rise of Legends. I've played AoE2 and AoE3, beaten Homeworld single player, own HW: Cataclysm and HW2, and even used to have a copy of Cossacks: Eurpean Wars. Such fun times. Unlike trying to understand the request of someone who didn't take the time to even type in aolspeek, which I believe would have made marginally more sense than what he did type out.




JeffBC -> RE: could i get 2 tank girl type subs, that will kick anyone i say ass, re switch? (3/20/2012 10:45:55 AM)

ROFL... then you would've appreciated the follow-on I decided not to post... I was going to complain about game balance and how level 10 blacksmithing requirements unfairly discriminate against those who won't buy gold.




LoreBook -> RE: could i get 2 tank girl type subs, that will kick anyone i say ass, re switch? (3/20/2012 12:04:58 PM)

Odd. I never once considered Tank Girl even vaguely submissive. I'll have to take another look I guess.




ChatteParfaitt -> RE: could i get 2 tank girl type subs, that will kick anyone i say ass, re switch? (3/20/2012 12:09:04 PM)

They totally morphed the warrior class and now only palies and DKs can train tank girls submissively.

For a non-submissive tank girl, you have to have the GrandMasterPoohbah Shield, but I believe it's BOP, not BOA.

Just so you know.

Off to run an ICC, CP




Endivius -> RE: could i get 2 tank girl type subs, that will kick anyone i say ass, re switch? (3/20/2012 2:01:13 PM)

People still do ICC??! unreal...anyway Tank girls are being removed next patch, blizz said something about engineers being to powerfull with them in PvP.




LadyPact -> RE: could i get 2 tank girl type subs, that will kick anyone i say ass, re switch? (3/20/2012 2:08:58 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Endivius

People still do ICC??! unreal...anyway Tank girls are being removed next patch, blizz said something about engineers being to powerfull with them in PvP.

They do on My server.  Can you believe I don't have that dang title yet?

So, tank girls out and pandas in, eh?  Another thing in life that is becoming more fluffy.  Next thing you know, I'll have to get a set of bunny floggers to match.  Books of (glyph) Mastery have been hard enough to acquire since the last expansion and now this?




JeffBC -> RE: could i get 2 tank girl type subs, that will kick anyone i say ass, re switch? (3/20/2012 2:30:02 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Endivius
People still do ICC??! unreal...anyway Tank girls are being removed next patch, blizz said something about engineers being to powerfull with them in PvP.

OK, but for the sake of the original poster, do you happen to know if they are actually removing them from the game or simply discontinuing production? Perhaps the OP should get busy farming them ASAP so he can sell them later at a vast profit? I made $800 USD once from some golden amuli armor so perhaps there's a profit opportunity here on the whole tank girl thing?




ChatteParfaitt -> RE: could i get 2 tank girl type subs, that will kick anyone i say ass, re switch? (3/20/2012 2:38:37 PM)

How could blizz * possibly* remove tank girls from the game? It's so awesome when the rest of the group realizes, "Oh wow, our tank is a girl." They know having a vagina makes you a better tank.

Just saying.

BTW: ICC is what you run while waiting for the real battle, waiting time being dependent on how long it takes to negotiate how much gold to pay the tank a/o the healer.





Endivius -> RE: could i get 2 tank girl type subs, that will kick anyone i say ass, re switch? (3/20/2012 2:39:44 PM)

Honestly I can't say. Ghostcrawler has been mum on the details. What he did say was something along the lines of "RAWR NEDR RAGE DIED TO ANOTHER PALLY WITH TANK GIRL BKL:ARRRRGHG!!!!!" and then "Tank girl is being removed next patch due to it's unbalanced use by plate wearing classes. Except warriors, who continue to be bad, and will be allowed to use the Tank girl trinket if it is allready equiped, since everyone laughs at warriors anyway."




CaptJosh -> RE: could i get 2 tank girl type subs, that will kick anyone i say ass, re switch? (3/20/2012 2:41:08 PM)

Ok now it sounds like RTS is being mixed with MMORPG...




LadyPact -> RE: could i get 2 tank girl type subs, that will kick anyone i say ass, re switch? (3/20/2012 2:49:46 PM)

I had to do it.  Death Knights took our jobs! - YouTube




JeffBC -> RE: could i get 2 tank girl type subs, that will kick anyone i say ass, re switch? (3/20/2012 2:53:30 PM)

So wait... I'm unclear here... are tank girls taking the jobs of Death Knights? I can't help shake the feeling that I've lost the plot on this thread somehow.




CaptJosh -> RE: could i get 2 tank girl type subs, that will kick anyone i say ass, re switch? (3/20/2012 3:37:27 PM)

There was a plot to lose?




TNDommeK -> RE: could i get 2 tank girl type subs, that will kick anyone i say ass, re switch? (3/20/2012 10:32:48 PM)

Death knights as in World of Warcraft?




CaptJosh -> RE: could i get 2 tank girl type subs, that will kick anyone i say ass, re switch? (3/21/2012 7:59:20 AM)

Well, there are Death Knights in the Heroes of Might and Magic games too. I don't know.




FrostedFlake -> RE: could i get 2 tank girl type subs, that will kick anyone i say ass, re switch? (3/21/2012 2:17:36 PM)

You seem a little confused, Uberjon. Did you actually see the movie?

http://vimeo.com/21561108




pinniped -> RE: could i get 2 tank girl type subs, that will kick anyone i say ass, re switch? (3/21/2012 5:35:40 PM)


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ORIGINAL: LoreBook

Odd. I never once considered Tank Girl even vaguely submissive. I'll have to take another look I guess.



Well, that may be part of the appeal. Guys like, say, Indiana Jones, or James Bond don't seem even vaguely submissive, but I bet there are plenty of female dominants who would love to have one of them on the other end of the leash. I can see the appeal to a Dom of having a woman who totally kicks ass (say, Lara Croft or Xena) submitting to him. (Shades of Red Sonja....)




kittycake -> RE: could i get 2 tank girl type subs, that will kick anyone i say ass, re switch? (3/22/2012 5:09:05 PM)

Hell, I'll take one tank girl, no matter what persuasion.  Yum!




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