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Texas Blow Job - 6/3/2006 6:40:29 PM

jezabelKH

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Back in the good ole days in Texas, when stagecoaches and the like were popular, there were three people in a stagecoach one day: a true red-blooded born-and-raised Texas gentleman, a tenderfoot city-slicker from back East, and a beautiful and well-endowed Texas lady.

The city-slicker kept eyeing the lady, and finally he leaned forward and said, "Lady, I'll give you $10 for a blow job."

The Texas gentleman looked appalled, pulled out his pistol, and killed the city slicker on the spot.

The lady gasped and said, "Thank you, suh, for defendin' mah honor!"

Whereupon the Texan holstered his gun and said, "Your honor, hell! No tenderfoot from back east is gonna raise the price of a woman in Texas!"

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RE: Texas Blow Job - 6/4/2006 5:33:41 AM

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lol....oh,, thats bad

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RE: Texas Blow Job - 6/4/2006 6:12:33 AM

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That is so funny, we don't want to raise our price now do we?

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RE: Texas Blow Job - 6/4/2006 10:17:31 AM

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yes us texas sluts are bad. real bad.

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RE: Texas Blow Job - 6/4/2006 2:14:21 PM

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That's bad in a funny way. Cute joke.

$10, I think that's missing at least 2 zeros. I think we naughty women should insure our lips. Hmm the million dollar set of gams, why not the million dollar pr of lips?
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