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uaremyslave -> $25 piggie (3/20/2012 10:02:42 AM)

Have a pig with 25$ visa gift card
Girls let me know if interested :-)




IrishMist -> RE: $25 piggie (3/20/2012 10:03:46 AM)

No thanks. I can get my own pig.
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kalikshama -> RE: $25 piggie (3/20/2012 10:05:21 AM)

Wow, the pro Dommes I know start at $200/session, but then they actually give something in exchange for their fee.




IrishMist -> RE: $25 piggie (3/20/2012 10:06:33 AM)

But...she's offering a pig in exchange.

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GreedyTop -> RE: $25 piggie (3/20/2012 10:08:20 AM)

is it a pot belly pig? they're so cute!!




IrishMist -> RE: $25 piggie (3/20/2012 10:09:34 AM)

Ohh...they are, aren't they Greedy.

Now, if it's a pot belly, I may have to rethink my refusal.





Hillwilliam -> RE: $25 piggie (3/20/2012 10:12:18 AM)

If y'all have a pig, I have the dry rub, some hickory wood and a smoker.




IrishMist -> RE: $25 piggie (3/20/2012 10:16:29 AM)

Hmm...a smoker. Not sure about that.

How about we do this right and dig a real pit for it.

[:)]




OsideGirl -> RE: $25 piggie (3/20/2012 10:18:33 AM)

I find $25 to be unsatisfactory.......




poise -> RE: $25 piggie (3/20/2012 10:19:55 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: uaremyslave

Have a pig with 25$ visa gift card
Girls let me know if interested :-)


There once was a cute little piggy
who was just trying to get jiggity
he offered a gift
was soon after dismissed
by someone who treats men pretty shitty

Thanks for the offer, but I'll stick with my prime rib.




GreedyTop -> RE: $25 piggie (3/20/2012 10:20:47 AM)

Mist: http://themycenaean.org/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/POTBELLYPIG.jpg

(btw, tell your daughter that if she finds a single Scotsman that at all resembles Jamie Fraser , although a Cambell would be better, since that is my ancestry (I won't be picky..LOL),and send him my way, I'd greatly appreciate it ;)




JanahX -> RE: $25 piggie (3/20/2012 10:27:19 AM)

do you have one that looks like this?

[image]local://upfiles/1059980/D364232DFA4E4542A003F12EFDA1E1A7.jpg[/image]




hlen5 -> RE: $25 piggie (3/20/2012 10:29:06 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: JanahX

do you have one that looks like this?

[image]local://upfiles/1059980/D364232DFA4E4542A003F12EFDA1E1A7.jpg[/image]



How cuuuuuute!!




kalikshama -> RE: $25 piggie (3/20/2012 10:31:40 AM)

awwwwwwssssssssssss




JeffBC -> RE: $25 piggie (3/20/2012 10:35:09 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: IrishMist
But...she's offering a pig in exchange.

I didn't read it as an exchange. She's a Domme, right? I read it as a command.

Have a pig with a 25$ visa gift card.

If you're female, you should let her know if you are interested. Presumably she'll simply intuit that about the males.




DarkSteven -> RE: $25 piggie (3/20/2012 10:40:21 AM)

Thread reported for violations of koshericity.




Delilya -> RE: $25 piggie (3/20/2012 10:50:01 AM)

Darn DS and I didn't even have time to put my two cents in.




JeffBC -> RE: $25 piggie (3/20/2012 10:53:00 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: DarkSteven
Thread reported for violations of koshericity.

Wow! I hadn't even thought of that angle.

I was going to report it for true-ness violations. When, exactly, does the command of a true slave owner come with the "... if you're interested" clause?




OttersSwim -> RE: $25 piggie (3/20/2012 10:53:00 AM)

This thread is High on the Hog!




JeffBC -> RE: $25 piggie (3/20/2012 10:56:30 AM)

@OP

Before I accept the $25 gift card I really need to know if I can care for and feed this pig properly. So what species of pig are we talking about here. Because if it's one of those that grows to a ton in adult-hood we only have a small back yard and I'm not sure it's suitable to maintain the health & welfare of the pig. Of course, now that I think on it, a $25 gift card would feed even a small pig only so long. Perhaps you should consider revising the command to be more like "I should have a $25 gift card every week for the life of the pig?"




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