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Wulfchyld -> Finish it (6/3/2006 11:01:10 PM)

Here is how it works. The person above you starts a sentence, paragraph, story, etc... and the person below finishes it. Then they start a sentence, paragraph, story, etc... for the next person to finish. Unleash your creativity.
 
While traveling through the countryside I made short work of every sign I saw along the roadway with a shotgun. On my way back the signs quickly began to look like an encyclopedia in brail. My next trip I think I will be taking.......




LaMalinche -> RE: Finish it (6/4/2006 12:16:09 AM)

a partner along.  It is more fun to go and shoot things when you have some one cuddly next to you that is packing.  While out, I also noticed that occasionally there was a vehicle parked near the edge of the ridge.  This gave me ideas.

The day was bight and sunny.  I started out with a lovely young woman by my side.  She had pulled her hair up in a ponytail and was carrying a pump shotgun.  We jumped in my jeep and went out to look for things to aim at.  Driving along the ridge, we noticed that there was a beamer parked alongside.  With just a nudge, I was able to knock it over the side. . .




Wulfchyld -> RE: Finish it (6/4/2006 12:42:45 AM)

.... and I looked over at the gleam in her eye and it was pure delight. I smiled at her and she had the look of Marlory Knox all over her.

As the car exploded in flames we drove back to her house to.....




Bluebird -> RE: Finish it (6/4/2006 1:00:53 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Wulfchyld

.... and I looked over at the gleam in her eye and it was pure delight. I smiled at her and she had the look of Marlory Knox all over her.

As the car exploded in flames we drove back to her house to.....


clean the shotguns as we watched the news for what was sure to be the headline of the hour - hysterical yuppies needing to be rescued due to their car sliding down an embankment.
 
I chuckled softly to myself as I leaned over to embrace her, the aroma of the cleaning fluid a sure-fire aphrodisiac, and ...




juliaoceania -> RE: Finish it (6/4/2006 1:01:43 AM)

took it off because I was too late to contribute .,..lol




Bluebird -> RE: Finish it (6/4/2006 1:29:31 AM)

Sorry, I type fast at 2am!




LaMalinche -> RE: Finish it (6/4/2006 3:44:47 AM)

our gun oiled hands slid togeather in a grasp.  I moved my hand to her check, chuckeling inside at the smudge that I left there.  I pulled her face closer to mine, until our lips barely brushed.  I inhaled her sun-warmed skin, and suggested that we strip down and move to the hot tub.  When she agreed, I pulled out my bowie knife and began to slice her black t-shirt off.




FullCircle -> RE: Finish it (6/4/2006 5:39:06 AM)

She said “I have something to tell you, I am really your long lost mother!”




missgiveNTake -> RE: Finish it (6/4/2006 8:32:03 AM)

"I know you could never understand how I could be younger than you and be your mother. But I concieved you before I could be concieved myself. They did a double C-section to get you out and then left me to finish developing. She then ran her hand over my chest and smile.

I decided it didn't matter, I needed this hot woman riding me in the hot tub....





FullCircle -> RE: Finish it (6/4/2006 10:53:56 AM)

The young woman said "When did I actually tell you my age anyway?"




pinkee -> RE: Finish it (6/4/2006 12:09:13 PM)

Suddenly, the young woman's father appeared out of nowhere, and soon the Man was being handcuffed and led off to the county lock up on statutory rape charges.  Once booked and processed,  he was placed in the general population where he.......
 
pinkee




Vendaval -> RE: Finish it (6/4/2006 3:43:31 PM)

became the most popular person in his cell block.  No one, but
no one could toss salad or fluff like this boy.  Soon the guards and
inmates were arguing over his tight little asshole....
 
 
Vendaval





pistachio -> RE: Finish it (6/4/2006 3:50:47 PM)

and the head warden, realising he had a market, locked the Man up in his own private cell and had a 'chat' with him. The warden and he agreed to start their own porn racket. Splitting the profit 60/40 and shaving a year off the Man's jail time. They bought camera's in and hid them in the walls just like Big Brother. It was going well, both men becoming rich...until the aliens came....




Dustyn -> RE: Finish it (6/4/2006 4:11:39 PM)

... and come they did, jumping across the border like jackrabbits with their feet on fire....




littlesubjess -> RE: Finish it (6/5/2006 4:36:45 AM)

... Dancing in the moonlight, screaming and singing words and songs never known to humans before ... one of the aliens stepped forward, and said to the warden ....

jess xxx




pinkee -> RE: Finish it (6/5/2006 8:48:36 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: littlesubjess

... Dancing in the moonlight, screaming and singing words and songs never known to humans before ... one of the aliens stepped forward, and said to the warden ....

jess xxx


"Hey, You're pretty cute!  Wanna f**k?"  To which the warden replied...
 
pinkee




LaMalinche -> RE: Finish it (6/5/2006 10:04:53 AM)

"Get outta here Boy, while you can."  Pushing the confused man away.  "I will sacrifice myself by fornicating with these Alien Space Bats.  Just make sure that camera is on on your way out."

While the man ran away, the warden started a strip tease. . .

Bomp chicka bow-wow. . .





pinkee -> RE: Finish it (6/5/2006 6:44:05 PM)

When the warden was naked, the  aliens built a huge bonfire and....
 
pinkee




LaMalinche -> RE: Finish it (6/6/2006 3:53:04 AM)

roasted the warden. . . and then reunited the man with his young lady in the hot tub. . .




knees2you -> RE: Finish it (6/6/2006 12:08:13 PM)

Only to find that the Lady was from Mars.
She had the Ability to-
 
Ant,[;)]
 
 
 
 




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