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kalikshama -> RE: My submissive's speech defect (3/30/2012 12:47:16 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: SexyLilFannie Love this thread. Love these people. But wait. DarkSteven is giving out spankings if we call him a bastard?? Did I read that right or do I have a vision defect?? Bastard!

LookieNoNookie -> RE: My submissive's speech defect (3/30/2012 5:54:35 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: DarkSteven I have been training her to say "Thank you, Master. This worthless slave acknowledges that her existence pales beside Your greatness." Thus far, she's only gotten as far as "Thank you, Bastard." She obviously has some kind of speech defect. Any suggestion? I'd tell her to vote Republican...even if it kills her. (Although that whole "Thank you, Bastard" thing throws me for a loop. I'd prefer "listen you son of a bitch, I ain't gonna fucking DO IT!!!!!.......said in the most submissive of ways").

PeonForHer -> RE: My submissive's speech defect (3/30/2012 7:25:00 PM)
FR Sort of off the subject, but this cracks me up . . . There's a pro-Domme who occasionally visits these forums. She's a fully-paid-up believer in Female Supremacy. On her website there was (maybe still is, I haven't checked recently) a journal comment about CollarMe which, she said, had declined because of the 'jokers' here. 'Of course', I thought, when I read the comment, 'The moment someone even begins to take the P out of the sort of D/s world that airheads like you have constructed, it collapses.' I do very fondly hope that I'm one of the 'jokers' that she complained about. [:)]

soul2share -> RE: My submissive's speech defect (3/30/2012 8:33:12 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: CRYPTICLXVI Spankings, canings... all are good to be given. At least that is what I remember... leaves, shaking my head, way damn too long. Muttering to my self. Wait, what goes first??? I do appreciate submissives who are strong, sarcastic, intelligent and creative... you have appeared to have done well DarkSteven. {sigh} I know what you mean all to well Cryptic......I have dust on all my toys. And a practically new cane just waiting to be used......dammit! [>:] Too bad you're all the way over there........my cane's not that long! [;)]

SexyLilFannie -> RE: My submissive's speech defect (3/30/2012 8:34:25 PM)
Damn. I was looking forward to that. ;)

soul2share -> RE: My submissive's speech defect (3/30/2012 8:35:06 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LookieNoNookie (Although that whole "Thank you, Bastard" thing throws me for a loop. I'd prefer "listen you son of a bitch, I ain't gonna fucking DO IT!!!!!.......said in the most submissive of ways"). I prefer "I said NO, and you can't make me!" with a well-placed foot stomp, and the appropriate flouncing out of the room! [8\|]

DarkStevensGirl -> RE: My submissive's speech defect (3/31/2012 8:41:51 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Hillwilliam quote: ORIGINAL: DarkStevensGirl @Hillwilliam: i do have an unfortunate birthmark that looks like it says "Welcome" If that birthmark is strategically placed, I can see where it would cause problems at the nude beach.[8D] i can cover some of it with makeup so that it says "we come"

DesFIP -> RE: My submissive's speech defect (4/1/2012 7:19:08 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: DarkStevensGirl ps. thanks to all for the warm welcome! i do tend to be a snarky strumpet at times, but i guarantee you that His Highness runs our demenses with an iron fist (ive seen it. i think he got it at a garage sale, as it still has a sticker on it that says .05 or best offer. its sitting on the mantle. i dont know what it does, but its...an iron fist. that alone should garner some modicum of respect). Best post I've seen in I don't know how long. Glad you ventured into the boards! You'll fit in just fine.

hypnodream -> RE: My submissive's speech defect (4/2/2012 3:33:23 PM)
Maybe its their idea of a joke???

DarkStevensGirl -> RE: My submissive's speech defect (4/12/2012 9:11:53 AM)
i wanted to mention to you all that every time you call him bastard, i get the spanking! ::whispers sotto voce, "keep doing it, k? thx!":: quote: ORIGINAL: yourdarkdesire Well, Fannie - it has been 11 hours since I called him a bad name - and I have had no response. Let me know if you get (a) hit!

soul2share -> RE: My submissive's speech defect (4/12/2012 9:43:23 AM)
BASTARDBASTARDBASTARD!!!!!!!!!! That oughta hold ya for a while!!!!! [:D]

DarkStevensGirl -> RE: My submissive's speech defect (4/12/2012 10:28:36 AM)
thanks! that will be good for an hour or so. anybody every notice that spankings are like chinese food? an hour later and you just want another one. ::waits for someone to call him a bastard coated bastard with bastard filling:: quote: ORIGINAL: soul2share BASTARDBASTARDBASTARD!!!!!!!!!! That oughta hold ya for a while!!!!! [:D]

soul2share -> RE: My submissive's speech defect (4/12/2012 6:12:17 PM)
Oh Stevie dear....a word? bastard coated bastard with bastard filling You SO owe me, DSG! [8\|] Wow...didn't know it was gonna be so BIG!

DarkStevensGirl -> RE: My submissive's speech defect (4/12/2012 6:20:25 PM)
well......he may not notice it.....he is a guy, after all. can you put some sparkly lights on it? make it pink? he loves pink! and just what do i owe you ::grins:: quote: ORIGINAL: soul2share Oh Stevie dear....a word? bastard coated bastard with bastard filling You SO owe me, DSG! [8\|] Wow...didn't know it was gonna be so BIG!

soul2share -> RE: My submissive's speech defect (4/12/2012 8:37:43 PM)
[sm=cute.gif][sm=shake.gif][sm=cute.gif][sm=shake.gif]bastard coated bastard with bastard filling [sm=shake.gif][sm=cute.gif][sm=shake.gif][sm=cute.gif] There, he oughta see this..... oh, and I know he LOVES these!!!!![sm=banana.gif][sm=banana.gif][sm=banana.gif][sm=banana.gif][sm=banana.gif] I take chocolate for payment due......[;)]

DarkStevensGirl -> RE: My submissive's speech defect (4/13/2012 4:49:09 AM)
this was perfect! but he fell asleep anyway, apparently immune to my machinations lol dark chocolate i am thinking? with a hint of raspberries?

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