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Who needs sex, anyway? - 3/27/2012 4:17:34 PM   
Kaliko


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Status: offline 		I have had a revelation! Having it right now, as a matter of fact! (Don't worry, I have a towel nearby.)

Severe sexual frustration = a GREAT workout!

What else is better without sex? Please tell me. Anything. I'll take anything.
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RE: Who needs sex, anyway? - 3/27/2012 4:21:05 PM   
LadyHibiscus


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Status: offline 		Did you see that thing about the core-gasm that Kalikshama posted over in Health? Yeah.

I can manage without sex, I have my Personal Electric Assistant. It's the other stuff that I am having a bad time with right now. Any clues on short-circuiting that? The traditional stuff is doing NOTHING.

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RE: Who needs sex, anyway? - 3/27/2012 4:25:59 PM   
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Status: offline 		maybe if you spent less time here you wouldn't be so sexually frustrated
just a thought

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RE: Who needs sex, anyway? - 3/27/2012 4:28:56 PM   
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Severe sexual frustration = a GREAT workout!


Ya, when I met my ex, he was stranded on a little island with very few women and very buff. By the time we divorced, not so much.

Also see http://www.collarchat.com/m_4074653/tm.htm

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RE: Who needs sex, anyway? - 3/27/2012 4:31:57 PM   
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Status: offline 		I would LOVE to have a 3 day sex marathon with J. Just something to get my frustrations out of the way.

I don't even have a PET to help me out...

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RE: Who needs sex, anyway? - 3/27/2012 4:33:24 PM   
Kaliko


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Cross "Make good decisions while typing on the internet" off of the "things to do when you're horny" list.


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RE: Who needs sex, anyway? - 3/27/2012 4:35:35 PM   
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ORIGINAL: hardcybermaster

maybe if you spent less time here you wouldn't be so sexually frustrated
just a thought


Honestly? That doesn't work in real life with women of a certain age. If I were twenty years younger, I would be out and about (well not NOW, it's tax season) being a younger person. These days, pickings are thin indeedy. Weedy, as it were.

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RE: Who needs sex, anyway? - 3/27/2012 4:39:07 PM   
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ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus


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ORIGINAL: hardcybermaster

maybe if you spent less time here you wouldn't be so sexually frustrated
just a thought


Honestly? That doesn't work in real life with women of a certain age. If I were twenty years younger, I would be out and about (well not NOW, it's tax season) being a younger person. These days, pickings are thin indeedy. Weedy, as it were.

true....ish, but sitting infront of your computer isn't getting the job done is it?

Oh to be 20 again, lol

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RE: Who needs sex, anyway? - 3/27/2012 4:42:04 PM   
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Status: offline 		For me it's because I just can't do casual sex. I so wish I could. I definitely miss the physical contact. And I certainly planned on being more promiscuous when I became single! But I can't. So, this is the first loooooong time that I've ever had. I'm having some trouble adjusting while I wait to find someone I'm going to give it up to.


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RE: Who needs sex, anyway? - 3/27/2012 4:43:31 PM   
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RE: Who needs sex, anyway? - 3/27/2012 4:44:10 PM   
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ORIGINAL: hardcybermaster


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ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus


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ORIGINAL: hardcybermaster

maybe if you spent less time here you wouldn't be so sexually frustrated
just a thought


Honestly? That doesn't work in real life with women of a certain age. If I were twenty years younger, I would be out and about (well not NOW, it's tax season) being a younger person. These days, pickings are thin indeedy. Weedy, as it were.

true....ish, but sitting infront of your computer isn't getting the job done is it?

Oh to be 20 again, lol


Glad that your life is so fucking brilliant, Hardy.

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RE: Who needs sex, anyway? - 3/27/2012 4:46:30 PM   
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Status: offline 		I was gonna say cunnilingus is better than sex but, I'm not sure it qualifies.

Ever since '93 or '94 blowjobs don't count (depending upon what your definition of "is" is) but, I don't know if we've offered the ladies equality or not.



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RE: Who needs sex, anyway? - 3/27/2012 4:49:56 PM   
Kaliko


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Status: offline 		Cunnilingus (from my vantage point, anyway) is not better than sex. I won't dig up the cunnilingus thread, though.

Blowjobs? WAY better than sex.

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RE: Who needs sex, anyway? - 3/27/2012 6:03:40 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Kaliko

I have had a revelation! Having it right now, as a matter of fact! (Don't worry, I have a towel nearby.)

Severe sexual frustration = a GREAT workout!

What else is better without sex? Please tell me. Anything. I'll take anything.


I'm thinking.....nothing.

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RE: Who needs sex, anyway? - 3/27/2012 6:05:35 PM   
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ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus


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ORIGINAL: hardcybermaster

maybe if you spent less time here you wouldn't be so sexually frustrated
just a thought


Honestly? That doesn't work in real life with women of a certain age. If I were twenty years younger, I would be out and about (well not NOW, it's tax season) being a younger person. These days, pickings are thin indeedy. Weedy, as it were.


Get over it...you could walk in to any bar and have your pickin's.

Me....my best shot is to go to WalMart and ask the girl at the cash register for a 15% discount on eggs.

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RE: Who needs sex, anyway? - 3/27/2012 6:07:27 PM   
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Status: offline 		Our POINT, JJ, is that we are not into the casual sportfucking as we were in days of old. Because now we ARE old, and it's just not as fun as it used to be.

And, I don't go to bars.

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RE: Who needs sex, anyway? - 3/27/2012 6:11:30 PM   
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ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus

Our POINT, JJ, is that we are not into the casual sportfucking as we were in days of old. Because now we ARE old, and it's just not as fun as it used to be.

And, I don't go to bars.



This. Um...minus the old part. Ixnay on the oldnay, Lady.

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RE: Who needs sex, anyway? - 3/27/2012 6:13:06 PM   
LadyHibiscus


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ORIGINAL: Kaliko


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ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus

Our POINT, JJ, is that we are not into the casual sportfucking as we were in days of old. Because now we ARE old, and it's just not as fun as it used to be.

And, I don't go to bars.



This. Um...minus the old part. Ixnay on the oldnay, Lady.



~I speak for myself entirely, Miss Kaliko~ Apologies!

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RE: Who needs sex, anyway? - 3/27/2012 6:19:32 PM   
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Status: offline 		Never really did casual sex, even when I was young. I married the man I gave my virginity to. Was faithful to him for a total of 14 years. Post divorce there were 1 or 2 long term love affairs and one engagement. When that fell apart, there were a few more serious and not so serious flings (this was the time I tried to be more promiscuous). Then my mother tried to fix me up with some guy she'd met. It was a total disaster. He took me to a hotel bar, bought me 1 drink and wanted to go parking!! I mean there were at an hotel and he couldn't even suggest we get a room! I made him take me home to my kids.
Since then its been mostly dry. I got my PET but also miss the cuddling, etc.

Oh and mom, in her infinite wisdom decided a few years the my best friend and I would make the perfect couple. He's gay!! Thanks mom.


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RE: Who needs sex, anyway? - 3/27/2012 6:35:04 PM   
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ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus

Our POINT, JJ, is that we are not into the casual sportfucking as we were in days of old. Because now we ARE old, and it's just not as fun as it used to be.

And, I don't go to bars.


(You could go to WalMart).

They got great deals on eggs.

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