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gg6371 -> flatulence and ass worshipping (3/29/2012 8:19:55 PM)

Are there and mistresses out there who are into farting? I'm talking about holding a slaves head near your ass and breaking wind. Making him smell up the nasty smelling air that you let loose so that you and no one else around you has to smell your own rotten anal air.



mummyman321 -> RE: flatulence and ass worshipping (3/29/2012 8:24:48 PM)

Use the search function in the forums. This question is brought up almost every month.

PS posting of personals in the forums is frowned up



peppermint -> RE: flatulence and ass worshipping (3/29/2012 8:26:49 PM)

Your answer can be found in the FAQs of the forum.  I suggest you read them. 



lizi -> RE: flatulence and ass worshipping (3/29/2012 8:35:53 PM)

I'll be honest, I doubt that you'll get lucky here on your quest to find a the woman who will deliver your desires to you on a silver platter. Women on here can pretty much pick and choose how they'd like to spend their time, fulfilling the dreams of a stranger who doesn't give a rip about them and only wants them for their gas-producing ability isn't going to be top on anyone's list. Especially with the way you phrase your request, almost seems as though the Domme is the one being humiliated. Fat chance on that.

I'd find a pro, feed her some beans with her consent, and pay well for the privilege of having your fetish taken care of. I don't think any other woman would love to have her 'rotten anal air' fawned over when she herself is not. Seems like the woman is interchangeable as long as she produces the gas for you. Your profile too is all about you- you pretty much don't get what being a submissive actually means do you?



gg6371 -> RE: flatulence and ass worshipping (3/29/2012 8:40:49 PM)

im acually new to this, its still in progress,



gg6371 -> RE: flatulence and ass worshipping (3/29/2012 8:44:14 PM)

and im just curious if any dominant women are into that kind of stuff thats all. doesn't hurt to ask



RedMagic1 -> RE: flatulence and ass worshipping (3/29/2012 8:45:21 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: gg6371

are there and mistresses out there who are into farting? im talking about holding a slaves head near your ass and breaking wind. making him smell up the nasty smelling air that you let loose so you and no one else have to smell your own rotten anal air.

If you include capital letters in your posts, people are more likely to believe you are typing with both hands.



MissToYouRedux -> RE: flatulence and ass worshipping (3/29/2012 8:48:53 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: RedMagic1

If you include capital letters in your posts, people are more likely to believe you are typing with both hands.



Words to live by. [:D]



gg6371 -> RE: flatulence and ass worshipping (3/29/2012 8:50:01 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: RedMagic1


quote:

ORIGINAL: gg6371

are there and mistresses out there who are into farting? im talking about holding a slaves head near your ass and breaking wind. making him smell up the nasty smelling air that you let loose so you and no one else have to smell your own rotten anal air.

If you include capital letters in your posts, people are more likely to believe you are typing with both hands.


Noted and Added :) Thanks



LafayetteLady -> RE: flatulence and ass worshipping (3/29/2012 8:58:35 PM)

You do realize that you wouldn't really be able to sniff up all the stank so no one else was bothered with it, right?



gg6371 -> RE: flatulence and ass worshipping (3/29/2012 9:17:47 PM)


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ORIGINAL: LafayetteLady

You do realize that you wouldn't really be able to sniff up all the stank so no one else was bothered with it, right?

I might be able to if up close, otherwise, your right, I only thought it would please my mistress if I sniffed hard enough.



peppermint -> RE: flatulence and ass worshipping (3/29/2012 9:38:44 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: gg6371

and im just curious if any dominant women are into that kind of stuff thats all. doesn't hurt to ask




Did you bother to read the FAQs yet?



gg6371 -> RE: flatulence and ass worshipping (3/29/2012 9:56:27 PM)

Yes i did, some on scat and ass worship but nothing direct



peppermint -> RE: flatulence and ass worshipping (3/29/2012 10:38:51 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: gg6371

Yes i did, some on scat and ass worship but nothing direct


Let me help you.  I copy and pasted this from the FAQ.  By the way, there is nothing about scat or ass worship in the FAQs. 

Q: Are there any (how many) dominant women into [insert your favorite kink here]?

A: While there is no way to answer the question of how many dominant women enjoy a particular activity, we can assure you that if you like it, chances are there’s a dominant woman somewhere in the world who likes it too. However, it’s beyond our ability to guarantee you’ll find one here. What we can guarantee is that, if you post a thread asking how many dominant women like your choice in kinks, many of us will be quick to assume you’re looking for semi-pornographic material to fuel your masturbatory fantasies (i.e. “wank fodder”) and shoot you down in record time.



ElanSubdued -> RE: flatulence and ass worshipping (3/30/2012 12:14:37 AM)

I'm almost sure I clicked "Ask A Mistress" and not McDommealds, but perhaps I took a wrong turn somewhere.  "One cock cage, a woman who only fucks black men but who needs a white cleanup boy, and some smelly arse farts to go."  Sorry Dude, there's no Value Priced menu at CM and nor is there a menu you can simply pick and chose from here on the AAM forum.



kitkat105 -> RE: flatulence and ass worshipping (3/30/2012 5:12:30 AM)

Ugh. You're a bottom. It's not about what you want. It's entirely up to the Domme whether or not she will indulge in your kink.

Go read about BDSM.



Delilya -> RE: flatulence and ass worshipping (3/30/2012 5:20:02 AM)

Sure thing dude, have cash in your hand at the door.



RedMagic1 -> RE: flatulence and ass worshipping (3/30/2012 5:36:36 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: kitkat105

Ugh. You're a bottom.

What's wrong with that? A few years ago I posted on this board about a femdom bottom I dated. She would get on top of me and molesticate me, and tell me to spank her, because she loved the sting. So I was beating her ass red while lying underneath her, and she was doing whatever she wanted otherwise. It fed both our kinks really well.

I agree that he needs to learn more about BDSM, but maybe you need to meet some bottoms who are actually cool people. There's a lot more to kink than dom and sub.



Lucifyre -> RE: flatulence and ass worshipping (3/30/2012 6:20:02 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: kitkat105

Ugh. You're a bottom. It's not about what you want.

Go read about BDSM.



*chuckle* regardless of delivery, it is in fact about what ALL parties involved in said activity want. Bottoms, subs, doms, tops whatever...if they aren't getting what they need out of a session or relationship then there is no point in continuing.

example: Mr loves to get blown on a regular basis...if I didn't happen to like doing it, why would I? Just because it feels good to him? Hogwash. Physically I get ZERO stimulation out of sucking his cock. However, what doing that for him does to me mentally turns me into a dripping puddle of complete fuck me RIGHT NOW. It works for both of us.

Sorry to slightly derail the thread, it just makes me kind of giggle when people make comments like the above.

Lucifyre



LadyHibiscus -> RE: flatulence and ass worshipping (3/30/2012 6:33:32 AM)

There have been other threads on this. I would like to hear from a woman who can create flatulence at will. I am of the opinion that that is a Designated Guy Skill, and I'm sure future genome research will bear me out.



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