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RE: flatulence and ass worshipping - 3/30/2012 6:42:58 AM   
RedMagic1


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There have been other threads on this. I would like to hear from a woman who can create flatulence at will. I am of the opinion that that is a Designated Guy Skill, and I'm sure future genome research will bear me out.

That made me laugh, thank you!

Don't you think it's more likely due to a lifetime of cultural programming that Ladies Don't Fart?

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RE: flatulence and ass worshipping - 3/30/2012 6:46:15 AM   
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RE: flatulence and ass worshipping - 3/30/2012 7:10:51 AM   
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ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus

There have been other threads on this. I would like to hear from a woman who can create flatulence at will. I am of the opinion that that is a Designated Guy Skill, and I'm sure future genome research will bear me out.


Hibbie, you are breaking my heart. A Domme who's not in total control if her own body? Say it ain't so! My gasious dreams are shattered!

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RE: flatulence and ass worshipping - 3/30/2012 7:26:20 AM   
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What sort of relationship do you think you would have to have with a Lady to engage in that sort of activity?

What people are trying to get you to understand is that kink is first and foremost - a relationship. Especially when you get into such intimate activities as asking a Lady to let you anywhere near her most intimate parts.

Relationships are many faceted things - not just one kink. Relationships with Dominant Women are and should be based not on the desires/kinks of the sub/slave/bottom, but on the desires/kinks of the Lady. That is not to say that you should not have desires/kinks, but they should take 2nd place to those of the Lady.

Even if you meeting someone at a club for the first time who is going to just spank you - you establish a relationship - eye contact, evaluation, negotiation - and if anything is going to happen, it will be because the Lady desires it.

And so, you are here trumpeting a kink. A lone single one-note kinky desire and your orchestra that attracts a -relationship- to you is silent at your back.

Engage your orchestra, attract a relationship first, and all the kinky stuff will sort itself out on its own.

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RE: flatulence and ass worshipping - 3/30/2012 7:52:23 AM   
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Are there and mistresses out there who are into farting? I'm talking about holding a slaves head near your ass and breaking wind. Making him smell up the nasty smelling air that you let loose so that you and no one else around you has to smell your own rotten anal air.


Ummmmm, you do realize that these are women that you're talking to, don't you?

I don't know many women who confess to having "rotten anal air". You may want to think about how you word your future posts.

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RE: flatulence and ass worshipping - 3/30/2012 8:02:10 AM   
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Status: offline 		Hey Roch, what's a little methane between friends right? Right?!

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RE: flatulence and ass worshipping - 3/30/2012 8:09:27 AM   
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Status: offline 		OP- I'd be willing to bet you could pay one of these little 19 year old Dommes and they would do it. Just look for any pics of girls flipping of the camera with duck face, and that's the one.

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RE: flatulence and ass worshipping - 3/30/2012 8:28:12 AM   
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Hey Roch, what's a little methane between friends right? Right?!


Methane? Every woman that I know insists that her farts are composed of fragrant perfume that is reminiscent of a field of flowers.

Obviously, women sometimes lie to themselves.

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RE: flatulence and ass worshipping - 3/30/2012 9:51:48 AM   
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Status: offline 		Okay, two pages is enough. To the OP. Yes there are some women that are into this fetish. No you aren't likely to find them here (just a heads up if you aren't already in a realationship or haven't been at this for decades a pro might be your best bet) I know a couple of pros and at least one single 24/7 lady that play to the humiliation factor of this fetish. Hot crossed buns it is often called and it is sometimes played into face sitting as well. I guess in the end what it is called depends on why the people in question are wanting to take part in the activity.

This is you first post and I hope the reaction you got doesn't put you off from taking part in the forums in the future. Just try to remember that what people on this side of the site are looking for is conversation not hookups. As for your profile(if you were actually looking for advice) there really isn't anything wrong with it other than the fact that it is a little blunt. Some women like subtle others don't. If you are looking for a realationship that lasts more than a day or two you might want to add a few things about what you have to offer other than kink. If you aren't looking for a lasting realationship leave it as it is and maybe add that you are not looking for long term.

Good luck.

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RE: flatulence and ass worshipping - 3/30/2012 10:11:30 AM   
LadyHibiscus


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Status: offline 		I am reasonably certain that women produce all sorts of... effluence. It's the doing at AT WILL that I marvel at.

I suspect that plenty of women would be entertained by that sort of fetish IF they could do it!

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RE: flatulence and ass worshipping - 3/30/2012 10:30:17 AM   
r1a2y3m4o5n6d7


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Status: offline 		Hibbie when you find out let me know and I will bring the matches.

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RE: flatulence and ass worshipping - 3/30/2012 10:31:57 AM   
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And so, you are here trumpeting a kink. A lone single one-note kinky desire and your orchestra that attracts a -relationship- to you is silent at your back.



Otters, that double-entendre was so beautifully done; 'trumpeting with orchestra at your back'. Brilliant! So apropos of the OP's theme. More, please!

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ORIGINAL: TNDommeK

OP- I'd be willing to bet you could pay one of these little 19 year old Dommes and they would do it. Just look for any pics of girls flipping of the camera with duck face, and that's the one.


Excellent work this morning, TND. Plays nicely into our discussion in another thread about birding/duckfacing.

OP...just pay someone and get it over with, 'k? We've already had several fart requests already this month, and it's starting to really stink around here!

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RE: flatulence and ass worshipping - 3/30/2012 10:36:56 AM   
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u never know, theres always someone out there whos like that.


That's might be true. But would you walk up to the first woman whom you never met before in a library or bar and say 'I really need to be farted on. How 'bout it?'

Gawd, I hope you wouldn't. Yet, that's exactly what you did here. Read...and heed!...every word of the Ask A Mistress FAQ. You need an education, lad.

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RE: flatulence and ass worshipping - 3/30/2012 10:39:53 AM   
r1a2y3m4o5n6d7


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Status: offline 		MistressDarkArt. What is wrong with the direct approach?  Spends a lot of time beating around the bush.

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RE: flatulence and ass worshipping - 3/30/2012 10:44:39 AM   
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Status: offline 		I didn't want to get this into this topic but.....This is commonly done by a younger age of ladies. It is also commonly done by heavy set ladies. And to be honest there are a lot of health issues that can cause some people to over produce gas so for them I guess it would be easy. I also have to admit, maybe I'm odd, but I know what kinds of foods upset my tummy to the point that it will growl at others.....don't most people know that sort of thing about themself?

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RE: flatulence and ass worshipping - 3/30/2012 11:01:12 AM   
r1a2y3m4o5n6d7


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Status: offline 		I like this site because everyone seems to have a kink. What I dont like about it is that people bitch about others peoples kink. OP if you like your kink go for it. Dont ever let anyone talk down to you about your kink. Put in your profinlw what you are looking for and have pateince and let them come to you.

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RE: flatulence and ass worshipping - 3/30/2012 12:07:34 PM   
LadyHibiscus


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Status: offline 		MIP I do know what will annoy my system... but even then, I can't *predict* what will happen, or when.

And Rayray, if a person is into farts, who am I to complain? I just admire anyone who can do it on demand!

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RE: flatulence and ass worshipping - 3/30/2012 12:26:31 PM   
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I like this site because everyone seems to have a kink. What I dont like about it is that people bitch about others peoples kink.



I didn't really hear anyone complaining about his kink. What I did hear people say is that this question comes up quite frequently. I also heard people suggest that he read the FAQ section, because it states that there is someone who is into just about every kink imaginable. Both were valid responses.

Others stated that it may be easier to find a pro to fulfill his desire. Hibbie commented that it's hard to do on command. And of course OttersSwim and I gave the mandatory juvenile responses to any fart thread.

But nobody bitched about his kink or implied that it wasn't legitimate. Frankly, there are quite a few groups devoted to this particular kink on FetLife.

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RE: flatulence and ass worshipping - 3/30/2012 12:42:36 PM   
MissImmortalPain


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Status: offline 		hahaha Maybe I'm just lucky, or very unlucky. Even the livein knows what will upset my tummy to the point of predicting what will happen later

< Message edited by MissImmortalPain -- 3/30/2012 12:46:41 PM >

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RE: flatulence and ass worshipping - 3/30/2012 12:47:41 PM   
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hahaha Maybe I'm just lucky, or very unlucky. Even the livein knows what will upset my tummy to the point of predicting what will happen later



Sam Adams Alpine Spring. Just saying.

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