tsatske -> RE: pet name (4/5/2012 9:20:17 AM)
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So, this older man is walking through the grocery store, looking lost, and every once in a while, he yells out, 'Crisco!' After a few times, a store employ approaches to ask if he can help him in any way. 'I've lost my wife,' says the old man, 'And I'm trying to find her.' 'You call you're wife Crisco? Like a pet name, I guess, well, that's kinda sweet, I guess', stammers the young Grocery clerk. 'Only away from home' says the old man. 'Only call her crisco in public.' Well, what do you call her at home? Lardass, replies the old man
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