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RE: master here needing local no limit slave - 4/11/2012 11:07:18 PM

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ORIGINAL: LanceHughes

Stop reading porn and get out and meet REAL people, okay?

Oh, and "no linit slaves" are on aisle three, right next to the "quality leather toys for cheap."

If you're a bottom looking for the rich Dom/Dommes (which will keep you as you'd like to be kept,) they are on aisle four, right next to the "rich house slaves that will come to your house for nothing and do it all (and do it in the nude.) Sorta like Merry Maids w/o charge, and you get to pick color, gender, age, build, etc.

Where do they keep the slaves who want to be caged 24/7?

At my house.

Ok... maybe its more like 8/7... make'em sleep in cages. I'm just not into bedpans and serving food to my slave. And poly, jesus... 3 or 4 slaves in cages 24/7, I'd turn to fricking nurse maid slinging hash a fetching poopy pans all day. .

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RE: master here needing local no limit slave - 4/12/2012 1:19:11 AM

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ORIGINAL: boromasteruk

Ok I have a high sex drive with a twisted mind j need a local.slave to use and abuse as and when I Want and need..no.limits is good as I am rough, flithy and perverted. Inbox me local whores

Me!! Me!!! Pick me!!!

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RE: master here needing local no limit slave - 4/12/2012 3:26:12 AM

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ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist
I'd turn to fricking nurse maid slinging hash a fetching poopy pans all day. .

Ooooooh...RS is a nurse's uniform....*fapfapfap*

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RE: master here needing local no limit slave - 4/12/2012 3:35:25 AM

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good luck

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RE: master here needing local no limit slave - 4/12/2012 6:33:49 AM

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Welcome

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RE: master here needing local no limit slave - 4/12/2012 7:32:59 AM

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So thanks to this mods (please inbox me) this will be first and last time use cm. Time to write my review

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RE: master here needing local no limit slave - 4/12/2012 7:39:03 AM

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Yeah yeah yeah, everyone's a no limits slave til the chainsaw comes out.

As for your hissy fit about writing a crap CM review, send me $14.95 via paypal, and I tell you how to get your subscription money back.

You really though that "ad" was going to have the slaves running to your inbox?

I've said this before, and I'll say it again:

Real life is not a porn fantasy.

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RE: master here needing local no limit slave - 4/12/2012 9:21:10 AM

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ORIGINAL: ChatteParfaitt

You really though that "ad" was going to have the slaves running to your inbox?

Better the ad than his profile.

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RE: master here needing local no limit slave - 4/12/2012 9:34:05 AM

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How come this is the first I have heard about aisle four?

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ORIGINAL: LanceHughes

If you're a bottom looking for the rich Dom/Dommes (which will keep you as you'd like to be kept,) they are on aisle four, right next to the "rich house slaves that will come to your house for nothing and do it all (and do it in the nude.) Sorta like Merry Maids w/o charge, and you get to pick color, gender, age, build, etc.

Welcome to CollarChat - there's LOTS to be learned here! (And one of your first lessons is to NOT demand sex. You are in the majority, dude, so behave like it.)

BTW: All, and I mean ALL, the messages flooding into your "Inbox me local whores" are SCAMS! Be very, very careful!

edited for teeny, tiny typo in punctuation.

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RE: master here needing local no limit slave - 4/12/2012 9:44:41 AM

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RE: master here needing local no limit slave - 4/12/2012 5:29:21 PM

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DO I HAVE EVERYONE'S ATTENTION?

Good. This is the introduction area, not any of the general discussion areas. If you cannot be welcoming, just don't post it in this section. Is this simple concept that difficult to understand? I hope those that have forgotten this remember it quickly, or we will assist you with self control.

To the OP, welcome to CollarMe. As has been stated this is the area for discussion and the introduction area is a good area to tell more about yourself.

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RE: master here needing local no limit slave - 4/12/2012 5:55:53 PM

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His profile sounds pretty standard, I think. Slap them around and whore them out. Welcome to collarme and good luck

< Message edited by SirLangsdorff -- 4/12/2012 5:57:37 PM >

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RE: master here needing local no limit slave - 4/12/2012 6:14:57 PM

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Welcome to the forums, OP. I've glad you have found a place in order to become educated.

There are some of us around here who can help to teach you what the reality of owning someone who can become your whore is like. Keep that in mind as you are writing your review.

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