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DarkStevensGirl -> RE: Friday the 13th ...... (4/12/2012 10:25:04 AM)
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i intend to brat DarkSteven 13 times in honor of the day.
waits for the movie, "dingos ate my zombie!"
in addition, i have already marked nearby gun shops...i am thinking that i could get by with something from savage chambered in .223, but that is only for ranges within 400 yards. i think i would prefer a bolt-action chambered in a 7.62x39 cartridge. military surplus ammo abounds, which, with its steel core, should punch an exit wound the size of a softball in said zombie's head. however, if the zombies are not the slow, shambling one, but the speedy fuckers found in Zombieland, i think that three lines of triple concertina wire behind motion-triggered claymores should stop anything that i miss (highly unlikely) from 50 - 100 yards.
if i am lazy and dont feel like dropping them individually, the roof mounted dual mhb50 machine gun, with an effective range of around a mile and a half and a cyclic rate of 750–850 rounds per minute should do the trick. note to self: find extra barrels. fuckin' rate of fire, baby! in the highly unlikely event that any make it through, my glock 9mm or .50 desert eagle will give them short shrift. if i think i need the exercise, i can always use the full daisho....though i prefer two daito instead instead of the shoto.
in the even more unlikely event of an overrun, the 500 kg of c-4 in the basement, which, when armed, is detonated by satellite if a delay signal is not received every 15 minutes.
ah, what the fuck. i'll just use a plasma rifle in the 40-watt range.
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