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mnottertail -> RE: Hijacking Posts (6/5/2006 1:53:11 PM)

erin.....

How can you be sure than no dolphins were harmed making the real mayo?
I have never seen the disclaimer on any mayo that I have owned, albiet I may not be buying the right brand; hence my question... 


curiously,
Ron




Vendaval -> RE: Hijacking Posts (6/5/2006 2:09:26 PM)

That all depends on the factors of quality, quantity, ambiance,
convenience, and price.  Which ones are most important to you?
 
Vendaval



ORIGINAL: Gauge
I am hungry. Any suggestions where I can eat?
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Vendaval -> RE: Hijacking Posts (6/5/2006 2:11:07 PM)

I think that erin has a secret fetish to go work as a galley slave on
a fishing boat.  She likes big, hairy seaman!
 
Vendaval


quote:

ORIGINAL: mnottertail

How can you be sure than no dolphins were harmed making the real mayo?
I have never seen the disclaimer on any mayo that I have owned, albiet I may not be buying the right brand; hence my question... 

curiously,
Ron




gooddogbenji -> RE: Hijacking Posts (6/5/2006 2:13:37 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Vendaval

I think that erin has a secret fetish to go work as a galley slave on
a fishing boat.  She likes big, hairy seaman!
 
Vendaval



Hairy semen, eh?  Get a doctor to have a look.  That can't be healthy.

Yours,


benji




Wulfchyld -> RE: Hijacking Posts (6/5/2006 2:13:48 PM)

Everyone knows the Navy's stance on women in the military. They think women and seamen shouldn’t mix.




Vendaval -> RE: Hijacking Posts (6/5/2006 2:15:14 PM)

Why swing lighter?  Don't know you that eyes bugging out show
true slave devotion.  I say pay-per-view-live-web-cam.
 
Vendaval
 

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ORIGINAL: Wulfchyld
Hello all M&M's, when I use the Paladin on my slave her eyes bulge out. Should I swing lighter or call Guinness book of world records?




maybemaybenot -> RE: Hijacking Posts (6/5/2006 2:19:09 PM)

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ORIGINAL: gooddogbenji


Hairy semen, eh?  Get a doctor to have a look.  That can't be healthy.

Yours,


benji


It's not healthy benji. There are well documented cases, altho rare ones, of hirsute spermatazoa in the medical journels. A rare condition, not much known, but it has something to do with a secret military experiment years ago, back when women could mix with seamen.
                       mbmbn




gooddogbenji -> RE: Hijacking Posts (6/5/2006 2:27:11 PM)

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ORIGINAL: maybemaybenot

It's not healthy benji. There are well documented cases, altho rare ones, of hirsute spermatazoa in the medical journels. A rare condition, not much known, but it has something to do with a secret military experiment years ago, back when women could mix with seamen.
                      mbmbn


Well, in that case, their caution these days is understandable.

Thanks for explaining.

Yours,


benji




NakedOnMyChain -> RE: Hijacking Posts (6/5/2006 2:27:41 PM)

Ron, 

I like Hershey's Kisses.  Not the kind my dog leaves.  Just the real chocolate ones.




champagnewishes -> RE: Hijacking Posts (6/5/2006 2:39:29 PM)

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ORIGINAL: NakedOnMyChain

Ron, 

I like Hershey's Kisses.  Not the kind my dog leaves.  Just the real chocolate ones.


I hate when the only way you can tell the difference is after you have already bitten into it.




gooddogbenji -> RE: Hijacking Posts (6/5/2006 2:47:57 PM)

Champagne,

My kink may not be your kink, but my kink is okay.

Actually, my kink is just seeing the looks on people's faces when they find out which it is.

Yours,


benji




mistoferin -> RE: Hijacking Posts (6/5/2006 2:57:35 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: mnottertail

erin.....

How can you be sure than no dolphins were harmed making the real mayo?
I have never seen the disclaimer on any mayo that I have owned, albiet I may not be buying the right brand; hence my question... 


curiously,
Ron


oh Ron this is easy.....you have to buy Hellman's. It originated in a delicatessen in New York City.....some deli owner's wife's special recipe. They still follow that recipe today. Now seeing as I grew up in New York City I can tell you that I saw a lot of sharks but I never saw any dolphins.




mistoferin -> RE: Hijacking Posts (6/5/2006 2:59:38 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Vendaval
I think that erin has a secret fetish to go work as a galley slave on
a fishing boat.  She likes big, hairy seaman!


Why yes I do like semen!!! Actually you are very close but it's pirates and gang planks....lol. But yes....lots of semen!!!




NakedOnMyChain -> RE: Hijacking Posts (6/5/2006 3:01:42 PM)

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ORIGINAL: champagnewishes

I hate when the only way you can tell the difference is after you have already bitten into it.


Me too.  I finally learned by trial and error not to eat the ones that aren't wrapped up in the silver foil.

Then again, I have some pretty sick neighbor kids.  I wouldn't put it past them.




LaTigresse -> RE: Hijacking Posts (6/5/2006 3:02:21 PM)

I like Doves Dark Promises even better!




LaTigresse -> RE: Hijacking Posts (6/5/2006 3:03:25 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: champagnewishes

quote:

ORIGINAL: NakedOnMyChain

Ron, 

I like Hershey's Kisses.  Not the kind my dog leaves.  Just the real chocolate ones.


I hate when the only way you can tell the difference is after you have already bitten into it.


If you grew up with my little brothers you would learn to sniff all chocolate first!




NakedOnMyChain -> RE: Hijacking Posts (6/5/2006 3:14:55 PM)

Nah, I've got a couple of my own.  I don't need spares.  I learned the hard way.




Petruchio -> RE: Hijacking Posts (6/5/2006 3:19:28 PM)

Anyway, about thsoe drums…




Level -> RE: Hijacking Posts (6/5/2006 3:22:33 PM)

My lord, this thread is still going, you all should be ashamed.





maybemaybenot -> RE: Hijacking Posts (6/5/2006 3:24:38 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Petruchio

Anyway, about thsoe drums…



Finally !
Some one who wants to return to the OP.

I prefer red licorice to chocolate. No one's gonna fool me with the Hershey poops.

                       mbmbn




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