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RE: Hijacking Posts - 6/18/2006 2:29:35 PM   
gooddogbenji


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ORIGINAL: LaMalinche

Benji. . .

I will remove your pubic hair with rusty pliers!


Do puppies even have pubic hair?  Or is all of theirs public? 

Anyway. . . I will remove it!



Even if it was pubic at first, I made damn sure it became public.....

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RE: Hijacking Posts - 6/18/2006 3:56:47 PM   
crouchingtigress


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RE: Hijacking Posts - 6/18/2006 4:04:51 PM   
kickinchick


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Status: offline 		I need to Hi-jack this one now...

hmmm, let me think.......small men have small minds...LOL

Sorry, I won't stereotype again....and I said nothing about the left knee, right knee or weee kneeeee, being small.

Small men unite...I'd run for cover...but I'm sooooo much bigger and badder then you!
giggles

< Message edited by kickinchick -- 6/18/2006 4:06:12 PM >

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RE: Hijacking Posts - 6/18/2006 6:44:29 PM   
Tamerofwild1s


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Status: offline 		What happened to spanking monkeys ..... and why would you spank em ?

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RE: Hijacking Posts - 6/19/2006 6:47:41 AM   
wandersalone


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Status: offline 		cos they were nawdy I guess.... though I would have rather spanked a Monkee - cute lil Davey was always my favourite....smirks

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RE: Hijacking Posts - 6/19/2006 6:11:29 PM   
submissvelilbrat


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Status: offline 		are we allowed to spank monkeys?
can we choose the monkey we'd like to spank?
where are the applications for Monkey Spanking?

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RE: Hijacking Posts - 6/19/2006 6:32:59 PM   
gooddogbenji


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Status: offline 		Turns out I'm into monkey play.

Now who can I throw my feces at?

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RE: Hijacking Posts - 6/19/2006 7:13:18 PM   
missturbation


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Status: offline 		The puppy (no names mentioned) just got me to aid and abet in a post hijacking lol
It was my first time (im so proud).

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RE: Hijacking Posts - 6/19/2006 7:36:50 PM   
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Please keep your comments to a minimum as you accept your award, as the sponsors want to make sure that their commercials are seen.  Thank you.  (lol)

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RE: Hijacking Posts - 6/19/2006 11:32:15 PM   
enigmabrat


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RE: Hijacking Posts - 6/19/2006 11:33:31 PM   
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RE: Musical monkeys - 6/22/2006 12:43:09 AM   
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RE: Musical monkeys - 6/22/2006 12:48:40 AM   
enigmabrat


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Status: offline 		That is just too cute I love monkeys!!!!!!

< Message edited by enigmabrat -- 6/22/2006 1:30:43 AM >

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RE: Hijacking Posts - 6/22/2006 1:37:17 PM   
Daddysredhead


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Tamerofwild1s

What happened to spanking monkeys ..... and why would you spank em ?


Let's not...  poor little things...
Remember Mike Myers on Saturday Night Live as Dieter, the host of Sprockets?
("Now is the time on Sprockets when we dance...")




He had a pet monkey named Klaus... 
"This is my monkey, Klaus.  Touch him!  LOVE HIM!!!)
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("This now concludes my portion of this hijacking, please place your tray tables in an upright and locked position.  Please make sure that your seatbelts are fastened and that you take care in opening the storage compartments above as items may have shifted during flight.  Thank you and have a nice day.")

~ Red

< Message edited by Daddysredhead -- 6/22/2006 1:41:37 PM >

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RE: Hijacking Posts - 6/22/2006 6:58:59 PM   
Gauge


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THIS THREAD IS GOING TO CUBA! TURN THE THREAD AROUND AND BEGIN TO HEAD SOUTH!
 
DO WHAT I SAY AND BENJI WON"T GET HURT.

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RE: Hijacking Posts - 6/22/2006 7:18:54 PM   
gooddogbenji


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Status: offline 		NO ONE DO WHAT HE SAYS!!!!!  HE PROMISED TO HURT ME!

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RE: Hijacking Posts - 6/22/2006 7:25:23 PM   
gooddogbenji


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quote:

ORIGINAL: enigmabrat

LOL doesnt take 2 posts befor this thread was hijacked that must be some kind of record



I will proudly declare that I hijacked on post # 2.

Hijacking on post # 1 is impossible(if we define hijacking as posting a message only distantly related to the OP), therefore, I am tied for 1st at worst, in 1st without tyees at best.  I can live with that.

I'M # 1! I'M # 1! I'M # 1! I'M # 1! I'M # 1!

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benji


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RE: The truth about benji - 6/22/2006 11:44:16 PM   
Wulfchyld


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< Message edited by Wulfchyld -- 6/22/2006 11:46:19 PM >

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RE: The truth about benji - 6/23/2006 6:50:06 AM   
cuddleheart50


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Status: offline 		Benji is our own little Kujo!!!

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RE: Hijacking Posts - 6/23/2006 9:49:25 AM   
Vendaval


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Status: offline 		Careful there Gauge!  He likes to sniff butts and hump legs.
You will be vunerable to benji's tender ministrations while your
hands are full of weaponry. 


quote:

ORIGINAL: Gauge

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