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fantasy - 4/23/2012 6:46:31 AM   
toil4women


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Does anybody here have the fantasy of rubbing salt in pigs skin after he is whipped
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RE: fantasy - 4/23/2012 6:55:09 AM   
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Who would want to whip a football?

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RE: fantasy - 4/23/2012 7:04:14 AM   
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Q: Are there any (how many) dominant women into [insert your favorite kink here]?

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RE: fantasy - 4/23/2012 7:08:48 AM   
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No. I prefer my pig skins fried in lard and well seasoned.

Or, still on the whole roasted hog, basted until it is a beautiful crispy caramelized dark golden brown.

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RE: fantasy - 4/23/2012 7:16:41 AM   
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Girlfriend made me bacon this morning. It was pretty salty, so...yes?

Pig is delicious.

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RE: fantasy - 4/23/2012 7:20:48 AM   
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I do that often after cutting or piercing my play partners... and they are not pigs for the most part, though I've had a few.. and they are more often than not, female...

lemon juice is more fun
and powdered buttermilk

and it ain't no fantasy

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RE: fantasy - 4/23/2012 9:18:35 AM   
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just alcohol for me... or maybe peroxide

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RE: fantasy - 4/23/2012 9:20:02 AM   
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Lemon juice elicits the most wonderful whimpers and screams :-)

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RE: fantasy - 4/23/2012 9:20:34 AM   
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A nice cayenne pepper/kosher salt (yeah, I sense the irony) based dry rub is best right before it goes into the smoker for about 8 hours.

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RE: fantasy - 4/23/2012 10:13:22 AM   
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In addition to salt, Mexican oregano and lots of garlic:

Latin Roasted Pork Shoulder

Ingredients:

12 large garlic cloves
2 tablespoons salt
2 tablespoons dried oregano
1 tablespoon ground black pepper
1 -2 tablespoon red wine vinegar , depending on consistency of the paste you want
7 lbs fresh pork shoulder, picnic
1 1/2 cups chicken stock (or 3/4 cup chicken stock and 3/4 cup white wine)

Directions:

1 Mash to a paste with a mortar and pestle, or press to a paste with the back of a knife, or very finely chop the garlic and salt.

2 Remove the mixture to a bowl and stir in the dried oregano and black pepper. Add red wine vinegar and mix to a paste-like consistency.

3 With a paring knife, cut deep tunnels into the exposed fleshy ends (I made a mistake once and made tunnels all over; the pork comes out much better if deep tunnels are cut into the ends only). Push two-thirds of the paste into the pockets with your fingers. Loosen the skin in several places and spread the rest of the paste underneath the skin and over the surface of the roast where there is no skin. Wrap the roast tightly in 2 layers of aluminum foil and refrigerate for 24 to 48 hours.

4 Position a rack in the lower third of the oven. Preheat the oven to 325 degrees. Arrange the roast on a rack in a roasting pan and roast to an internal temperature of 190 degrees. (This will take between 4 to 4 1/2 hours.) When the roast reaches 190 degrees, remove from the oven.

5 Let the roast stand, loosely covered with aluminum foil, for 20 minutes before carving. Skim off the fat from the pan juices and add the chicken stock or stock/wine mixture and bring to a boil, scraping up the browned bits on the bottom of the pan. Cook over high heat for 2-4 minutes to dissolve the roasting particles. Remove all the fatty skin from the outside of the meat and cut the roast into slices and arrange on a platter. Pour the sauce over it and serve immediately.

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RE: fantasy - 4/23/2012 11:44:37 AM   
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I am gonna have a hard time fitting this in an oven...

http://www.bing.com/images/search?q=photo+roast+hog&view=detail&id=A08808E59861183BF62F5C1EC19B082CCF528610&first=61&FORM=IDFRIR

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RE: fantasy - 4/23/2012 12:02:58 PM   
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Ooh... traditional crackling...
Yea, I think very hard about making it once a year around Chinese New Year.
Never go through with it, though. there's never enough people around to share it with.

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RE: fantasy - 4/23/2012 12:19:00 PM   
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We have a big family gathering once a year, in September. I THINK I have some of the guys talked into doing this.

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RE: fantasy - 4/23/2012 10:48:04 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: Alecta

Ooh... traditional crackling...
Yea, I think very hard about making it once a year around Chinese New Year.
Never go through with it, though. there's never enough people around to share it with.


Can I come over and help you eat it? <slaps own hand over and over...bad Jewish girl, bad!!>

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RE: fantasy - 5/10/2012 8:04:48 PM   
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ty for the recipe! lol
quote:

ORIGINAL: kalikshama

In addition to salt, Mexican oregano and lots of garlic:

Latin Roasted Pork Shoulder

Ingredients:

12 large garlic cloves
2 tablespoons salt
2 tablespoons dried oregano
1 tablespoon ground black pepper
1 -2 tablespoon red wine vinegar , depending on consistency of the paste you want
7 lbs fresh pork shoulder, picnic
1 1/2 cups chicken stock (or 3/4 cup chicken stock and 3/4 cup white wine)

Directions:

1 Mash to a paste with a mortar and pestle, or press to a paste with the back of a knife, or very finely chop the garlic and salt.

2 Remove the mixture to a bowl and stir in the dried oregano and black pepper. Add red wine vinegar and mix to a paste-like consistency.

3 With a paring knife, cut deep tunnels into the exposed fleshy ends (I made a mistake once and made tunnels all over; the pork comes out much better if deep tunnels are cut into the ends only). Push two-thirds of the paste into the pockets with your fingers. Loosen the skin in several places and spread the rest of the paste underneath the skin and over the surface of the roast where there is no skin. Wrap the roast tightly in 2 layers of aluminum foil and refrigerate for 24 to 48 hours.

4 Position a rack in the lower third of the oven. Preheat the oven to 325 degrees. Arrange the roast on a rack in a roasting pan and roast to an internal temperature of 190 degrees. (This will take between 4 to 4 1/2 hours.) When the roast reaches 190 degrees, remove from the oven.

5 Let the roast stand, loosely covered with aluminum foil, for 20 minutes before carving. Skim off the fat from the pan juices and add the chicken stock or stock/wine mixture and bring to a boil, scraping up the browned bits on the bottom of the pan. Cook over high heat for 2-4 minutes to dissolve the roasting particles. Remove all the fatty skin from the outside of the meat and cut the roast into slices and arrange on a platter. Pour the sauce over it and serve immediately.



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RE: fantasy - 5/10/2012 8:41:55 PM   
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So does this mean we are having a pot luck? I'm down. Yay, food!

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RE: fantasy - 5/10/2012 8:56:36 PM   
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This question is insulting to our Jewish and Islamic brethren.

* and sistren.

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RE: fantasy - 5/10/2012 9:12:20 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: toil4women

Does anybody here have the fantasy of rubbing salt in pigs skin after he is whipped


Son of a ......that is my BIGGEST fucking fantasy!

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RE: fantasy - 5/11/2012 8:32:26 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus

just alcohol for me... or maybe peroxide


Deep heat, before and after, that makes even the hardest leather butt soft ;)

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RE: fantasy - 5/11/2012 10:29:31 AM   
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Deep heat?.......okay I am not evening going to ask

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