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For anyone who might be considering sleeping with me... - 4/24/2012 7:30:02 AM   
Kaliko


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Status: offline 		A little enticement. I come with breakfast in bed...organic egg white omelet with organic baby spinach, uncured nitrate-free bacon, and crumbled feta cheese, toasted homemade whole wheat bread, a beatiful, juicy, organic orange, and of course, fresh coffee.

Eating alone was no fun this morning. But writing about it is. I'm a breakfast fiend. It's the most important, and in my opinion, sensual, meal of the day. I've also been known to play with my food.

And no, before you ask, there's no question anywhere in this forum posting, except maybe, what can I make you for lunch? :)

(Such are the things I cannot post on Facebook.)

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RE: For anyone who might be considering sleeping with m... - 4/24/2012 7:32:53 AM   
mnottertail


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Status: offline 		You got any organic french toast, slathered in baby butter?


Uncured bacon is side pork where I come from.

But I smell what you're cookin.




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RE: For anyone who might be considering sleeping with m... - 4/24/2012 7:34:43 AM   
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RE: For anyone who might be considering sleeping with m... - 4/24/2012 7:34:46 AM   
Kaliko


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RE: For anyone who might be considering sleeping with m... - 4/24/2012 7:35:32 AM   
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RE: For anyone who might be considering sleeping with m... - 4/24/2012 7:38:34 AM   
Kaliko


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Status: offline 		I took a picture of my breakfast this morning, which prompted that whole thing, but now can't upload it. Because I'm a friggin' genius.

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RE: For anyone who might be considering sleeping with m... - 4/24/2012 7:39:08 AM   
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Status: offline 		I own a waffle iron and I know how to use it.

(maybe that'll get me some companionship for the weekend)

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RE: For anyone who might be considering sleeping with m... - 4/24/2012 7:39:19 AM   
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Status: offline 		Hmmm. I have been known to make a Hangtown Fry for someone who has been really, really nice to me the day before.

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RE: For anyone who might be considering sleeping with m... - 4/24/2012 7:42:16 AM   
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Status: offline 		And.........wtf is a hangtown fry?

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RE: For anyone who might be considering sleeping with m... - 4/24/2012 7:44:33 AM   
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RE: For anyone who might be considering sleeping with m... - 4/24/2012 7:52:55 AM   
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ORIGINAL: mnottertail

And.........wtf is a hangtown fry?

First you fry up some oysters.

Then, scramble a half dozen or so eggs depending on how many you're serving. You can add grated cheddar, chives, mushrooms or whatever suits your fancy. As the eggs start to solidify in the skillet, drop in the oysters.

You serve it like a quiche.

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RE: For anyone who might be considering sleeping with m... - 4/24/2012 8:39:04 AM   
Endivius


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ORIGINAL: Kaliko

A little enticement. I come with breakfast in bed...organic egg white omelet with organic baby spinach, uncured nitrate-free bacon, and crumbled feta cheese, toasted homemade whole wheat bread, a beatiful, juicy, organic orange, and of course, fresh coffee.

Eating alone was no fun this morning. But writing about it is. I'm a breakfast fiend. It's the most important, and in my opinion, sensual, meal of the day. I've also been known to play with my food.

And no, before you ask, there's no question anywhere in this forum posting, except maybe, what can I make you for lunch? :)

(Such are the things I cannot post on Facebook.)



Well good luck sweetie. I'm a Steak and Eggs man myself. This morning I had a pork Chop, two eggs sunny side up, sausage, a slice of toast, one glass milk, one glass orange juice, and a cup of tea myself.

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RE: For anyone who might be considering sleeping with m... - 4/24/2012 8:56:28 AM   
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ORIGINAL: Kaliko

I took a picture of my breakfast this morning, which prompted that whole thing, but now can't upload it. Because I'm a friggin' genius.

Send it to me. I'll upload it for you (if there's any left).

Although with a topic title like this one, I can't believe that all people are posting about is food.

By the way, how do you think you'd like Sarasota?


K.

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RE: For anyone who might be considering sleeping with m... - 4/24/2012 9:01:21 AM   
MrBukani


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Status: offline 		Facebook is full of this, dont know why you cant post that there.

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RE: For anyone who might be considering sleeping with m... - 4/24/2012 9:04:20 AM   
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RE: For anyone who might be considering sleeping with m... - 4/24/2012 9:08:19 AM   
ashjor911


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ORIGINAL: Kaliko

A little enticement. I come with breakfast in bed...organic egg white omelet with organic baby spinach, uncured nitrate-free bacon, and crumbled feta cheese, toasted homemade whole wheat bread, a beatiful, juicy, organic orange, and of course, fresh coffee.

Eating alone was no fun this morning. But writing about it is. I'm a breakfast fiend. It's the most important, and in my opinion, sensual, meal of the day. I've also been known to play with my food.

And no, before you ask, there's no question anywhere in this forum posting, except maybe, what can I make you for lunch? :)

(Such are the things I cannot post on Facebook.)


Good God, its heaven on earth....

1- do you mind if i smoke?

2- do you mind if i eat my breakfast.. "licking from your boobies"??

PS: i would send those to your C-mail... but your profile is FuckingNotFound.... WTF?

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RE: For anyone who might be considering sleeping with m... - 4/24/2012 9:15:37 AM   
DarkSteven


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Status: offline 		Kaliko, that's kinda odd when you sell a meal by the side dishes, not the main course, so to speak.

The bacon would be a deal breaker but the rest sounds good, including you.

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RE: For anyone who might be considering sleeping with m... - 4/24/2012 9:39:31 AM   
Kaliko


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ORIGINAL: MrBukani

Facebook is full of this, dont know why you cant post that there.



Not on my page.

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RE: For anyone who might be considering sleeping with m... - 4/24/2012 9:40:57 AM   
Kaliko


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ORIGINAL: ashjor911


PS: i would send those to your C-mail... but your profile is FuckingNotFound.... WTF?



Got a little freaked by someone today. Hid it for a bit.

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RE: For anyone who might be considering sleeping with m... - 4/24/2012 9:42:02 AM   
LadyHibiscus


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Status: offline 		Okay, would you like for us to become Food Lesbians together? Because I would. Yep.

And Hilly, you have cmail in a minute.

Kirata, you're in Sarasota? Have you done the hunt for fossil shark teeth?

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