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Iamsemisweet -> RE: I have one REALLY important thing to say...... (5/7/2012 7:47:17 AM)
I am going to have that song stuck in my head all day. Curse you, Janah. quote: ORIGINAL: JanahX Those are some serious boobies. It makes me want to sing: meee-meee-meee, aheam.... DO YOUR BOOBS HANG LOW.. DO THEY WOBBLE TO AND FRO... CAN YOU TIE THEM IN A KNOT? CAN YOU TIE THEM IN A BOW? CAN YOU THROW THEM OVER YOUR SHOULDER LIKE A CONTINENTAL SOLDIER - DO YOUR BOOBS-HANG-LOW?! ARE YOUR BOOBS TOO BIG? ARE THEY HEAVY AS A PIG? DO THEY BRUISE YOUR CEREBELLUM WHEN YOU DANCE AN IRISH JIG? CAN THEY FUNCTION AS THE ANCHORS FOR THE FLEET OF OIL TANKERS? ARE YOUR BOOBS-TOO-BIG? DO YOUR BOOBS STRETCH WIDE? DO THEY REACH FROM SIDE TO SIDE? CAN YOU USE THEM AS A PARACHUTE OR WINGS THAT LET YOU GLIDE? CAN YOU CAST A COOLING SHADOW OVER MOST OF COLORADO? DO YOUR BOOBS-STRETCH-WIDE?

JanahX -> RE: I have one REALLY important thing to say...... (5/7/2012 7:56:05 AM)
Its not my fault ----> Its Lucylastic and her clips of BOOBAGE!!! I COULDNT HELP IT !!!

Lucylastic -> RE: I have one REALLY important thing to say...... (5/7/2012 8:01:20 AM)
LOL Ill take the blame:)

LookieNoNookie -> RE: I have one REALLY important thing to say...... (5/7/2012 6:06:49 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Anaxagoras quote: ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus I am voting for the double Gloucester. I had my money on John Sinjin Stevens! quote: ORIGINAL: KMsAngel suggestions: 1. macadamia's or pecan's? He could have been about to proclaim that pistachios are the chocolate of the nut world! Now thats raelly an idea I could get behind... By the way....although it WASN'T what I was thinking (originally), I'd like to now say.....pistachios are the chocolate of the nut world! (I have spoken).

LookieNoNookie -> RE: I have one REALLY important thing to say...... (5/7/2012 6:10:17 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Anaxagoras quote: ORIGINAL: LookieNoNookie And I'm within moments about to say it. Here it goes..... It's on the tip of my tongue..... (Okay.....I forgot). But I can tell you this....I FUCKING meant it!!!!! Lookie I wonder did you realise all the fundamental here-to-fore unanswerable questions of our existence in a blinding flash of inspiration that the greatest minds of the last 2,500 years have struggled with but then you forgot shortly afterward. Yeah thats probably it, the last saviour of humanity forgot what he had to say (and do)! Dude thats fuckin' typical... FUCK! I NEVER made that connection before!!!!! That's it!!!! It's been on the tip of my tongue (or on the floor near the cat box....one or the other...). I was about to tell everyone, in a blinding flash (which I now can't remember) ALL the heretofore answers to all the unanswerable questions! That's it!!!! That's what I was about to say!!!! FUCK! ************ Wait a second....it's coming to me now....it's almost here.....one second.....

LookieNoNookie -> RE: I have one REALLY important thing to say...... (5/7/2012 6:14:12 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: ShaharThorne Lookie, do I have to flash my bewbage to make you remember? I'm generally negotiable on the actual terms.....

LookieNoNookie -> RE: I have one REALLY important thing to say...... (5/7/2012 6:17:13 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Kaliko What the fuck is this thread about? Who the hell knows but....there is now an exceptional amount of excess (not that there's ever "excess") booobage....and that my friends.....is a very good thing!

LookieNoNookie -> RE: I have one REALLY important thing to say...... (5/7/2012 6:19:08 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus I am voting for the double Gloucester. (Gawwwwwd.....so many things flash before me now that used to make sense.....hello.....anyone there? I need....awwww fuck it....I probably couldn't remember what the second part of what I was supposed to do was anyway....)

LadyHibiscus -> RE: I have one REALLY important thing to say...... (5/7/2012 6:26:46 PM)
Were you going to make me a grilled cheese sammich?

LookieNoNookie -> RE: I have one REALLY important thing to say...... (5/7/2012 6:27:21 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: tj444 .. what? still no date for the weekend??? I was sure you would get a hot date from that last thread of yours about the stationwagon and your huge penis.. Have you tried offering candy? I know....I was shooting for that very thing (few caught that subtlety by the way)....perhaps it was the syntax....(I try sooooooooo hard to get all my comma's, grammar, punctuation and such exactly right). I'm so fucked. Ya know...years ago I had hair, a great little Vega station wagon and a promising future.....

LookieNoNookie -> RE: I have one REALLY important thing to say...... (5/7/2012 6:30:37 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: poise quote: ORIGINAL: OttersSwim Oh let's please make this into a titty flash topic...please! [;)] I will throw virtual beads! From a Weal and Twue Louisiananian...throw me something, mister! Please? [:D] [image]local://upfiles/1031783/008E3B9408484EA5B8B7BC4A93360E4F.jpg[/image] It's entirely possible I may be in love with you. (My attorneys will be in touch shortly to work out the specific details of my intense and undying love).

LadyHibiscus -> RE: I have one REALLY important thing to say...... (5/7/2012 6:37:26 PM)
So...no sammich?[&o]

LookieNoNookie -> RE: I have one REALLY important thing to say...... (5/7/2012 6:41:57 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus So...no sammich?[&o] We really need to let the legal system work properly first.

LadyHibiscus -> RE: I have one REALLY important thing to say...... (5/7/2012 6:43:30 PM)
You are not as good a Henchman as you could be.[>:]

LookieNoNookie -> RE: I have one REALLY important thing to say...... (5/7/2012 6:44:57 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus You are not as good a Henchman as you could be.[>:] But I have unparalleled potential.

LadyHibiscus -> RE: I have one REALLY important thing to say...... (5/7/2012 6:51:27 PM)
I AM NOT FEELING THE LOVE HERE

ashjor911 -> RE: I have one REALLY important thing to say...... (5/8/2012 11:53:06 AM)
dear Lord that looks hot.... [image]http://i45.tinypic.com/2yubl0l.jpg[/image]

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