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poise -> RE: Rinsing (5/17/2012 8:04:01 PM)

Deal!




RemoteUser -> RE: Rinsing (5/17/2012 8:18:14 PM)

[:D]

Deal? Do we play strip poker first? Cuz I know some very NASTY ways to do that.

(What? Foreplay is a requirement.)




poise -> RE: Rinsing (5/17/2012 8:26:28 PM)

Isn't NASTY the only way?
antes up




RemoteUser -> RE: Rinsing (5/17/2012 8:41:52 PM)


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ORIGINAL: poise

Isn't NASTY the only way?
antes up


It most certainly is! (I love a woman after my own heart - unless she's a cannibal.)

*knuckles down*




LanceHughes -> RE: Rinsing (5/17/2012 8:49:37 PM)

// Pocket aces, and two on the board. //
Ahem, poise..... maybe you should put your whole body in.... as in "all in."
// I'll tip my hand and let you know that I've seen an actual, full front (clothed) shot of poise and..... well, 'cept for that gender 'thing' we could probably give most couples here a REAL run for their money, cards or not. Her attractive manner and attitude is matched by her physical attractiveness. //




poise -> RE: Rinsing (5/17/2012 9:07:47 PM)


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ORIGINAL: LanceHughes
Ahem, poise..... maybe you should put your whole body in.... as in "all in."

Why you seven card stud you! When have you ever known me to do anything half-assed. [8D]
*with much effort, retains her poker face and calls*




LanceHughes -> RE: Rinsing (5/17/2012 9:09:47 PM)

Lordy, girl.... you need lessons.... I was suggesting YOU go all in (inc. jewelery which you don't want to take off. LOL!)  Then I get to call.


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Except in gay-speak, we had that term covered ('cept for the "female" part) long time ago.  "Blow-n-go" is advertised on Craig's List both ways.  I want "blow-n-go."  AND looking to do "blow-n-go."  Lots of the blow-n-go guys that want to be blown will also write "door to house is open, bedroom first door on right.  No lights.  Just give me a blow-job and leave."  And the other way 'round: "I want to blow as many as possible tonite.  Just come in and get sucked. Door is open.... <cut-n-paste.>.

HMMmmmm.... kind of NOT the "traditional" coffee in a public place, now is it?




RemoteUser -> RE: Rinsing (5/17/2012 9:11:01 PM)

*pictures poise with half an ass*

*pictures poise with half an ass trying to sit up straight*

You just spit in the face of gravity, don't you? (Probably don't need an underwire bra, either.)




LanceHughes -> RE: Rinsing (5/17/2012 9:14:15 PM)

From pic, hard to tell.... Nice, yellow sweater.... "perky" breasts, but too far away to see whether bra or not.




poise -> RE: Rinsing (5/17/2012 9:21:24 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: LanceHughes

Lordy, girl.... you need lessons.... I was suggesting YOU go all in (inc. jewelery which you
don't want to take off. LOL!)  Then I get to call.


Do you still have my number? [8D]

Ok. so the secrets outta da bag. I've never played poker before.
But it was fun, and I could'a won big too, if you didn't distract me!




poise -> RE: Rinsing (5/17/2012 9:24:06 PM)


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ORIGINAL: RemoteUser

*pictures poise with half an ass*


Hopefully you were picturing my better half....




LanceHughes -> RE: Rinsing (5/17/2012 9:25:29 PM)

g'nite,all




RemoteUser -> RE: Rinsing (5/17/2012 9:29:30 PM)


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ORIGINAL: poise

Hopefully you were picturing my better half....



You have a lesser half...?

Coulda fooled me.




RemoteUser -> RE: Rinsing (5/17/2012 9:30:36 PM)

Night Lance. [:)]




poise -> RE: Rinsing (5/17/2012 9:37:03 PM)

Rest well, Lance.

calls herself a cab




LanceHughes -> RE: Rinsing (5/17/2012 9:56:18 PM)

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ORIGINAL: poise

Rest well, Lance.

calls herself a cab

Could NOT resist....

*poof* You're a "cab."

Oh, wait ...... that was supposed to follow "Lance, call me a cab."

What do you mean this isn't the "Ruin A wish" thread.... FUN! game.




WinsomeDefiance -> RE: Rinsing (5/18/2012 9:10:34 AM)


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ORIGINAL: RemoteUser

Urban dictionary?

"A rinser can be given or received by a male or female. It is the act of ONLY receiving oral sex and not having to give it or have sex with the person after. It is tradition to call a cab for the rinser provider immediately after the act has been completed."

If so, call Ron, ASAP.



Wow, learn something new every day.

Also didn't know that people post that they are going to leave their doors open for total strangers off the web to just come in. Well, I've seen it on Law and Order, but that isn't real. Is it?

WinD





mnottertail -> RE: Rinsing (5/18/2012 9:11:41 AM)

I just washed my dick and cant do a thing with it, anyone care to give it a rinse?




RemoteUser -> RE: Rinsing (5/18/2012 9:15:03 AM)

Ron, you can do a lot of things with your dick, you just have your preferences. [;)]

Law & Order are imaginary, it's just a game that gives us reason to punish. [:D]




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