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OsideGirl -> RE: I'm bored.... (5/18/2012 5:02:39 PM)


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ORIGINAL: hardcybermaster


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ORIGINAL: OsideGirl

Someone entertain me (please).

try polishing your gun


I'm 3000 miles away because my stepfather died and I'm home to keep my mother company.




Kaliko -> RE: I'm bored.... (5/18/2012 5:06:58 PM)


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ORIGINAL: Kana

The best of Spaceballs :-)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AcY090XV284



THANK YOU.

:)




OsideGirl -> RE: I'm bored.... (5/18/2012 5:24:10 PM)

I did enjoy the Spaceballs video.....




kalikshama -> RE: I'm bored.... (5/18/2012 5:37:22 PM)

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Well, I went out yesterday, so there. I didn't talk to anyone when I was out, but there were other people on the street, and some of them did exchange glances with me. If that isn't social interaction, I don't know what is.


Reminds me of this story:

Robots ate my road trip, day 1

[image]http://www.marketplace.org/sites/marketplace.org/files/styles/slide-show-2-column-530x396/public/4_WilsonSandyHook1Fram1.jpg[/image]

Wilson the robot dog looks east from the seashore of Sandy Hook, New Jersey, where he and traveling companion David Brancaccio started their cross-country trip, which they will attempt with no human interaction for the Marketplace series, "Robots Ate My Job."

My question is this: Is technology now so pervasive that a person can drive coast to coast without ever dealing with a human being? Yes, Jack Kerouac would be very unhappy with me for even trying.

I pulled out of an Atlantic Ocean beach at Sandy Hook, New Jersey, shortly before 2 p.m. on Saturday to begin my cross-country trip without any human interaction. I had filled an empty bottle with Atlantic sand, dodged a few crashing waves and had my first near-brush with a human being: A young boy spotted Wilson, my little robot dog (picture left), on a strip of boardwalk. Before the kid could ask what’s up, I put in my little white earphones, like the worst anti-social Brooklyn hipster on the L train and beat it before the sweet little tyke ruined my concept.

I listened to the audiobook of Isaac Asimov’s “Naked Sun” during the drive. It’s wall-to-wall robots, but for a novel from 1957, it has a lot to say about 1 percent vs. 99 percent economic and social stratification. Asimov’s 99 percent lives underground on Earth. The fancy people are Earthlings, but they live on their own planets.

The drive got especially exciting passing through West Virginia on I-81 with a thunderstorm that looked like something we might some day see on Jupiter. After eight and a half hours on the road, damp, late, hungry, the car’s GPS navigation got lost, big time. Put me on two unnecessary six mile loops instead of leading me to the hotel. Being a belt-and-suspenders man, I had three more GPS units. Two of them also failed to find the hotel, but the winner was the GPS in the iPad.

I did 462 miles today, starting from the Atlantic. Made it to Roanoke, Virginia. The hotel has a robot desk clerk in the form of an airport-style electronic kiosk. Swiped myself in and it spit out my receipt and a keycard for a room on the 6th floor. Less surprising but very welcome was the robot ice machine. OK, it was just an ice machine, but it was in the right place at the right time. Tomorrow, Nashville.




kalikshama -> RE: I'm bored.... (5/18/2012 5:44:19 PM)

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ORIGINAL: LadyPact

You have after troll thread entertainment syndrome.

This happens a lot after a week of very funny threads posted by trolls.  Yet, you can combat ATTES!


AHA!

Fortunately, I spent most of yesterday with my sister and her family and most of today with my brother.




LadyPact -> RE: I'm bored.... (5/18/2012 6:10:24 PM)

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ORIGINAL: PeonForHer
Yes, yes, yes, we all know that you're forever going to parties, LP, and meeting *real people* and doing *real things* with them.

Well, I went out yesterday, so there. I didn't talk to anyone when I was out, but there were other people on the street, and some of them did exchange glances with me. If that isn't social interaction, I don't know what is.

(Actually, could someone remind me what social interaction is? I'm a bit hazy, truth to tell. Ta.)

Hey, I've told you.  I'll happily extend you a standing invitation to come see how other folks do this thing.  All you have to do is......

Obtain a passport.

Pack.

Book a flight and pay the ticket.

Proceed to actually get to the airport and get on the plane.

Tell Me when you arrive.

That's not too much work for you, is it?  [8D]





LanceHughes -> RE: I'm bored.... (5/18/2012 6:18:04 PM)

I'll make it easier for you, me boy.

Everything that LP said, except do NOT pack!  (as in - you won't be wearing much in the line of clothing.) LOL!




Anaxagoras -> RE: I'm bored.... (5/18/2012 6:38:08 PM)

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ORIGINAL: OsideGirl
Someone entertain me (please).

Some [innocent] entertainment skills http://video.answers.com/entertainment-and-arts we could all do well to learn! [:)]




Hippiekinkster -> RE: I'm bored.... (5/19/2012 4:36:59 AM)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6GizTr6QLfc&feature=related




doctorgrey -> RE: I'm bored.... (5/19/2012 5:18:20 AM)

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ORIGINAL: PeonForHer


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ORIGINAL: doctorgrey

There always seems to be someone who pops up in various fora, who will counter with:

Only the boring get bored

or somesuch.

A punch in the face to you, naysayer!

Says I!

DrG


Yes! Good thinking, doctorgrey. Let's do the usual CM thing of demonstrating that the OP's problem derives from some deep and despicable moral failing on his/her part. Once the same points are articulated by at least fifty people, with slightly different wording by each, that will be the matter wrapped up to everyone's satisfaction (except that of the OP, who doesn't matter a) because she/he is new and b) because she/he is contemptible, anyway).




For the record, I was suggesting a "punch in the face" for anyone who may intimate that, as so often happens in the fora.
Just saying like.

DrG




PeonForHer -> RE: I'm bored.... (5/19/2012 5:31:13 AM)

Fairy nuff. I just thought I'd use your comment on which to pin my little rant. ;-)




Lucylastic -> RE: I'm bored.... (5/19/2012 5:36:55 AM)

http://www.damnyouautocorrect.com
Always makes me smile




Hippiekinkster -> RE: I'm bored.... (5/19/2012 5:54:28 AM)


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ORIGINAL: doctorgrey

...in the fora.
DrG

Pretty sure it should be "fori". [8D]




LookieNoNookie -> RE: I'm bored.... (5/19/2012 6:30:42 AM)


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ORIGINAL: Lucylastic

http://www.damnyouautocorrect.com
Always makes me smile


Same site...links within:

http://www.pophangover.com/2012/04/27/they-said-i-could-be-anything-12-pics/

http://www.pophangover.com/2012/04/30/3-grandmas-watch-kim-kardashians-sex-tape/?ref=DYAC





Lucylastic -> RE: I'm bored.... (5/19/2012 6:33:53 AM)

Yep excellent time wasters with a giggle or ten




Hippiekinkster -> RE: I'm bored.... (5/19/2012 6:53:42 AM)

Borat Teaches Guitar




Kana -> RE: I'm bored.... (5/19/2012 6:57:20 AM)

Robin Williams talks golf

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pcnFbCCgTo4




myotherself -> RE: I'm bored.... (5/19/2012 7:07:31 AM)


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ORIGINAL: RemoteUser

Watch carefully.

*grabs a rabbit by the scruff of its neck and deposits it into a top hat*

*wiggles fingers over the top hat*

*turns the top hat upside down, the rabbit is gone!*




*watches RemoteUser scream and dance a wild jig as rabbit bites butt cheek* [:D]




Soyokaze -> RE: I'm bored.... (5/19/2012 8:51:18 AM)

You can go on my diet to kill time it's great fun

Here's how: "Ride the Snake" (don't worry SFW)




Moonhead -> RE: I'm bored.... (5/19/2012 9:19:55 AM)

Iggy's bored too...




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