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LadyPact -> RE: I NEED slaves (5/19/2012 11:44:54 AM)

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ORIGINAL: MissImmortalPain

Welcome to the World Of Warcraft...oh, wait, sorry wrong site. Welcome to the Collarme Forum side.

Again, great minds think alike.




Seraphinna -> RE: I NEED slaves (5/19/2012 2:15:44 PM)


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ORIGINAL: DesFIP

I'm familiar with Baron Samedi, a zombie. But had no idea there were other levels of nobility. Why are you looking for gold, shouldn't it be brains you need?


What use would brains be to me? If they have brains they might try to pull a fast one




Seraphinna -> RE: I NEED slaves (5/19/2012 2:18:10 PM)


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ORIGINAL: SylvereApLeanan

In the Intros section, there is a No Snark rule every day.

OP, you seem to be confused. You are not "resurrected" if your soul was transferred to another body. That's called "reincarnation." Welcome to the forums - we'll set you straight on all manner of things. It will be quite educational for you. Enjoy. [:)]



No im not confused, not the slightest. Thankyou and thankyou to all the other welcomes :)




sirsholly -> RE: I NEED slaves (5/19/2012 2:55:41 PM)

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What use would brains be to me?


Left 'em at the resurrection site?




BurntKitty -> RE: I NEED slaves (5/19/2012 4:27:06 PM)

Welcome queenie, from teh Burger King.

[image]http://chzlolcats.files.wordpress.com/2012/05/funny-cat-pictures-thats-cheezburger-king-to-you.jpg[/image]

My mistake. Cheezburger King. Mea Culpa.




ResidentSadist -> RE: I NEED slaves (5/19/2012 4:32:06 PM)

Long ago, Mea Culpa was the name I gave to all my personal liaisons.




MistressDarkArt -> RE: I NEED slaves (5/19/2012 5:56:47 PM)


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ORIGINAL: Seraphinna

Haha why speechless? I am new to this


Yes, that's obvious. Hello, and welcome to the boards.




OohAahMrs -> RE: I NEED slaves (5/22/2012 6:39:12 AM)

Hey sera, gold has just gone down 12% Perhaps i could get hold of a batch of nickle plated rubbish?




OsideGirl -> RE: I NEED slaves (5/22/2012 7:14:40 AM)


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ORIGINAL: Seraphinna

What use would brains be to me? If they have brains they might try to pull a fast one


That says SO much about you. You're new. Hopefully, you'll get a clue.

Welcome to the forums.




Marc2b -> RE: I NEED slaves (5/22/2012 7:36:34 AM)

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I am new to this


Obviously. [8|]

Okay, I'm all for fantasy but the dividing line between fantasy and reality should be kept firmly in sight. You might want to talk to people first... get to know them as people (warts and all)... before you start the role playing. Just my two cents.

If however, on the outside chance that you are telling the truth and are perhaps the reincarnation of Queen Elizabeth the First, I would like to apply for, and would be most gratified if your Majesty would consent to appoint me, the position of Official Ale Taster. [&:]

Welcome to the forums. [:)]







angelikaJ -> RE: I NEED slaves (5/22/2012 7:37:08 AM)

You forgot Queen Vicky!
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ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist

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ORIGINAL: Seraphinna
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Welcome Your Majesty.. *bow*
I did not know that Zombies have Queen... ?

My body is very living, I am not a 'Zombie' My soul was simply transferred to another body. Anything else would of been to obvious[;)]

Okie dokie . . . you're in the UK and a resurrected queen. Queen Ann was the last queen over there if I have it right.


Dear Anne,
Since your ascendance to the throne in 1702 . . . there have been a few changes in the slavery laws and now they have that whole Geneva Convention thing that even gives prisoners certain rights. Slavery might not be all it is cracked up to be as you remember it. Being there are only a few hundred descendants sharing your considerable wealth and gold, you may find it more expedient to spend some cash and use employees to do your fetching. Employees can be much more predictable than any strapping young bucks you see fit and strong enough to burden the heavy load of fetching and carrying gold. From what I have seen, those TNG slaves can be ungrateful and demanding little bastards. Whereas with employees, you give them a coffee break and buy the donuts, they will love you for it.

Despite your motto, things really aren't "always the same".

Semper Eadem baby!

Kalon Eric





amaidiamond -> RE: I NEED slaves (5/22/2012 8:30:20 AM)

The OP's intro WAS snarkism right?

It was not serious?

Ummm either way, I must be a good girl so... welcome




DomMeinCT -> RE: I NEED slaves (5/22/2012 2:12:34 PM)


Resurrection woes
Body only, but no gold
Can't take it with you




kalikshama -> RE: I NEED slaves (5/22/2012 5:21:46 PM)

I'm looking for a deity on whom to stomp. Good luck in your quest.

[image]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/c/c1/Kali_lithograph.jpg/250px-Kali_lithograph.jpg[/image]




ResidentSadist -> RE: I NEED slaves (5/22/2012 5:57:03 PM)


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ORIGINAL: angelikaJ

You forgot Queen Vicky!
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ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist

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ORIGINAL: Seraphinna
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Welcome Your Majesty.. *bow*
I did not know that Zombies have Queen... ?

My body is very living, I am not a 'Zombie' My soul was simply transferred to another body. Anything else would of been to obvious[;)]

Okie dokie . . . you're in the UK and a resurrected queen. Queen Ann was the last queen over there if I have it right.


Dear Anne,
Since your ascendance to the throne in 1702 . . . there have been a few changes in the slavery laws and now they have that whole Geneva Convention thing that even gives prisoners certain rights. Slavery might not be all it is cracked up to be as you remember it. Being there are only a few hundred descendants sharing your considerable wealth and gold, you may find it more expedient to spend some cash and use employees to do your fetching. Employees can be much more predictable than any strapping young bucks you see fit and strong enough to burden the heavy load of fetching and carrying gold. From what I have seen, those TNG slaves can be ungrateful and demanding little bastards. Whereas with employees, you give them a coffee break and buy the donuts, they will love you for it.

Despite your motto, things really aren't "always the same".

Semper Eadem baby!

Kalon Eric



Damn . . . I better look up the succession to throne.

Luv ya!
[:)]




angelikaJ -> RE: I NEED slaves (5/22/2012 6:44:20 PM)


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ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist


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ORIGINAL: angelikaJ

You forgot Queen Vicky!
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ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist

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ORIGINAL: Seraphinna
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Welcome Your Majesty.. *bow*
I did not know that Zombies have Queen... ?

My body is very living, I am not a 'Zombie' My soul was simply transferred to another body. Anything else would of been to obvious[;)]

Okie dokie . . . you're in the UK and a resurrected queen. Queen Ann was the last queen over there if I have it right.


Dear Anne,
Since your ascendance to the throne in 1702 . . . there have been a few changes in the slavery laws and now they have that whole Geneva Convention thing that even gives prisoners certain rights. Slavery might not be all it is cracked up to be as you remember it. Being there are only a few hundred descendants sharing your considerable wealth and gold, you may find it more expedient to spend some cash and use employees to do your fetching. Employees can be much more predictable than any strapping young bucks you see fit and strong enough to burden the heavy load of fetching and carrying gold. From what I have seen, those TNG slaves can be ungrateful and demanding little bastards. Whereas with employees, you give them a coffee break and buy the donuts, they will love you for it.

Despite your motto, things really aren't "always the same".

Semper Eadem baby!

Kalon Eric



Damn . . . I better look up the succession to throne.

Luv ya!
[:)]


How could you forget Victoria... and all things Victorian.




Delilya -> RE: I NEED slaves (5/23/2012 2:38:11 PM)

I, the Great Earth Mother Goddess, welcome you to the forums and wish you good luck.




LaTigresse -> RE: I NEED slaves (5/23/2012 2:40:11 PM)

Welcome. I am LaT QueenofthefuckingUniverse.

Keep me supplied in good dark chocolate, port, and espresso, and I will not send my minions over to destroy your queendom.




ResidentSadist -> RE: I NEED slaves (5/23/2012 4:52:24 PM)

". . . good dark chocolate, port, and espresso"

Now that is a tribute I can relate to.




BurntKitty -> RE: I NEED slaves (5/23/2012 5:04:54 PM)


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ORIGINAL: LaTigresse

Welcome. I am LaT QueenofthefuckingUniverse.

Keep me supplied in good dark chocolate, port, and espresso, and I will not send my minions over to destroy your queendom.


I'll be a minion for that!




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