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RemoteUser -> Disturbing. (5/22/2012 8:18:35 AM)

I had just finished changing my profile, and was thinking about old religious practices. My mind hit on a splinter of the followers of Zeus that espoused sex between older men and younger boys; not well known and not with a large following, but they did exist because someone found writings about them.

This in turn made me think of the distant future, and people finding electronic fragments of CollarMe. Would they think we worshipped the god BoDSuM? Why did this entity have so many churches and chaotic splinterings (from Dom and Domme to Dominate and Domina!)?

How would they (those anonymous ghosts of the future) define the culture of the past from the flotsam floating here? [:D] What does CollarMe say about society, if anything? [8D]

I thought about all the lovely ways this could degenerate and saved the mods the hassle, by posting here to begin with. (You don't have to say thank you, but big warm overly affectionate hugs are always encouraged.)




SoulAlloy -> RE: Disturbing. (5/22/2012 11:44:30 AM)

Hell, who know's what'll be kinky then :p

I'm thinking forcefields, tentacles, zero gravity...

They might look back and laugh, thinking our kinky ways to be so primitive ;)




littlewonder -> RE: Disturbing. (5/22/2012 12:19:07 PM)

I don't think we'll have to worry about it. The planet won't be around long enough for that.
Plus we have so many records these days unlike the ancient world that the knowledge of everything we do and have will be at their fingertips.




LadyHibiscus -> RE: Disturbing. (5/22/2012 1:43:36 PM)

No Motel of the Mysteries here!

http://www.amazon.com/Motel-Mysteries-David-Macaulay/dp/0395284252




Winterapple -> RE: Disturbing. (5/22/2012 1:56:23 PM)

FR
In the future 50 Shades of Gray will be recognized as the
definitive authority on all things kinky.
Anything else will be viewed as hoax or heresy.




DesFIP -> RE: Disturbing. (5/22/2012 2:26:40 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus

No Motel of the Mysteries here!

http://www.amazon.com/Motel-Mysteries-David-Macaulay/dp/0395284252



Now I'll be up all night. There's an old science fiction book/story(?) based on a religion started by some ancient grocery list. I seem to think the list includes bagels.

If this rings a bell with anyone, I'd appreciate the name of it.




LadyHibiscus -> RE: Disturbing. (5/22/2012 2:29:17 PM)

Oh no, that sounds familiar to me, too... eeeh. Do I need to remember that much of the 70's?




DesFIP -> RE: Disturbing. (5/22/2012 5:15:38 PM)

http://www.amazon.com/Canticle-Leibowitz-Bantam-Spectra-Book/dp/0553379267

I found it! Yeah, now I can sleep tonight.
But no Kindle edition, darn it.




LadyHibiscus -> RE: Disturbing. (5/22/2012 5:18:15 PM)

Yes!! A classic! Thank you, I would have gone bonkers. Well bonkers-er.




ResidentSadist -> RE: Disturbing. (5/22/2012 6:08:56 PM)

quote:

Would they think we worshipped the god BoDSuM?


I they stumbled upon the ruins of my house, they would think I worshiped the god Bodum at the alter of the sacred coffee bean.

[img]http://www.oncoffeemakers.com/images/bodum-french-press-bistro.jpg[/img]




ModTwentyOne -> RE: Disturbing. (5/24/2012 9:42:38 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: RemoteUser

I thought about all the lovely ways this could degenerate and saved the mods the hassle, by posting here to begin with. (You don't have to say thank you, but big warm overly affectionate hugs are always encouraged.)


We're not service tops.

Mod21




RemoteUser -> RE: Disturbing. (5/24/2012 10:05:31 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: ModTwentyOne


quote:

ORIGINAL: RemoteUser

I thought about all the lovely ways this could degenerate and saved the mods the hassle, by posting here to begin with. (You don't have to say thank you, but big warm overly affectionate hugs are always encouraged.)


We're not service tops.

Mod21



Dang. Hey, I'm trying to have an interwebz fantasy here! A little help! Reach around! Poorly-written commentary...!

Anything...?

No?

Dammit.

You do realize in the future people will think that we were engaged in a mating ritual!





kittenheels43 -> RE: Disturbing. (5/24/2012 10:51:38 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: RemoteUser


quote:

ORIGINAL: ModTwentyOne


quote:

ORIGINAL: RemoteUser

I thought about all the lovely ways this could degenerate and saved the mods the hassle, by posting here to begin with. (You don't have to say thank you, but big warm overly affectionate hugs are always encouraged.)


We're not service tops.

Mod21



Dang. Hey, I'm trying to have an interwebz fantasy here! A little help! Reach around! Poorly-written commentary...!

Anything...?

No?

Dammit.

You do realize in the future people will think that we were engaged in a mating ritual!




well yeah... we are aren't we...?

well ok, not all of it involves bumping naughty bits, but the funnest bits usually do :D




RemoteUser -> RE: Disturbing. (5/24/2012 10:59:05 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: kittenheels43
well yeah... we are aren't we...?

well ok, not all of it involves bumping naughty bits, but the funnest bits usually do :D


Hold that thought, I have to go hump the dryer.

I mean, ADD SOFTENER. Yes.

o_O





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