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Get thee to a nunnery - 6/6/2006 1:48:05 PM

mnottertail

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Two nuns took their aging citroen on a tour of europe, stopping first at the vatican, where they had the pope bless their car and journey.

While traveling around in Transylvania, a draculean figure jumped on the hood of the car, growling and hissing, looking to tear up the nuns.

The passenger nun says, sister; turn on the windshield wipers and knock him off.
The driver did so. The vampire went swishing back and forth but hung on.

The passenger nun says, the pope has blessed the car, that means there is holy water in the washer fluid. Use it on him.
The driver did so. The vampire burned and smoked and sizzled where the holy water had touched him, but still hung on.

The passenger nun says, Sister! Sister! Curse him!
The driver nun says "Hey You! Fuck Face! Get off my Goddamn Car!

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RE: Get thee to a nunnery - 6/6/2006 2:08:26 PM

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quote:

The driver nun says "Hey You! Fuck Face! Get off my Goddamn Car!/quote]

Glad to know Sr. Mary Theresa, my 7th grade nun, is still around!

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RE: Get thee to a nunnery - 6/6/2006 2:43:17 PM

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My god! Are they all named Sr. Mary Theresa? I've known several of those in my time.

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RE: Get thee to a nunnery - 6/6/2006 2:53:15 PM

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Whew! Sure a big change from an older version:

   An Irish priest and a nun were driving through Transylvania one dark night. Suddenly a shape reared up in front of the car, and the priest jammed on the brakes. The figure spread its cape and said, "I vant to drink your blood!"
   "It's a vampire!" the priest yelled. "Quick, Sister, lean out the window and show him your cross!"
   And the nun leaned out and bellowed, "Get out of the road, ye worthless heathen idiot!"

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RE: Get thee to a nunnery - 6/6/2006 9:13:02 PM

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(laughing)

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RE: Get thee to a nunnery - 6/7/2006 12:12:58 AM

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