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exicruple -> live in (5/26/2012 3:53:51 AM)

were wanting a live in to complete us here female only




DarkSteven -> RE: live in (5/26/2012 4:08:04 AM)

Dude. Try this:

Go to a fishing lake that has thousands of fishermen on it. Each one has been sitting there, with his line dipped in the water, for years on and off. They've researched what baits are most effective, which lakes are best, etc. for years. Every few months, one of them catches a fish. You walk to the lake with no research and no bait, and throw a line in. You attach a picture of the frying pan you hope to cook the fish in.

That is EXACTLY what you're doing right now.

There are no official stats on the number of couples seeking a bi woman to join them versus the number of bi women seeking a couple, but my estimate is that it's something like 1000 to 1. You have not bothered to see what these women might want, you haven't even articulated to yourself what she'll be doing when not playing with you. Do you want a Domme, switch, or sub? Will she do housework for you? Will she work outside the home and contribute financially? You haven't painted a picture and I suspect you haven't even thought about what life with her would be like outside the bedroom, not that you have told her what it would be like in the bedroom.

The pictures of your cock and her tits? Every couple offers a cock and a pair of tits. Let her know what you can provide above and beyond body parts.

Good luck in your hunt.




niceguy88 -> RE: live in (5/26/2012 4:38:03 AM)

I saw your picture then read this
quote:

You attach a picture of the frying pan you hope to cook the fish in.
This made me laugh, best metaphor of the week! Welcome to the boards, all the best in your search DarkSteven has the right of it, you might want to improve your chances by doing some research and trying to make some friends around here, as the Mick Jagger says "You can't always get what you want..." and so on you get the picture.

Anyway, welcome to the site!




myotherself -> RE: live in (5/26/2012 5:10:41 AM)

Welcome OP!

I'm assuming you'll be wanting a sub to do the housework, judging by the collection of 'stuff' in your pic that's being slightly obstructed by your frying pan... [:D]




MsLadySue -> RE: live in (5/26/2012 5:16:45 AM)

Using a picture of your erect cock has lowered the chances of finding the unicorn you seek considerably. Woman, whether dominant or submissive, want to know about you as a person; interests (non-sexual), hobbies, etc. Your picture tells us the only thought put into this search has been done with the little head. Not a great way to promote yourself.

edited to add an 's'




Delilya -> RE: live in (5/26/2012 5:42:18 AM)

good luck




poise -> RE: live in (5/26/2012 5:52:42 AM)

It's even worse when it's someone elses frying pan. [:-]
He has 2 copies of this avatar image in his profile pictures,
and on one it has "AdultMatchDoctor" on it.




MissKittyDeVine -> RE: live in (5/26/2012 10:22:50 AM)

Well, Poise, they´re all dicks ...




ResidentSadist -> RE: live in (5/26/2012 10:29:56 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: DarkSteven

. . . Go to a fishing lake . . .

I couldn't help, I seriously thought you were gonna' tell him to tie some fishing line to his "pole".


To the OP, when you say "us", are you talking about you and your Johnson?




lizi -> RE: live in (5/26/2012 1:12:32 PM)

Hello there OP from the intro section of CM,

I'm not sure why you messaged me with your phone number for texting, but I have no desire to have a conversation with you. Someone looking at your profile may have other reasons to do so other than being interested in you personally. A cold day in hell is the phrase that comes to mind.

For crap's sake get rid of the dick pic as your primary, it's against the TOS of this site and also turns women off faster than a speeding bullet. The original dick donor give you the ok to post his pic since there is the name of another site on there as per Poise's heads up?




ChatteParfaitt -> RE: live in (5/26/2012 1:42:34 PM)

OMG Not *just* the egregious against TOS dick pic, but a *stolen* egregious, against TOS dick pic.

Lizi, you must feel so very specual.

Edited b/c I got my dicks and my picks mixed.




lizi -> RE: live in (5/26/2012 1:52:15 PM)

I know, it's killing me (in a good way!) that someone would put up a dick that didn't belong to him, thinking it was going to lure in women, and not even crop out the giveaway. Watch out now everyone, if you view their profile, they might assume you want to move in...I asked why they sent me the phone number, and the reply was that they were wanting someone to live with them. [8|]

I have to say Steven's post was spot on for accuracy in this situation...no clue at all.




LadyPact -> RE: live in (5/26/2012 6:15:12 PM)

Welcome to the forums, OP

It's folks like you who bring out the best in entertainment value.




DomMeinCT -> RE: live in (5/26/2012 6:29:32 PM)

Why a cock shot, dude?
Not unique, all men have them
Best in your search here




TNDommeK -> RE: live in (5/26/2012 6:31:55 PM)

Dicks and pics are often mixed up.

However I am waiting for the "put some pants on" dick..um....pic! Lol




MistressDarkArt -> RE: live in (5/26/2012 9:09:39 PM)

Holy bald-ass protruberance, Batman! Nix the dic pic, for the love of gawd. Having it as your avatar and first profile photo not only violates TOS, it's durn near a guarantee for your target audience to block and put your profile on hide. It is not helping your case. At all.

Welcome to the forums, and good luck with that thingy.




MistressDarkArt -> RE: live in (5/26/2012 9:13:24 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: TNDommeK

Dicks and pics are often mixed up.

However I am waiting for the "put some pants on" dick..um....pic! Lol


Jeepz, how could I forget? At your service, Ma'am!


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ashjor911 -> RE: live in (5/27/2012 6:29:42 AM)

Welcome




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