ADomDoc
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Joined: 11/8/2005 From: San Antonio Status: offline
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There are 2 lines in heaven for men: One for men who were henpecked and one for men who dominated their households. In the nearly 2,000 years on the job, St. Peter has never seen a man in the latter. One day, out of the corner of his eye he sees a man in line 2 and he inquires of him "My good and remarkable man, in all these years I've never had occasion to interview a man from this line. Can you give me a explanation of how it is that you come to be here? The slight figure sheepishly replies, " I really don't know. Just before I died, my wife told me that when I get up here, I should stand in this line.
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