Have you ever walked up to a cop and offered him a donut?

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yes

43% (10)

39% (9)

are you fuckin NUTS

17% (4)

Total Votes : 23

(last vote on : 10/8/2012 5:17:44 PM)
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Hillwilliam -> Have you ever walked up to a cop and offered him a donut? (5/27/2012 7:01:51 PM)
pretty simple. have ya? I have. [8D]

RemoteUser -> RE: Have you ever walked up to a cop and offered him a donut? (5/27/2012 7:07:01 PM)
Yes. I also asked him how far along he was. What was he going to do, bust me for sarcasm?

littlewonder -> RE: Have you ever walked up to a cop and offered him a donut? (5/27/2012 7:20:05 PM)
I've offered a coffee or water to one. I've offered to buy one a sandwich or something to eat when I saw him having to suffer a long day having to stand in sweltering heat, not being able to leave because he had to help secure a town from looting after a hurricane had hit.

LadyHibiscus -> RE: Have you ever walked up to a cop and offered him a donut? (5/27/2012 7:21:05 PM)
I avoid the police whenever possible. Though if I had a doughnut, and a cop, I would share.

Hillwilliam -> RE: Have you ever walked up to a cop and offered him a donut? (5/27/2012 7:27:52 PM)
They always know that my office has coffee, Cold bottled water and a bathroom. One day, though, they were running radar out of the parking lot and I had a dozen donuts so............

LadyHibiscus -> RE: Have you ever walked up to a cop and offered him a donut? (5/27/2012 7:31:26 PM)
Running fucking RADAR? DO NOT GET ME STARTED.

littlewonder -> RE: Have you ever walked up to a cop and offered him a donut? (5/27/2012 7:35:15 PM)
At my last job I worked with the sheriff's office everyday and we always had donuts or some kind of pastries or baked goods or bagels in the office in the mornings. I always invited the sheriffs' to whatever we had on the back table. Others always knew they were more than welcome to come in anytime and help themselves. I kinda liked having them around. They were great guys for the most part.

Kaliko -> RE: Have you ever walked up to a cop and offered him a donut? (5/27/2012 7:44:23 PM)
Yes. Having worked in a breakfast restaurant all through high school and college, I've offered many cops many things.

mummyman321 -> RE: Have you ever walked up to a cop and offered him a donut? (5/27/2012 8:50:45 PM)
I have 2 family members in law enforcement. So yes I have offered donuts to them. But not when they were on duty!

ResidentSadist -> RE: Have you ever walked up to a cop and offered him a donut? (5/27/2012 10:19:53 PM)
Yes, but they weren't strangers. I had an elaborate coffee bar in my recording studio. I had those Bunn coffee makers, custom roasted to order beans and a big brass commercial grade espresso machine. It also had snacks, including donuts. I was involved in sponsoring some local programs like Cops for Kids because I was friends with a lot of the local cops. They knew they could stop in at the studio if the front doors were open and the parking lot empty. I had the best coffee in town and they visited often. Some of the cops were musicians and had a wedding band that played weekend gigs. I used loan them PA gear for free.

YSG -> RE: Have you ever walked up to a cop and offered him a donut? (5/28/2012 4:49:30 AM)
As a matter of fact, I have. I got pulled over one morning on the way to work, and I happened to have a dozen donuts that I was taking to work w me. The cop walks up to my window, giving me the tough guy schtick (I live in a small suburb, no need for that really). Finally, I say "Officer, would it help you feel better if I offered you a donut" and I held up my box for him to see. He lost his composure and started laughing. Needless to say, I got out of the ticket.

ashjor911 -> RE: Have you ever walked up to a cop and offered him a donut? (5/28/2012 5:01:59 AM)
no.. but i have bribe a cop before & with that money.. he would buy coffee`

PeonForHer -> RE: Have you ever walked up to a cop and offered him a donut? (5/28/2012 5:20:49 AM)
If this is related to fatness - I did once bellow at a cop to stop chasing a skinny teenager who'd nicked something at the local shopping precinct. The man must have been carrying at least fifty percent beyond his healthy weight. Disgraceful, really, for a cop. Still, he looked seriously in danger of a coronary.

LaTigresse -> RE: Have you ever walked up to a cop and offered him a donut? (5/28/2012 5:49:21 AM)
Even though we have quite a few friends in various branches of law enforcement I do not believe I have ever offered one a doughnut. Other food items, beverages, alcohol and otherwise. Offered to hold one's urinal of beer so he could better take a shot in a pool tournament. Generic Dude just reminded me of the time I offered the local SWAT team hummus when they invaded the house I was socializing at.

JstAnotherSub -> RE: Have you ever walked up to a cop and offered him a donut? (5/28/2012 5:53:30 AM)
Only one I know though. He told me if he ever pulled me over and thought I had some porch on me he was gonna make me dance, or suck his dick, or both. Whatevah, he took the donut.

ashjor911 -> RE: Have you ever walked up to a cop and offered him a donut? (5/28/2012 10:03:32 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LaTigresse Generic Dude just reminded me of the time I offered the local SWAT team hummus when they invaded the house I was socializing at. I would contact my people... & new law would come up.... NO HUMMUS FOR YOU ANYMORE....

LaTigresse -> RE: Have you ever walked up to a cop and offered him a donut? (5/28/2012 11:23:20 AM)
So you are stingy with hummus are you?

ashjor911 -> RE: Have you ever walked up to a cop and offered him a donut? (5/28/2012 12:12:04 PM)
no, ... in general.. but in your case... hell yeah PS: hummus is not for eating... its for licking "it" from boobies..[8D]

LaTigresse -> RE: Have you ever walked up to a cop and offered him a donut? (5/28/2012 12:42:33 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: ashjor911 no, ... in general.. but in your case... hell yeah PS: hummus is not for eating... its for licking "it" from boobies..[8D] No donuts for you!

dreamofthemoon -> RE: Have you ever walked up to a cop and offered him a donut? (5/28/2012 3:10:17 PM)
I'm with Hibbie on this. I would if I had. quote: ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus I avoid the police whenever possible. Though if I had a doughnut, and a cop, I would share.

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