CynthiaWVirginia -> RE: Gawdamn fucking carnivores.... (6/2/2012 1:05:39 AM)
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ORIGINAL: LookieNoNookie Jesus fucking H...... I own a carnivore....leaves me a damn biscuit EVERY gawdamn night...sometimes at my damned head...wiggling.... It's like he wants to tell me "Daddy...I love you....here....check this out...it's a rat...I know you don't really care for them but....it's my gift to you....here....suck on this...." Fucking gawdamn cats. Aw, your kitty loves you and thinks you are a lousy hunter, lol, and need teaching. The dead stuff is for someone they consider their baby, the mutilated but wriggling is to wake up an older kitten's hunting instinct. I have six cats. We are letting a young female (2 years old) outside and my older male cat is taking it upon himself to Mommy her, and all kinds of dead things are appearing on my door mat. At least it's not an old cat I used to have that thought I was her baby...dead rodents, birds and bugs appeared on my bed or pillow. Just wait until they think you are ready for "big game" and bring home adult birds unharmed and...release them into your house so that they fly around from room to room. If you open a window, you get that, "Gawd you're more mentally handicapped than I thought" look. A friend of mine's cat had an overwhelming mothering instinct and kept bringing home new "babies". Often rabbits and mice.
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