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VandalHeart -> Superpowers!!! (6/6/2006 8:32:34 PM)

OK, something Gage said on the Make a Wish thread made me remember this, and I don't think I've started this thread on collarchat, but I may have.  Either way, I've done this on other sites, and it can be kind of fun.

Pick a superpower, try not to go too over the top with it or explain the rules for too horribly long.  Here's what makes it so fun, though:  Describe what you would do with these powers.  If you can, try to connect what you do with what the person before you did - either helping or hindering.

I want the ability for complete stealth.  Invisible and silent.  I would use this power to gather information on people for various reasons - finding out what people really think, gearing up for blackmail, free porn, etc.




BitaTruble -> RE: Superpowers!!! (6/6/2006 8:47:05 PM)

I'll take the ability of instant teleportation.. pop up behind Van, steal his information then pop out before he can catch me.




VandalHeart -> RE: Superpowers!!! (6/6/2006 9:01:48 PM)

Dammit!!!




Petruchio -> RE: Superpowers!!! (6/6/2006 9:28:05 PM)

Har har har. I'm evil genius MONEY MAN with unlimited funds from illegal campaign contributions.

I'll simply buy the private and personal info from Bita and Vandal and sell it to the White House.




VandalHeart -> RE: Superpowers!!! (6/6/2006 9:32:21 PM)

I sneak up behind Petruchio and LAUGH.  They don't buy the info, because they already have it all.  Where did you think I was eavesdropping?  I told you, finding out what people really think, gathering blackmail material, and free porn.  DUH!




VandalHeart -> RE: Superpowers!!! (6/6/2006 9:33:22 PM)

Besides, if you have unlimited funds, why would you need to sell anything?




BitaTruble -> RE: Superpowers!!! (6/6/2006 9:37:48 PM)

He's got ya there Petruchio.

Btw: Any luck on knotting that cherry stem with your tongue yet? [;)]




txsubbie -> RE: Superpowers!!! (6/6/2006 9:41:36 PM)

Hrmm I thought tying cherry stems into a knot with your tongue was a requirement for subbies...




BitaTruble -> RE: Superpowers!!! (6/6/2006 9:42:32 PM)

True, true.. but I was mentoring Petruchio on the subject. [;)]




angelface183 -> RE: Superpowers!!! (6/6/2006 9:43:09 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: txsubbie

Hrmm I thought tying cherry stems into a knot with your tongue was a requirement for subbies...


I hope not, because I cannot do it!  But my mother can....




Petruchio -> RE: Superpowers!!! (6/6/2006 9:43:44 PM)

quote:

I sneak up behind Petruchio and LAUGH. They don't buy the info, because they already have it all. Where did you think I was eavesdropping? I told you, finding out what people really think, gathering blackmail material, and free porn. DUH!


ZAP! POW!

Oh, woe. (wrapping cape around face and sneaking away to peddle info to Halliburton)


quote:

Any luck on knotting that cherry stem with your tongue yet?


Hey, Bita! You've got your very own superpower!




txsubbie -> RE: Superpowers!!! (6/6/2006 9:45:47 PM)

angelface..Practice!! *grins* Bita..so sorry to butt in on a mentoring session *smiles* Hope it all goes well ;)




Petruchio -> RE: Superpowers!!! (6/6/2006 9:46:21 PM)

quote:

Hrmm I thought tying cherry stems into a knot with your tongue was a requirement for subbies...

I hope not, because I cannot do it! But my mother can....


And your mother with folded arms says, "And your point is?"




VandalHeart -> RE: Superpowers!!! (6/6/2006 9:46:27 PM)

How's this for a superpower?

An old girlfriend of mine was a genius.  We and some friends were having dinner at a buffet restaurant, and she came to the table with a clear bowl of ice cream, but there were gummi bears showing plain as day at the bottom.  She stuck a straw in the ice-cream and started sucking multiple colors through the straw.  I got the respect for scoring a girlfriend that could suck gummi bears through a straw and she never told any of them that it was actually jello hidden in the bowl.




Petruchio -> RE: Superpowers!!! (6/6/2006 9:53:21 PM)

quote:

I got the respect for scoring a girlfriend that could suck gummi bears through a straw


Wow. This is turning into REAL superpowers.

I had an oral girlfriend who could tell the color of M$Ms by taste alone.




VandalHeart -> RE: Superpowers!!! (6/6/2006 9:57:30 PM)

...um...DAMN...that's just crazy

And you're right, this thread is mutating.  OK, if it's real, it's real.  If it goes towards the original subject, we can pick back up where we left off.




BitaTruble -> RE: Superpowers!!! (6/6/2006 10:28:26 PM)

::takes on the ability of super strength, picks up Ven and teleports off to Turkey for some REAL coffee where they don't put FUCKING flavorings in it!::




VandalHeart -> RE: Superpowers!!! (6/6/2006 10:30:27 PM)

You know Celeste. just for that, you don't get any of the Jamaican Blue Mountain I just bought...without doing something for me




BitaTruble -> RE: Superpowers!!! (6/7/2006 12:38:20 AM)

Oh???? And what, exactly and as detailed as possible, do I need to 'do' to.. um.. for you?

[8D]




zumala -> RE: Superpowers!!! (6/7/2006 7:12:46 AM)

Super powers, huh?  That's easy.  I'd be able to communicate with any animal.  Then we'd team up and start causing trouble for those who are destroying the environment and don't give a shit.  [;)] 
 
Wow that could be really fun, now that I think about it.  Send in mice to nibble building plans, raccoons to keep someone awake all night by making racket with trashcan lids, bats as watchmen so I can remove nuts and bults from a bulldozer...  [;)]
 
Yes, I'm in a silly mood today.
 
zuma




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