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LanceHughes -> RE: be my sex slave... (6/7/2012 9:44:26 PM)
The blonde Hollywood bomb-shell wrote to Hemingway saying, "I want to make love to you. Imagine our chidren. My looks and your brain." Hemingway responded, "Imagine the reverse." OOPS! Anti-gold rim message protection post follows: Welcome to the discussion side of CM. Like the others, I suggest an avatar that isn't against TOS.

WinsomeDefiance -> RE: be my sex slave... (6/7/2012 9:48:05 PM)
Yikes, viewed the profile and WHAM there it was. It felt like getting slapped right in the eyeballs. You know you aren't actually going blind, but you sorta kinda pray that you do.

LanceHughes -> RE: be my sex slave... (6/7/2012 10:00:23 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: WinsomeDefiance Yikes, viewed the profile and WHAM there it was. It felt like getting slapped right in the eyeballs. You know you aren't actually going blind, but you sorta kinda pray that you do. I was aware, so kinda looked to side. His location is Bosnia..... Obviously, he thinks this is a "submissive woman" equals "fuckable woman" pick-up site. OOPS! Anti-gold rim message protection post follows: Welcome to the discussion side of CM. Like the others, I suggest an avatar that isn't against TOS.

MistressDarkArt -> RE: be my sex slave... (6/7/2012 10:47:39 PM)
It's gone now, WinsomeD. But...what has been seen, cannot be unseen. [sm=ugh.gif]

angelikaJ -> RE: be my sex slave... (6/8/2012 1:17:59 AM)
Oh my gosh! A penis that can type? [sm=onphone.gif] What other tricks can it do... . If you toss it away from you, can it find it's way home or do you have to go looking for it, does it know how to play fetch, and I have to ask: does it know how to cook? Will it wash my windows? Vacuum out my car? [sm=duel.gif] Did you know your penis was even looking for a sex slave? [sm=doghouse.gif] I do have another thought: if you were to send it off to a gay master then maybe it could come back well taught and you would have your very own service sub/sex slave. Then you won't have to bear the embarrassment of having a penis that can't read the Terms of Service and one that goes behind your back posting things to random strangers on the internet.

BeautyDebased -> RE: be my sex slave... (6/8/2012 4:01:21 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MistressDarkArt Show women your dick and they think you're a dick. Show 'em your ass, they think you're an ass, so don't try that one either. 'Nuff said. [sm=jaw.gif] Now I know what a penis looks like, thanks for the lesson in anatomy OP. Some people just never will get that is the very last thing anyone wants to be confronted with, worse...when it's people who have viewed you and you can't delete the image [sm=blasted.gif]

hangemhigh1953 -> RE: be my sex slave... (6/8/2012 4:13:52 AM)
You already have a sexual partner that will do exactly what you want it to do. It's called a hand.

amaidiamond -> RE: be my sex slave... (6/8/2012 5:26:59 AM)
Ewwwww I can't unsee that... Memory bleach... quick... Welcome to the Forums OP, Like others i would say loose the cock shot it is quite possibly the ultimate in bad advertising

WinsomeDefiance -> RE: be my sex slave... (6/8/2012 10:43:16 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: angelikaJ Oh my gosh! A penis that can type? [sm=onphone.gif] What other tricks can it do... . If you toss it away from you, can it find it's way home or do you have to go looking for it... I don't know about his, but every dick I've tossed away has managed to find his way back. I think they come equipped with GPS or something. WinD

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