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punisher440 -> Al Qaeda offshoot offers bounty on Obama's head (6/11/2012 2:41:09 PM)
The al Qaeda affiliate in Somalia has mocked the new $33 million bounty on its top leaders heads by offering its own bounty for President Obama and Secretary of State Hillary Clinton – 10 camels for Obama and 20 chickens for Clinton. "Anyone who helps the Mujahideen find the whereabouts of Obama and Hillary Clinton will be rewarded with 10 Camels to the information leading to Obama and 10 hens and 10 cocks for Hillary," said senior Shabaab commander Fuad Mohamed Khalaf in a statement reported on numerous websites. For the rest of the story read here>> http://news.yahoo.com/al-qaeda-offshoot-offers-camels-obamas-head-hens-165924543--abc-news-topstories.html I'll be nice and not say anything about the 10 cocks for Hillary......[sm=zipmouth.gif]

Slavehandsome -> RE: Al Qaeda offshoot offers bounty on Obama's head (6/11/2012 2:44:25 PM)
Is Obama actually worth 10 camels? I could see that I guess.

Hillwilliam -> RE: Al Qaeda offshoot offers bounty on Obama's head (6/11/2012 2:46:24 PM)
Are the camels still virgins?

subrob1967 -> RE: Al Qaeda offshoot offers bounty on Obama's head (6/11/2012 2:47:00 PM)
Let's see, Muslims offered 100 Camels for Mohammad, and 10 camels for Obama... Does this mean they think the president is a Muslim? After all, they only offered 10 hens and 10 cocks for Clinton[:-]

SternSkipper -> RE: Al Qaeda offshoot offers bounty on Obama's head (6/11/2012 6:01:34 PM)
quote: Are the camels still virgins? Always looking for the potential it would have to to you as a sex trade mogul, aren't you?

LookieNoNookie -> RE: Al Qaeda offshoot offers bounty on Obama's head (6/11/2012 6:26:05 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Slavehandsome Is Obama actually worth 10 camels? I could see that I guess. I'm having a hard time with that one..... http://www.chacha.com/question/how-much-is-a-camel-worth

DarkSteven -> RE: Al Qaeda offshoot offers bounty on Obama's head (6/11/2012 6:44:57 PM)
If they're unsuccessful, they get 72 virgins.

TheHeretic -> RE: Al Qaeda offshoot offers bounty on Obama's head (6/11/2012 6:56:15 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Hillwilliam Are the camels still virgins? ROFL!

Musicmystery -> RE: Al Qaeda offshoot offers bounty on Obama's head (6/11/2012 8:03:07 PM)
Does PayPal even convert dollars and camels?

tj444 -> RE: Al Qaeda offshoot offers bounty on Obama's head (6/11/2012 8:10:22 PM)
what about giving them this guy.. Think they could tell the difference?

Hillwilliam -> RE: Al Qaeda offshoot offers bounty on Obama's head (6/11/2012 8:23:39 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: SternSkipper quote: Are the camels still virgins? Always looking for the potential it would have to to you as a sex trade mogul, aren't you? The Real Esate market is picking up but it's still shitty. I gotta make a living somehow.

punisher440 -> RE: Al Qaeda offshoot offers bounty on Obama's head (6/11/2012 10:52:50 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: tj444 what about giving them this guy.. Think they could tell the difference? From the way the piece is written,they did not say you had to deliver Obama,just tell them where he is.So no need in sending a decoy, just wait until you know he is in the White House,inform Al Qaeda that he is there and wait for your camels.I wonder how they will be delivered...FedEx,UPS or DHL? Knowing my luck,the camels would be packed with explosives.And do not think our government would not check this out,I know someone that was investigated by the F.B.I. because someone called them and said this person had stuffed a goat full of explosives and was planning to send it to W. when he was in office.Her life wasn't much fun for a while until the F.B.I. figured out the caller was mad because her son was dating his grand daughter...[sm=ofcourse.gif]

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