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Write a story... - 6/12/2012 6:50:26 PM   
Karmastic


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1. I will start a story and set it up.

2. The next person should add one sentence to the story in the next post. This rule is very important, to allow the story to take on the life of the populace, so to speak, rather than the direction one person wants it to take.

3. Post as often as you want, but don't make two consecutive posts.

4. It's okay to weave in real people (their handles) from the board as long as you're nice - this should not become a flame fest.

5. The story can take any direction you want, but it never ends.

*cut to musty old book being opened, someone off-camera blowing off the dust, and starting to read...*

Once upon a time, there was a town called Festival, located on Beta III, where everyone did what it is they do, and vanilla was only a flavor at the ice cream parlor. (insert next sentence)



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RE: Write a story... - 6/12/2012 10:54:32 PM   
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Status: offline 		Once upon a time, there was a town called Festival, located on Beta III, where everyone did what it is they do, and vanilla was only a flavor at the ice cream parlor. Then some chocolate ice cream loving aliens came to visit. Upon discovering only vanilla, they flew into a rage and flew off. While leaving, in anger, they unleashed a death ray from space killing everyone.


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RE: Write a story... - 6/13/2012 7:19:41 AM   
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Once upon a time, there was a town called Festival, located on Beta III, where everyone did what it is they do, and vanilla was only a flavor at the ice cream parlor. Then some chocolate ice cream loving aliens came to visit. Upon discovering only vanilla, they flew into a rage and flew off. While leaving, in anger, they unleashed a death ray from space killing everyone. However, much to their horror, the chocolate ice cream lovers found themselves infected with spores from Beta III, changing them into vanilla lovers with no cure in sight!

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RE: Write a story... - 6/13/2012 11:45:50 AM   
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Status: offline 		Once upon a time, there was a town called Festival, located on Beta III, where everyone did what it is they do, and vanilla was only a flavor at the ice cream parlor. Then some chocolate ice cream loving aliens came to visit. Upon discovering only vanilla, they flew into a rage and flew off. While leaving, in anger, they unleashed a death ray from space killing everyone. However, much to their horror, the chocolate ice cream lovers found themselves infected with spores from Beta III, changing them into vanilla lovers with no cure in sight!

Since they were vanilla lovers now, they called Dr. Spock to see if he could help them.

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RE: Write a story... - 6/13/2012 12:24:18 PM   
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Status: offline 		Once upon a time, there was a town called Festival, located on Beta III, where everyone did what it is they do, and vanilla was only a flavor at the ice cream parlor. Then some chocolate ice cream loving aliens came to visit. Upon discovering only vanilla, they flew into a rage and flew off. While leaving, in anger, they unleashed a death ray from space killing everyone. However, much to their horror, the chocolate ice cream lovers found themselves infected with spores from Beta III, changing them into vanilla lovers with no cure in sight!

Since they were vanilla lovers now, they called Dr. Spock to see if he could help them. Dr. Spock replied that he wished he could help but that his areas of expertise were relationship and child-rearing therefore appetite change was outside of his sphere of influence and suggested they perhaps call Martha Stewart.

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RE: Write a story... - 6/13/2012 7:22:35 PM   
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ORIGINAL: RemoteUser

(RS can't count. We forgive him though. After all, mass destruction, hey.)

Hey now ... it could have been picked up 'cliff hanger' style or using deus ex machina with divine intervention like

"Little did we know at the time, but the death ray interacted with a rare element in the soil releasing a toxic gas that reanimated all the corpses. Now the zombies wander around in search of vanilla ice cream."


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RE: Write a story... - 6/14/2012 3:37:54 PM   
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ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist
"Little did we know at the time, but the death ray interacted with a rare element in the soil releasing a toxic gas that reanimated all the corpses. Now the zombies wander around in search of vanilla ice cream."

i dunno where this fits in ;(

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Once upon a time, there was a town called Festival, located on Beta III, where everyone did what it is they do, and vanilla was only a flavor at the ice cream parlor. Then some chocolate ice cream loving aliens came to visit. Upon discovering only vanilla, they flew into a rage and flew off. While leaving, in anger, they unleashed a death ray from space killing everyone. However, much to their horror, the chocolate ice cream lovers found themselves infected with spores from Beta III, changing them into vanilla lovers with no cure in sight!

Since they were vanilla lovers now, they called Dr. Spock to see if he could help them. Dr. Spock replied that he wished he could help but that his areas of expertise were relationship and child-rearing therefore appetite change was outside of his sphere of influence and suggested they perhaps call Martha Stewart.

Martha turned out to be quite a godsend. ...




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RE: Write a story... - 6/14/2012 3:52:40 PM   
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RE: Write a story... - 6/14/2012 5:31:47 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Deliena

Once upon a time, there was a town called Festival, located on Beta III, where everyone did what it is they do, and vanilla was only a flavor at the ice cream parlor. Then some chocolate ice cream loving aliens came to visit. Upon discovering only vanilla, they flew into a rage and flew off. While leaving, in anger, they unleashed a death ray from space killing everyone. However, much to their horror, the chocolate ice cream lovers found themselves infected with spores from Beta III, changing them into vanilla lovers with no cure in sight!

Since they were vanilla lovers now, they called Dr. Spock to see if he could help them. Dr. Spock replied that he wished he could help but that his areas of expertise were relationship and child-rearing therefore appetite change was outside of his sphere of influence and suggested they perhaps call Martha Stewart.


HEY!!!!!

You can't keep repeating the same gawdammed story.....it has to be an extension!

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RE: Write a story... - 6/14/2012 5:34:09 PM   
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Status: offline 		Okay.....here goes (now ADD to it....quit fucking repeating gawdammit!!!!):

So anyway....I was driving down this street and, having a rather fine day I decided to get an ice cream cone....pulled in to the local 5 and dime and found an ex of mine...she was dating a rock star....some dude that thought he was the shit, but he'd never be anything frankly....

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RE: Write a story... - 6/15/2012 1:13:25 PM   
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RE: Write a story... - 6/16/2012 6:10:50 AM   
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Status: offline 		Once upon a time, there was a town called Festival, located on Beta III, where everyone did what it is they do, and vanilla was only a flavor at the ice cream parlor. Then some chocolate ice cream loving aliens came to visit. Upon discovering only vanilla, they flew into a rage and flew off. While leaving, in anger, they unleashed a death ray from space killing everyone. However, much to their horror, the chocolate ice cream lovers found themselves infected with spores from Beta III, changing them into vanilla lovers with no cure in sight!

Since they were vanilla lovers now, they called Dr. Spock to see if he could help them. Dr. Spock replied that he wished he could help but that his areas of expertise were relationship and child-rearing therefore appetite change was outside of his sphere of influence and suggested they perhaps call Martha Stewart.

So anyway....I was driving down this street and, having a rather fine day I decided to get an ice cream cone....pulled in to the local 5 and dime and found an ex of mine...she was dating a rock star....some dude that thought he was the shit, but he'd never be anything frankly....because he had arthritis and the world's smallest mouth.

I knew that at one point he had gone down on Martha Stewart and, whilst she had rejected him because his tiny mouth made his oral skills awful, i thought he might still have her phone number which i could use to call her and try to help the aliens.

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RE: Write a story... - 6/16/2012 9:53:05 AM   
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Status: offline 		Once upon a time, there was a town called Festival, located on Beta III, where everyone did what it is they do, and vanilla was only a flavor at the ice cream parlor. Then some chocolate ice cream loving aliens came to visit. Upon discovering only vanilla, they flew into a rage and flew off. While leaving, in anger, they unleashed a death ray from space killing everyone. However, much to their horror, the chocolate ice cream lovers found themselves infected with spores from Beta III, changing them into vanilla lovers with no cure in sight!

Since they were vanilla lovers now, they called Dr. Spock to see if he could help them. Dr. Spock replied that he wished he could help but that his areas of expertise were relationship and child-rearing therefore appetite change was outside of his sphere of influence and suggested they perhaps call Martha Stewart.

So anyway....I was driving down this street and, having a rather fine day I decided to get an ice cream cone....pulled in to the local 5 and dime and found an ex of mine...she was dating a rock star....some dude that thought he was the shit, but he'd never be anything frankly....because he had arthritis and the world's smallest mouth.

Martha turned out to be quite a godsend. I knew that at one point he had gone down on Martha Stewart and, whilst she had rejected him because his tiny mouth made his oral skills awful, i thought he might still have her phone number which i could use to call her and try to help the aliens.

It turned out that the Aliens were on the Sprint plan, and they didn't have coverage for that area, and never received the call.


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