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LookieNoNookie -> RE: Playboy TV Host turned Goddess (6/15/2012 6:20:37 PM)


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ORIGINAL: TheGoddessRandi

Hello My Minions.

I am here and ready to be worshipped like the true Goddess I am. I have perfect feet Im young beautiful and more dominant than any woman you will ever meet.

Go *personal contact info removed by VideoAdminXi* NOW AND FILL OUT MY SLAVE APPLICATION FORM!

I am accepting new slaves to My army so don't miss your chance to serve ME!

Forever

Goddess Randi


Goddess Randy....thank you for posting.

I don't have minions....(I'm a male sub) so I have min.

I too am ready to be worshiped by hot babes like yourself.

Bring it.....it's you and me hon....I'm ready for you.

I prefer cash by the way.




LaTigresse -> RE: Playboy TV Host turned Goddess (6/15/2012 6:26:58 PM)


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ORIGINAL: Delilya

I, the great Earth Mother Goddess, welcome you to collarme.


Ya. And you can add a welcome from TheQueenoftheFuckingUniverse.....and her minions........to that also. Her minions are WAY cuter than yours btw.

And damn, that is one gnarly set of big toes. Oh, and GR, who the fuck stole your ass????



MissKittyDeVine -> RE: Playboy TV Host turned Goddess (6/16/2012 3:40:39 AM)

Is there zombie killing to be done? Count me in ...

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MissKittyDeVine -> RE: Playboy TV Host turned Goddess (6/16/2012 3:45:53 AM)

Look, forumites, do not make me look at a duckface profile when I am firing an Uzi. I think I just took out half of Collarme while choking with laughter. Do those perfect feet have corns or bunions?



Deliena -> RE: Playboy TV Host turned Goddess (6/16/2012 5:26:54 AM)

Kitty with an Uzi /swoon



amaidiamond -> RE: Playboy TV Host turned Goddess (6/16/2012 6:42:07 AM)

Hiya OP

If you decide to give up the act and serve a superior being, you can fill in my application form to become one of my dish washers....

It will be much more fufilling for you... everyone KNOWS duck lips make you a twue slut slave




Delilya -> RE: Playboy TV Host turned Goddess (6/16/2012 6:49:26 AM)

Yippie, between BK's kitties (if I can get them to stop chasing squirrels), MKD's uzi toting kitties and all the pro-offered amo, we're sure to win the zombie war.



OohAahMrs -> RE: Playboy TV Host turned Goddess (6/16/2012 7:54:53 AM)

Er........welcome, great white goddess, from across the water, who comes to us in big silver bird! Did i see something about $$$ on your site, unfortunately, i pressed the wrong button and burnt all that lot and i sent the army the wrong way and they marched off a cliff, er maybe you should go back to the day job?



kalikshama -> RE: Playboy TV Host turned Goddess (6/16/2012 9:03:28 AM)

OP - welcome from the Goddess of Time and Change.

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The great Earth Mother Goddess lies supine at my feet. Her priestesses now wail naked in my chains! Their shrill shrieking lamentations shall go unheeded as I pry open their virgin locks!

Ahem.

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OsideGirl -> RE: Playboy TV Host turned Goddess (6/16/2012 9:05:56 AM)

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kalikshama -> RE: Playboy TV Host turned Goddess (6/16/2012 9:06:07 AM)

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TNDommeK -> RE: Playboy TV Host turned Goddess (6/16/2012 12:01:53 PM)

So I say we start a pool to see who would win between this queen and our resurrected queen.



MistressDarkArt -> RE: Playboy TV Host turned Goddess (6/16/2012 12:20:52 PM)

I also suggest we start a thread with a cell-phone bathroom mirror bird-flipping duck lips photo contest. Would it go in Polls or Off-Topic?



kalikshama -> RE: Playboy TV Host turned Goddess (6/16/2012 12:46:11 PM)

/mourns the loss of Random Stupidity/



MistressDarkArt -> RE: Playboy TV Host turned Goddess (6/16/2012 2:29:02 PM)

OMG, I hadn't even noticed that! It would have been PERFECT there!



ResidentSadist -> RE: Playboy TV Host turned Goddess (6/17/2012 4:49:08 PM)

With all that playboy bunny boobage, I think your minions will have only one burning question:

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kalikshama -> RE: Playboy TV Host turned Goddess (6/17/2012 4:50:39 PM)

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LafayetteLady -> RE: Playboy TV Host turned Goddess (6/17/2012 5:04:24 PM)

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ORIGINAL: TNDommeK

So I say we start a pool to see who would win between this queen and our resurrected queen.


With any luck they would cancel each other out.



angelikaJ -> RE: Playboy TV Host turned Goddess (6/17/2012 5:16:15 PM)

Your toenails are quite long.

I might be wrong but it also looks like you are beginning to get hammer toes.



BurntKitty -> RE: Playboy TV Host turned Goddess (6/17/2012 5:45:56 PM)


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ORIGINAL: angelikaJ

Your toenails are quite long.

I might be wrong but it also looks like you are beginning to get hammer toes.


Hammer Time!

I'll take 1st watch.

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