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RE: The Worst Sub You Ever Met? - 6/14/2012 6:19:25 PM

IronWithVelvet

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I think that by nature submissives are just more prone to piss and moan than are Dominants.

Could it be that some subs subconsciously are compelled to whine in order to broadcast their need to have their ass reddened or whatever else they aren’t getting enough of?

As a sub, I find that offensive....nice bike by the way.....I feel the need to come kick your ass.....tell me where you'll be and the date....I'll check with my staff and see if I'm available.

(I have people to see and times that are well prepared in advance....call my people....).

Ehhhhh....you're 59....I got a few on you....you ain't shit (although you do look like you could run faster than me....but I have a Pinto station wagon....and that piece of shit you have in your photo.....ehhh.....fuck you).

(Said, by the way...in the most submissive of ways).

Damned! I do so love making you subs talk dirty!
I would give a FY back at you, but, Hell, you already drive a Pinto, Sweet Thing..

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RE: The Worst Sub You Ever Met? - 6/14/2012 6:30:41 PM

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When they finally broke up he took her cat and nail gunned it to her front door.

And hopefully she nail gunned his testicles to her front porch rail, then used strips of peeled raw Tepin and Scotch Bonnets as electrodes up his ass and peehole with enough current to light up Manhattan. F*ckwad!!

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RE: The Worst Sub You Ever Met? - 6/14/2012 7:13:06 PM

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ORIGINAL: IronWithVelvet

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ORIGINAL: IronWithVelvet

I think that by nature submissives are just more prone to piss and moan than are Dominants.

Could it be that some subs subconsciously are compelled to whine in order to broadcast their need to have their ass reddened or whatever else they aren’t getting enough of?

As a sub, I find that offensive....nice bike by the way.....I feel the need to come kick your ass.....tell me where you'll be and the date....I'll check with my staff and see if I'm available.

(I have people to see and times that are well prepared in advance....call my people....).

Ehhhhh....you're 59....I got a few on you....you ain't shit (although you do look like you could run faster than me....but I have a Pinto station wagon....and that piece of shit you have in your photo.....ehhh.....fuck you).

(Said, by the way...in the most submissive of ways).

Damned! I do so love making you subs talk dirty!
I would give a FY back at you, but, Hell, you already drive a Pinto, Sweet Thing..

Don't fuck with me man....I have an 8 track....and I KNOW HOW TO USE IT!!!!!!

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RE: The Worst Sub You Ever Met? - 6/14/2012 7:48:00 PM

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Worst one I ever had was the one I just released. She lied about washing her hands (we are germaphobes here), who the fuck does that. She lied about not flushing the toilet a few times. Gross. She left the stove on countless times. She did that "word for word" thing, I hate that. Just say "ok". She belched worse than a man, and smacked, chewed with her mouth wide open, she tried to eat everything in the house and masked it by saying she was cooking for Me. She was a compulsive liar, meaning lied for no reason, about dumb shit. Was more interested in being online that being of service. No amount of training worked on this waste. Bottom line, she was not a slave at heart, she was a slave of pleasure. She only was a slave when sex was involved. This is way further than the bedroom for Me. So she had to go. Well she was released for more than just those reasons but that was mainly the start of it. And her foot massages sucked. I can literally go on for ever...

Geez..

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RE: The Worst Sub You Ever Met? - 6/14/2012 7:55:25 PM

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I had a real bad sub at Quizno's once.
Made me sick and all.
Now I go to Potbelly's.

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RE: The Worst Sub You Ever Met? - 6/14/2012 7:56:18 PM

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Hey if she can't give a good massage what good is she.

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RE: The Worst Sub You Ever Met? - 6/14/2012 8:08:06 PM

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I usually can tell if I have a nut on my hands just by the words they use, it may take time but
it never fails!

They will say something, weird, strange! That will give me a clue, they often will write some of
the most beautifully written letters! But something always (thank god )give me a warning!

One man threated to cut my head off when I said I would not have him as a submissive!
I never tell anyone where I live, lucky I never told him he said " I wish I know where you
live!!!!

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RE: The Worst Sub You Ever Met? - 6/14/2012 8:40:54 PM

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Hey if she can't give a good massage what good is she.

EXACTLY!!

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RE: The Worst Sub You Ever Met? - 6/14/2012 10:04:32 PM

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ORIGINAL: Kana

I had a real bad sub at Quizno's once.
Made me sick and all.
Now I go to Potbelly's.

I go to Firehouse Subs . . . same reason.

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RE: The Worst Sub You Ever Met? - 6/14/2012 10:39:50 PM

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The worst I had visited me from out of state for a trial period, and everything went great. I took her to the annual BlackRose event in D.C./Maryland and we had a total blast. After that she requested to come live in and I agreed. Once she got there, she took a job (which is good) and immediately started having to "work late" which meant she'd started having an affair with a waiter at the place she worked at. She brought 2 cats with her and left them in my care as she spent increasing amounts of time "at work". I caught in very quickly and confronted her with it, but she repeatedly lied to my face until I finally told her to go.

But karma has a funny way of straightening things out. She cheated on the waiter as well, after being snowed in at the airport on Christmas Eve for 8 hours, losing her luggage when she finally went home for the holidays, then they both got a flu and puked for over a week, then got told by their boss one had to quit because it was a conflict of interest. LOL, I love it when the things I can't control get controlled for me.

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RE: The Worst Sub You Ever Met? - 6/15/2012 4:12:44 AM

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The prayer. I was ok with him praying before and after, till he started trying to tell me what God wanted me to do to him during sessions.

Oh man, that got a laugh outta me. What a nutter!

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RE: The Worst Sub You Ever Met? - 6/15/2012 4:22:51 AM

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For a very short while I had potential sub who was a CD. He and I loved to play dress up; he was a very realistic looking female. But he could not be obedient. The third time we discussed how obedience was expected he said: "It's your fault if you can't make me obey."

That was it, I turned around and walked away and have not spoken to his since.

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RE: The Worst Sub You Ever Met? - 6/15/2012 4:32:27 AM

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The third time we discussed how obedience was expected he said: "It's your fault if you can't make me obey."

He was hoping for a really hot punishment scene, repeated regularly.

I hate the dynamic of deliberately bratting.

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RE: The Worst Sub You Ever Met? - 6/15/2012 7:19:18 AM

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The worst sub I ever had was of my own choosing, so really, it's my own damn fault.

Same is true of the best, though, so it all works out.

(Maybe this thread isn't as juicy as the ones the subs started because of ownership. But then, some things do not taste well juicy.)

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RE: The Worst Sub You Ever Met? - 6/15/2012 7:57:16 AM

ChatteParfaitt

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He was hoping for a really hot punishment scene, repeated regularly.

I hate the dynamic of deliberately bratting.

You nailed it exactly, DS. And I love brats who know how far to take it. Deliberating flaunting your disobedience after we've discussed what I want just won't do it for me.

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RE: The Worst Sub You Ever Met? - 6/15/2012 8:09:36 AM

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ORIGINAL: IronWithVelvet

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ORIGINAL: IronWithVelvet

I think that by nature submissives are just more prone to piss and moan than are Dominants.

Could it be that some subs subconsciously are compelled to whine in order to broadcast their need to have their ass reddened or whatever else they aren’t getting enough of?

Yeah, that's got to be it. We're meeting crappy Dominants so we can whine and get our asses smacked. <there isn't an large enough eyeroll emoticon to even attach to this)

I knew that would get a reaction from some whiners out there!

I'm far from being a whiner. I have no reason to whine. Sharing experiences is not whining, it's just sharing experiences. Then there's you who just lumped all submissives into a category of bratty and manipulative.

You're offensive.

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RE: The Worst Sub You Ever Met? - 6/15/2012 8:33:47 AM

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ORIGINAL: IronWithVelvet

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ORIGINAL: IronWithVelvet

I think that by nature submissives are just more prone to piss and moan than are Dominants.

Could it be that some subs subconsciously are compelled to whine in order to broadcast their need to have their ass reddened or whatever else they aren’t getting enough of?

Yeah, that's got to be it. We're meeting crappy Dominants so we can whine and get our asses smacked. <there isn't an large enough eyeroll emoticon to even attach to this)

I knew that would get a reaction from some whiners out there!

I hope you sat down before you shoved both your feet in your mouth.

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RE: The Worst Sub You Ever Met? - 6/15/2012 11:26:55 AM

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Not a worst sub but a couple in the "walk quietly away" category....

When setting up a first meeting, sub suddenly informed me we would be going to Master X's house right after the meeting so he could demonstrate the "correct" way of beating her. ... Um, not going to a stranger's house on first meeting without armed backup guys.

Good first meeting and conversation over coffee. We set up a second "date" for the following weekend. Sub shoes up with five full suitcases prepared to move in with me.

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RE: The Worst Sub You Ever Met? - 6/15/2012 11:36:00 AM

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I honestly cannot say I can remember meeting a terrible one. Just not for me.

I may have. I've met a lot of people. It's just that most of the people I spend any real time with, I tend to rather like.

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RE: The Worst Sub You Ever Met? - 6/15/2012 4:08:59 PM

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Not a worst sub but a couple in the "walk quietly away" category....

When setting up a first meeting, sub suddenly informed me we would be going to Master X's house right after the meeting so he could demonstrate the "correct" way of beating her. ... Um, not going to a stranger's house on first meeting without armed backup guys.

Good first meeting and conversation over coffee. We set up a second "date" for the following weekend. Sub shoes up with five full suitcases prepared to move in with me.

Ooohh...you had one of those too huh?

I once met a "Dom" at a local cafe for a coffee and when he showed up he had his entire car packed with everything he apparently owned and thought he was going to move in with me. Keep in mind we only talked maybe 3 or 4 times online and it was just basic stuff.

I knew the owner of the cafe and asked him if I could make my way out his back door and asked him if he'd say I wasn't feeling well and his waiter was taking me home.

After that I put the guy on ignore online and on my phone and that's why I'm glad I met at public places and always somewhere where I knew the people or place very very well lol.

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