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What PMS really stands for - 6/7/2006 11:40:30 AM

Tikkiee

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http://www.funny-funny-pictures.com/dp/1-128.htm

I am sure that we could find a couple more to add to the list though

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RE: What PMS really stands for - 6/7/2006 12:33:04 PM

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Its called PMS because Mad Cow Disease has already been taken.

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RE: What PMS really stands for - 6/16/2006 10:07:44 AM

Darkmike

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LOL

Tikkiee, your cute and funny, I love it.

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RE: What PMS really stands for - 9/17/2006 8:48:17 AM

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The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his own hands! This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, or significant other!

DANGEROUS:

SAFER:

SAFEST:

ULTRA SAFE:

What's for dinner?

Can I help you with dinner?

Where would you like to go for dinner?

Here, have some chocolate.

Are you wearing that?

Wow, you sure look good in brown!

WOW! Look at you!

Here, have some chocolate

What are you so worked up about?

Could we be overreacting?

Here's my paycheck.

Here, have some chocolate.

Should you be eating that?

You know, there are a lot of apples left.

Can I get you a glass of wine with that?

Here, have some chocolate.

What did you DO all day?

I hope you didn't over-do it today.

I've always loved you in that robe!

Here, have some more chocolate.

13 Things PMS Stands For:

1. Pass My Shotgun

2. Psychotic Mood Shift
3. Perpetual Munching Spree

4 Puffy Mid-Section
5. People Make me Sick

6. Provide Me with Sweets

7. Pardon My Sobbing

8. Pimples May Surface
9. Pass My Sweat pants

10. Pissy Mood Syndrome
11. Plainly; Men Suck

12. Pack My Stuff

and my favorite one ...

13. Potential Murder Suspect

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RE: What PMS really stands for - 9/17/2006 9:56:20 AM

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*LMFAO* Ohhhmann....

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